Madamin

The World Of Taylor jigsaw featuring imagery from her works

Updating my unofficial World Of Taylor jigsaw by drawing a big cock and balls on it

I actually want to be on Bluesky more than I want to be on Twitter

Patisserie chicken

Ben Shapiro tweeting: All you need to know about #BarbieTheMovie is that it unironically uses the word "patriarchy" more than 10 times.

Barbie owned her own dream house 12 years before women had the legal right to open their own bank accounts

Dammit maybe I’m just gullible!! There was a sign in there that said something about it. Baltimore-Ohio would make more sense lmao

Omg I just realized you would probably love this. I was in Brockville, Ontario this week and we visited the Brockville Railway Tunnel — the actual B&O Railroad from Monopoly!!!! Brockville-Ottawa!!

Chubby baby hand excited to be home

I feel like this picture of Gatsby is an artistic masterpiece

Not enough. Need another. Make it gayer this time

in case you’re wondering how Threads is going, it’s people responding earnestly to stolen dril tweets

@igumdrop on Threads: i am starting a Threads Positivity Patrol. if we see anvthing negative with bad vibes then we bombard that person with compliments and hugs until they're forcibly converted WHO'S IN? taking member apps now 2,660 likes

Folks I really need Bluesky to succeed, I cannot do this

a wild toddler is on the loose shooting people in the US

ummmm why has nobody stopped it yet??????

for the potato fears not death

Speak Now TV has just affirmed to me that there are some demons you can summon with the raw angst of being 19 that you’ve healed too much to summon by your early 30s

Ok also true

This is what I’m doing because I’m afraid I’ll fall asleep during the second movie we see and I refuse to miss even a second of Barbie

Does anyone know how long it takes to get an invite code? My husband is very jealous lmao

resting fitch pace

Screenshots showing Ronald Reagan date of death as June 5 2004 and a counter showing it’s 6969 days between June 5 2004 and July 5 2023

Ronald Reagan died 6969 days ago today. 1 reskeet is 1 piss on his grave

I think it’s a joke about people using ivermectin as a treatment for covid

I AM LOOKING !!!!!

During a stop at the Iowa State Fair during his 2020 campaign, a conservative provocateur trailing the Democratic presidential candidates asked Mr. Biden, “How many genders are there?” Mr. Biden replied: “There are at least three. Don’t play games with me, kid.”

"At least three" remains the funniest and most correct answer to this question

Real!!

I’ve always been one of the most obnoxious posters on Twitter so idk why I’m all shy on Bluesky