It's just that... Izzy's revenge sounds a bit like an intestinal condition.
17.02.2026 03:35 โ ๐ 3 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0
May we go back to sea now Cap'n?
16.02.2026 23:35 โ ๐ 20 ๐ 5 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0
Clap.
16.02.2026 19:35 โ ๐ 7 ๐ 2 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0
Upon my signal... unleash H E L L!
16.02.2026 15:35 โ ๐ 10 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0
Yuck.
16.02.2026 11:35 โ ๐ 6 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0
He was either gonna watch the world burn or die trying. So which was it?
16.02.2026 07:35 โ ๐ 13 ๐ 2 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 1
Yuck.
16.02.2026 03:35 โ ๐ 5 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0
Oh, if it's scary I'll probably just head back to the ship.
15.02.2026 23:35 โ ๐ 9 ๐ 1 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0
This rope is so rough on my tender fingies.
15.02.2026 19:35 โ ๐ 10 ๐ 1 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0
I shouldn't be bored. I'm fucking Blackbeard.
15.02.2026 15:35 โ ๐ 28 ๐ 5 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 1
That'd be lovely! Yes, just give us a smidge to tidy up!
15.02.2026 11:35 โ ๐ 11 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0
I could spill all your beans...
15.02.2026 07:35 โ ๐ 5 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0
You make Stede happy.
15.02.2026 03:35 โ ๐ 20 ๐ 2 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 3
And what if Blackbeard turned up dead? His corpse disfigured beyond recognition of course.
14.02.2026 23:35 โ ๐ 6 ๐ 1 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0
It's a judgement free zone, bro.
14.02.2026 19:35 โ ๐ 14 ๐ 3 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 1
What kind of focking idiot runs his ship aground?
14.02.2026 15:35 โ ๐ 3 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0
Right. The ushe...
14.02.2026 11:35 โ ๐ 4 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0
Well, here it is. High society in all it's grotesque glory.
14.02.2026 07:35 โ ๐ 15 ๐ 2 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0
Do these outfits maybe feel like an error in judgement?
14.02.2026 03:35 โ ๐ 11 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0
It's actually been a minute since I've done the old hand-to-hand.
13.02.2026 23:35 โ ๐ 17 ๐ 2 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0
A lot of the guys are sweethearts deep down. They're just dealing with a fair amount of trauma.
13.02.2026 19:35 โ ๐ 14 ๐ 1 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 1
It's good, isn't it? Being amongst proper maniacs!
13.02.2026 15:35 โ ๐ 2 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0
We vote on it. And then it'll be me, 'cause I'm the most experienced.
13.02.2026 11:35 โ ๐ 9 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0
He's kind of bringing every one down. Bit of a pirate-pooper.
13.02.2026 07:41 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0
You lightweights. You fuckin' 14 yr old boys.
13.02.2026 07:35 โ ๐ 7 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0
Ya, I reckon we're not killing this guy now.
13.02.2026 03:35 โ ๐ 8 ๐ 1 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0
Quite simple really. The colour of this mornings sky, coupled by the brisk westerly wind made me think we'd be safe. Then the shape of the clouds confirmed it.
12.02.2026 23:35 โ ๐ 9 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0
When you cut loose you really cut loose.
12.02.2026 22:51 โ ๐ 5 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0
This is the most fun I've had at sea in ages.
12.02.2026 19:35 โ ๐ 29 ๐ 9 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0
CHECK OUT THIS FABULOUS BOOTY I'M HAWKING!
12.02.2026 15:35 โ ๐ 38 ๐ 11 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 2
