Kenneth Wilson

The optimist in me might suggest that he can feel the end of his term coming, but we all know he doesn't have nearly enough self-awareness for that.

They don't advertise "100% cash back", they advertise "up to 100% cash back." From context, I can only guess that this means "100% cash back... if you win this game with odds worse than your standard state lottery scratch-off." And, hey, if you didn't win, you just pay for the chance to try again...

We should make it into a museum of the worst moments in American governance. Let it sit like a scar that mars the illusion of American exceptionalism. Let it be a garish, trashy reminder of what happens when people vote based on vibes, or to burn everything down because they're bored.

After NINETEEN HOURS???

I actually have petit jury duty starting in two weeks. What should I know going in?

Came here to note there was no prohibition on beveling, see people in the replies already doing the Lord's work.

*prospective buyer*

This looks great! So cozy!

*realtor gives a look*

My current place is in Deepnest.

Sly Cooper isn't real. We know this because if he was, the British Museum would be nothing but a spacious warehouse of Sly Cooper calling cards.

We've been here before. But at least this particular time:

1. The Florida Panthers are back-to-back world champions.
2. The New York Jets are *at least* as bad.

A college football and obscure sports account casually dropping a deep cut Avatar: The Last Airbender reference.

God, I love the Internet.

@smashfizzle.bsky.social Radley said "If you grew up in Indiana" and your image immediately popped into my head.

Today is the No Kings Protest day and, man, everyone seems really anxious at this checkers tournament.

Sunscreen! Fight the (solar) power!

And now I'm going to need to get out my masonry equipment to repair that hole in the fourth wall.

Or, alternately, once he no longer has the power to protect them.

That's still a tremendous failure, just by the other team.

Wasn't super impressive as an owner, either.

Hey, Steve, what's your NHL Fantasy Stars information?

I just ripped 23 base packs looking for Capitals and Rangers for tonight, and I only got one of them (Nic Dowd). But I also got Mitch Marner. So I've got that going for me. Which is nice.

Checking out Little Rocket Lab on Xbox. Have to say, I'm really intrigued by the "Stardew Valley but it's Factorio" signals its putting out.

This page lives rent-free in my head.

I swear by Pennzoil Platinum 10W-30. It helps prevent viscosity breakdown, which I need because my wife hates it when my sauces get too soupy.

He just really, really puts a lot of value on the opportunity to win two more Campbell Bowls, and he knows the Oilers have the team to do it.

I read them as being upside-down, as if dangling from a lower attachment after the upper attachment had broken off.

At least we're better than the Jets. They might be the only team we're better than, but at least we're better than the Jets.

Oh dear, it seems the other teams don't like us anymore. I'm feeling very upset about this, if only I had some sort of large, cup-shaped, perhaps silver receptacle to collect my tears in.

Gosh, I'm so upset, it might even be nice to have two of them.

...this week.

Read this as the Bible/Overtime and was very confused for a hot second.

@95sports.bsky.social How far away from I-95 can a team be and still qualify as being "up and down highway 95"? All of the teams I love and most of the teams I hate are within 12 road miles.

Did @jonbois.bsky.social take your phone when you weren't looking?

An anthro spottycat woman with a sheepish grin saying "I'm saving the world." An anthro fox man is looking at her, unconvinced. They are holding, and are surrounded by, many rodents. From the webcomic "Curtailed".

That's why I live somewhere where I am constantly running the air conditioning, and I frequently forget I even *have* a heater.