White Americans be like: Let me tell you about a country I have never been to.
The way I would welcome a variety of wild animals into my home instead of most people.
BREAKING: Winner of the first ever FIFA Peace Prize threatens World Cup soccer team.
Me: Hell yeah I love these warmer spring temps!
Also Me(after a fly buzzes my ear): FUCKING FREEZE EVERYTHING!!!!
“Todd, what were you like in the 90s?”
She sounds like every “BIG THINGS COMING” vague-posting creative who never creates jack shit and tells their roommates that chores are “emotional labor.”
Every day I collect another piece of supporting evidence for the idea that the pandemic made a dangerously large plurality, if not an outright majority, of Americans go absolutely feral. Zero sense of or interest in how to interact with other humans in shared spaces. None.
Kentucky’s next game will be against Florida and head coach Todd Golden, appropriately, in the home of the Predators. #BBN
Aw. Kristi is head of DHS Noem more.
153 children were murdered because war had gotten too woke.
Why would you expect them to care that children were killed at school in Iran? They don’t even care when children are killed at school here.
When someone says we’re bombing Iran because they’re killing their own citizens in the street.
Fascist president starts a major war without declaration by congress.
Democratic leaders: hey man, just keep us in the loop, mmkay?
But we're going to touch the stove and we'll be touching it more than probably ever before. And we're not going to get burned. We're not going to get burned
"US/Israel Air Strikes Hitting Iranian Elementary Girls' School the Best Argument Yet for Homeschooling" - NYT, probably
Shocking behavior from the winner of the FIFA Peace Prize.
OPERATION BLOWING SHIT UP BECAUSE EVERYONE KNOWS THE PRESIDENT AND OTHER OLD RICH DUDES ARE PEDOPHILES
Couldn't sleep so I grabbed my phone and just saw that Trump and Israel have started WWIII and now I can't sleep even more.
😱😱😱
"Oh you want hamburger meat, fancypants? Fuck you, eat liver."
No but this is entirely correct
Sure hope they film season 2 of Task before Ellison authorizes the WB lot security to kill Mark Ruffalo on sight
Glorious!
Gozer: CHOOSE THE FORM OF THE DESTRUCTOR!
Me: The Arby’s Meat Mountain
