nathanwpyle

if your garbage disposal ever gets a hold of a knife it’s gonna use Spin Attack (the only move it knows)

what year are you on the “I Got…” lyrical chart

common bear questions, the third being most important (answer:NO)

there should be a middle blinker you can use to indicate to other drivers that you are continuing in a straight line

the predicted searches sound like an octopus vacillating between harmless fun and murder

tip: by drawing a simple shape on top of your cat photo, you can create a charming rendering of a large-headed cat in different poses

Panel 1 Parent: We celebrate because we completed a revolution around the star Panel 2 Child: So it is identical to emergence day ? Parent: Emergence Day is for one individual’s survival Panel 3: Parent (continues) New Revolution’s Day celebrates collective survival Child: Oh Panel 4 Child [raises arms triumphantly] We did not die Parent: Exactly

to improve your afternoon:
here is how to sing the times between 3:01 and 3:30

[tune of Mr. jones and me]

🎵 apple Bottom Jeans 🎵