My fair lady of Verona type shi
I’ve never been prouder to be a Minnesotan.
Got fine shyt in bed bussin down sexual style to Bubblegum KK
“Nonchalant this, nonchalant that” no, dating a grade a yearner is unparalleled you wouldn’t know
SCPs are corpo smh
“A hoe never gets cold” is Chicago whore erasure
Life lowkey has its moments, but - overall? - based 😌
At the club whimsically throwing my ass in a circle
Carly Rae Jeppsons Malort
Is that anything?
Normal girl non drag artist account rebrand unfollow if that’s not your jam I still love you 💖
Using the grip I learned in pole class to stabilize myself standing on the bus
The sexual tension between me and selling my car is sooooo 😩😩
Down bad, just put Kaleidoscope as my insta note song
I’m buy-sexual bc women be shopping
Bout to Klarna a birkin
Coming across a man so ugly on dating apps that you just have to close the app and reflect
Like… high up there
The subway and you outta know on my Spotify on repeat… someone call a wellness check
Situationship moved abruptly to NYC.
Cons: heartbroken, single, in shambles
Pros: one more vote for Mamdani ✊
Mercury leaving retrograde, new neighbor just saged the entire floor - big things on the horizon for ya girl
Are we not overdrawing our lips?
Ik it’s market days…. But im chilling in bed listening to meet Miley Cyrus
Only post this story 4 u, only post this story 4 u 4 u 4 u
“I want to pay money to talk to people I will never meet” gtfo
Genuinely what is that point of using tinder in passport mode
Bisexuality is a disease I hope I get well soon
I exist purely for straight men to date and then say to my face as theyre dumping me “but i think its pretty cool that i can say ive dated a drag queen now”
And I saw four really great dogs on my walk in said walkable city
