JΛMΞSH

JΛMΞSH

@monkbernardo.com

I sell other people’s stuff online. Words have power. Conservatism is ideological terrorism. OKC ➡️ Seattle. 🏎️🏀⛈️🏏🎧🎮📽️🏔️ सदा मस्त रहो। 🐳 (he/him)

53 Followers 100 Following 31 Posts Joined Jul 2023
8 months ago

What nightmare are we living in? The unhinged dumbfucks and their antivaxx bullshit are literally bringing back things we’d already beaten. I hope a parasite eats their brains.

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8 months ago
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Comic by Hartley Lin
#NoKings

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8 months ago

Oh good, I’m glad we’re focused on the important things — like avoiding extortion — instead of getting bogged down in petty details like our tax dollars paying for some lonely schmuck to buy sex instead of just meeting someone at a bar on their own dime like the rest of us.

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8 months ago

It’s a terrible bill. It will literally kill people. The most vulnerable among us will suffer as the wealthiest benefit. It’s perverse. I wish there were something I could do. But alas, I am only a U.S. Senator from Alaska whose “no” vote would kill the bill. So I voted yes. You get it.

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8 months ago

I came back here just to block JD Vance.

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1 year ago

How long do I have to pretend that I like it here and that this is working before enough people get here for it to be actually fun?

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1 year ago

Helps when you’re not playing the best defense in the league. 🌩️ TTFU

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1 year ago

Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait

*Republicans* are saying that it’s the role of government to instruct its citizens about the choices they make?

… What in the damn hell

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1 year ago

This is like the Aaron Rodgers documentary if it was about someone who was actually really, really good at his sport and not a huge fucking idiot moron with a donkey's dick for a brain.

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1 year ago

Just aging establishment Democrats doing what aging establish Democrats do best: saying one thing to pander to marginalized groups and then doing the complete opposite thing.

Shameful.

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1 year ago
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You can now call 1-800-CHATGPT You can now call ChatGPT for up to 15 minutes in the US, or through WhatsApp.

finally, a tech company dares to ask the question: what if the nintendo power hotline made shit up

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1 year ago
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the feds: stop trying to turn this guy into some cool antihero with a badass public image

also the feds: *treat him like they’ve captured the joker*

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1 year ago

Who the fuck is Gerry Connolly? At least tell me he isn’t a white man in his mid-70s.

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1 year ago
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Nobel Laureates Urge Senate to Turn Down Kennedy’s Nomination Elevating Mr. Kennedy to secretary of H.H.S. “would put the public’s health in jeopardy,” more than 75 laureates wrote.

I am genuinely curious to see how the right intends to spin 77 Nobel laureates saying RFK “would put the public’s health in jeopardy.” I’m assuming it will be Joe Rogan hitting a fart-noise machine for 77 minutes on his podcast while Elon jumps around in the back. www.nytimes.com/2024/12/09/h...

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1 year ago

I could not have been clearer about this

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1 year ago

Very confusing situation here. To some, Luigi. To others, Waluigi.

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1 year ago

Sens. Welch and Manchin have introduced a constitutional amendment that would establish term limits for Supreme Court justices.

The amendment would impose 18-year limits on new justices appointed to the court, with, eventually, a new term starting about every two years.

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1 year ago
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Rupert Murdoch Fails in Bid to Change Family Trust A Nevada commissioner ruled resoundingly against Mr. Murdoch, who was trying to give full control of his empire to his son Lachlan and lock in Fox News’s right-wing editorial slant.

Breaking News: Rupert Murdoch failed in his bid to alter a family trust to consolidate his empire under his son Lachlan and lock in Fox News’s right-wing slant.

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1 year ago

I’m excited for @gregcasar.bsky.social’s leadership at the Progressive Caucus. He’s going to be great.

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1 year ago

People are leaving Twitter because it’s not fun anymore and no one is obligated to be on a platform they don’t enjoy.

It’s not rocket science.

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1 year ago

Kash Patel can go eat a diseased dick.

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1 year ago

I’m learning that it’s @jcsalterego.bsky.social, I think?

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1 year ago

Michigan wanted to be Baker Mayfield so badly. 😅

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1 year ago

And where reputable journalists and thinkers go, so do elected officials.

I’ve been getting asked lately about a more serious + systemic migration to Bluesky among electeds.

Idk the answer but it highlights how much of a breaking point misinfo & throttling has become for Twitter(& other platforms)

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1 year ago

LIFE HACK: Answer your phone "Hello you're on the air" and 99% of the time people will just hang up.

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1 year ago
Picture of two slices of bread, one stacked on top of the other crust side, with ham and cheese in between

This is, technically, a sandwich.

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1 year ago

@jay.bsky.team is an Oklahomie??? ❤️

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1 year ago
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Pete Buttigieg told Democrats to not allow themselves to be so outraged by the Trump administration that they would neglect working for their constituents. “We cannot be mesmerized by the worst things that we see happening,” Buttigieg said. nyti.ms/3ZiKILz

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1 year ago

If I take a step back and think about it, it actually makes perfect sense we would end up with a right coded social media platform and a left coded one.

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