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A peanut butter sandwich with a big hole in the middle. And two m&ms for eyes. The bread now looks surprised

today i was surprised to find a hole in my bread. But not nearly as surprised as the bread

diagram of a flash light and a lollipop, light shining through the lollipop to show the color underneath the wrapper

it’s important to show your 4 year old how to shine a light through the mystery flavors so she can select her favorite

a more interesting thing to tell your kids is that these are all scale replicas of the monsters that have attacked our city

would it kill the mechanic to say something nice about my car for once

5 emotionless people look at one person who is viewing a laptop screen and saying hmmmm

there’s always one person in the family who looks at the Doppler radar

if a dish doesn’t say “dishwasher safe” i just give it a big pep talk
before i put it thru the dishwasher.

it’s gonna be scary and wet
in there, but u got this

Panel 1 a calm banana (Banana friend) sits reading a book, looking up to see Panicked Banana entering room. panicked banana: SOMEONE STOLE MY DEBIT CARD panel 2: banana friend: don’t worry they can’t use it unless they guess your PIN panel 3: panicked banana frowns Panel 4: Banana Friend: Is it 4011? panicked banana: it’s 4011

A drawing on a menu, two people looking sweetly at each other. One is drawn like a cute person the other is drawn the way a child might draw a werewolf

on one of our first dates, my wife and I drew each other. this is when I knew

A beeping smoke detector is drawn in the center negative space between 4 panels Panel 1 Two characters on floor, listening for a sound below them C1 - smoke detector needs battery C2 - ok it’s below Panel 2 C1 - wait C2 - over there? Panel 3 C1 - now above? Panel 4 C2 - how is it moving

Aid Groups Blame Israel’s Gaza Restrictions for ‘Mass Starvation’

The distance between what is in happening Gaza, fully backed with US dollars and political support, and the reaction of American politicians who by and large just don’t seem to care or support it is just completely brain-breaking.

www.nytimes.com/2025/07/23/w...

sign in parking lot reads: SHOPPING CART (in sans serif all caps) RETURN (in fun script)

the fun font choice here
makes it look like this is the
SHOPPING CART sequel

A dentist being holds up a scraper as a patient being sits in the chair DB: I’m here to scrape your mouth stones PB: wonderful DB: have you been forcing string PB: seldom (Patient being is now reclined in chair, with a bib on) DB: now wear the trash necklace PB: ok (DB places hand in the PB mouth) DB: now feel completely helpless PB: ohay

statue of a lion pawing at what appears to be leaves in a bowl, so it looks like a salad to me

close up of the lion statue’s face, Lion looking a bit distressed

when you ordered the
salad but then you see the
antelope burger

haha that’s a great idea for a photography group. Yeah it’s amazing how fast even a common sparrow moves, and we can’t really process all that we are watching!

a small bird taking flight but the wings are tucked in so you don’t see wings

birds are hard to draw.
one reason: photos of birds
often look absurd

Two ice hockey players on ice, then the ice is melting and they’re throwing their helmets off and then they are in water playing water polo

a cool combo sport would be "Ice Hockey But Eventually Water Polo" where they keep turning the temperature up throughout the game

take a break with crab

This is fantastic!

A cover of the New Yorker magazine for February 10th 2025. The image is of a dark, rainy street scene. One figure shelters under an umbrella and another, wearing a large raincoat, walks a sad looking dog. A large window casts warm light onto the street. Inside a woman (wearing a bright yellow coat) and her dog, look at a summery painting of a figure basking under a hot sun.

I drew the cover for this week's @newyorker.com

Cheese counter employee [standing behind cheese]: have you been helped sir? Customer: by so many people my entire life Employee [smiles warmly] Customer [smiles warmly, rests chin on hand]

A young being holding a stuffed animal stands in the hallway. Their parents are seated on the couch, and one of them looks back at the young being. PARENT1: why are you conscious Young being [shrugs] parent2: return to unconsciousness YB: why must I? P1: your body is growing YB: but you are both conscious P1: our bodies are in decline YB: that is unsettling P1: for us too P2: please be kind to us

Panel 1 a blue alien (being) plays with a laser pointer as their cat pounces on the red dot being is seated on a couch and has a video game controller in their other hand Being (to cat): ha you enjoy pretending you are a mighty hunter Panel 2: being (continued): when it is just a simulation with blinking lights Panel 3: Being puts down laser pointer and puts both hands on video game controller Panel 4: A red light flashes onto the being, bathing the room in red light

Panel 1 Being1 (with a headset microphone) sits on a stationary bike, holding two fingers on neck Being1: OK BEINGS! Now put two digits on your neck to calculate your bloodpump rate Panel 2: Being2 and Being3 sweating profusely as they work out on their stationary bikes, they are both putting 2 fingers on their neck Being2: BUT WHY? Being3: if we increase our rate we decrease our odds of perishing Panel 3: Being2: I hope we hit maximum rate Being3: no- if we hit maximum rate we could perish Panel 4: Being2: we perish in either scenario Being3: we perish in every scenario

A bowl of lettuce leaves and a wedge of cheese look at each other Lettuce: YOU MAKE ME SO MUCH BETTER Cheese: THANK YOU LETTUCE: CHEESE: Lettuce: do I…make you better CHEESE: Lettuce: CHEESE: AGAIN THANK YOU

Panel 1: We see Jupiter in space, getting plunked by a large piece of ice and complaining. Sun is in upper left corner listening. JUPITER: MOMMMM Saturn’s throwing ice again. Panel 2: Sun looks disapprovingly at Saturn who is incredulous SUN: Saturn. Saturn: it wasn’t me! Panel 3: SUN: You’re surrounded by ice. Saturn: Mars is the god of war! Panel 4 We see Mars happily playing with a rover Sun: Mars is playing with his robot Saturn: stupid Mars Panel 5: Saturn: who keeps giving robots to mars? Panel 6: Text: EARLIER… We see Earth holding a slingshot, pulling back a robot to send it to Mars Mars (in the distance): yessss

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