That’s why I never took any chemistry classes.
I almost shared an apartment with an Iranian guy from college. Here’s what I think the Iranian leadership is really saying…
I guess a law degree isn’t some magical entré into a higher echelon of influence.
“Wish I had lipstick on my shirt / ‘stead of piss stains on my shoes”
Late-night tunes:
My three favorite tracks by The Specials can amazingly be found on one 12-inch single: Ghost Town, Why? and Friday Night Saturday Morning.
#NowPlaying #MusicSky
Ghost Town
youtu.be/RZ2oXzrnti4?si…
She’s a doctor of English literature and she sure can’t.
“Al Gore would have invaded Iraq”
“Hillary Clinton would have put anti choice Justices on the Court”
“Kamala Harris would be going to war with Iran”
NO!!! None of that is true and you are an absolute fucking idiot if you say any of those things.
Orson was losing a lot of weight/not acting like himself, we got worried, took him to the vet, and it turns out he has a benign thyroid adenoma, which is causing hyperthyroidism. It's apparently super common in older cats, and with medication, he should be able to live normally for many more years.
started a rewatch of the boys, ahead of the upcoming final season, and just lol'd at prime video trying to tell me that melania is the #1 movie in the US right now
‘lil’ Marco Rubio is a political figure known for polished speeches and oddly persistent energy. Despite his stature, or maybe because of it, his shoes do not fit—literally or metaphorically—giving him an off‑balance vibe as he navigates debates, headlines, and all the dumb stuff he’s doing
I actually think Oz would be less harmful.
Oh dear god
“They can’t do that, it’s unconstitutional” misses the point: they *mean* to.
I don’t think there is ever a great time for humanity to turn our future over to a set of intelligent machines, but I know that doing so while the globe is dominated by an Epstein Class of anti-human fascists is definitely the worst time.
He’s clearly miserable and having no fun, so there’s that.
every amazon brand is called PZZAFARTZ and disappears from the earth 6 weeks after you buy the thing
So not the same GI Joe I grew up with in the 70s but that’s okay.
A president who ruins lives and unalives as he pleases or upon someone else's command is not fit for office.
Showing this to myself in 2022 and having an aneurysm
For Lucas I’m guessing it was always, you know, for kids.
My complaint against elected Dems is that they’re not shouting enough and not loudly enough. There’s no constraint on that.
Bye troll.
Imagine believing this
Cynical establishment NIMBYs can’t stand the idea of sharing power with progressives, would be my guess.
Democrats are on the path to winning this year, but it is by default. The party has done a horrific job on politics from almost the minute Trump was defeated in 2020. So, sure, they are winning right now — but it’s because we have no other choices. Not exactly a ringing endorsement.
Post the cover of a book you love from the 90s. (Any century!)
I would much rather see a gritty version of “The Rookie” that’s more like “L.A. Confidential” than a reboot of “Firefly”.
More like it’s pooping or not pooping.
“Tonight on Left, Right, and Center we’ll explore the puzzling question of whether anyone gives a shit about housing. I’m David Greene.”
