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Dragging my boyfriend to someone’s apple orchard because the weather has dipped below 80 degrees.

03.09.2025 16:26 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

SAME. Will literally have it on everything except a Caesar.

07.07.2025 17:17 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

We all know tomatoes doesn’t belong in a Caesar wrap right?

07.07.2025 15:58 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 2

Olandria and Chelly need to move with purpose in casa amor because Ace and Taylor are not seeing that money and will be out of my villa at the earliest opportunity. #loveislandusa.

23.06.2025 13:29 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

All my faves are safe but I would’ve bet good money that Austin and Iris were going home. I’m still confused. #loveislandusa

23.06.2025 02:50 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

God has actually never played about me.

04.06.2025 18:38 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

WHERE IS THE EPISODE. PEACOCK HAD ONE JOB AND A WHOLE YEAR TO GET IT RIGHT. #loveislandusa.

04.06.2025 01:10 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Cowboy Carter fits secured.

04.05.2025 22:18 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

One thing about me im gonna get a lobster roll with butter each time it’s available.

02.04.2025 16:16 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Nothing about this sounds good.

27.03.2025 23:38 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I have spent all week at my boyfriends grandmothers house and all I’ve done is eat and watch tv. I love it here.

27.03.2025 15:18 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

No reason for me to be craving a Poke bowl this early in the morning.

27.03.2025 14:47 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I love how black people love a hibachi.

23.03.2025 18:27 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Okay I actually miss summer house MV.

17.03.2025 14:32 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Chile Potomac had me forgetting that LUXURY is a requirement for the franchise. #RHOA showing WEALTH in the first half.

10.03.2025 00:25 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Need my friends to start having kids because idk where to get Girl Scout cookies anymore.

06.03.2025 14:33 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Feeling very grown up because I spent a ridiculous amount of money on bakeware.

21.02.2025 23:20 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

GOD DID

20.02.2025 13:43 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

February really has somewhere to go because how is it the 19th already???

19.02.2025 17:03 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

BRICK asf outside.

19.02.2025 01:58 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

There is a girl on TikTok who makes a different kind of Caesar salad every Sunday and it’s really my favorite thing.

17.02.2025 20:06 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

β€œWe got way too many lash techs out… y’all need to be getting your CDL”. - my sister.

16.02.2025 00:13 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Yes I got tickets. Yes they are floor seats. Yes I do believe I am God’s favorite.

12.02.2025 20:55 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Kendrick to us. Thank you.

10.02.2025 15:38 β€” πŸ‘ 305    πŸ” 31    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 1

BLACK PEOPLE WON TONIGHT. NO, I WILL NOT BE EXPLAINING.

10.02.2025 03:08 β€” πŸ‘ 6252    πŸ” 645    πŸ’¬ 132    πŸ“Œ 31

Kendrick Lamar deserves to win the very first Nobel Hate Prize

10.02.2025 01:36 β€” πŸ‘ 44245    πŸ” 7162    πŸ’¬ 219    πŸ“Œ 160

SOMEBODY GET THE BROOM

10.02.2025 02:21 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

When Kendrick said hey Drake and smiled at the camera I screamed laughed in a way I didn’t think possible. #superbowl

10.02.2025 01:42 β€” πŸ‘ 17289    πŸ” 1374    πŸ’¬ 147    πŸ“Œ 64
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Serena Williams!

10.02.2025 01:49 β€” πŸ‘ 24392    πŸ” 3281    πŸ’¬ 217    πŸ“Œ 383
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probably the most mischievous grin ever

10.02.2025 01:44 β€” πŸ‘ 25951    πŸ” 4852    πŸ’¬ 231    πŸ“Œ 558

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