The Internet’s Todd Holloman

The right accuses the left of being “paid protesters” while the right are the ones who have monetized racism, homophobia, and transphobia. Need cash? Just be a piece of shit and start a gofundme. Republicans will break their fingers smashing the donate button.

JFC Y’all know multiple things can be true right?

Truth 1: Quentin Taratino is a loud-mouth ass hat with shit opinions.

Truth 2: Quentin Tarantino has made some of the best movies of the past 30 years.

A person BEING an ass does not MAKE their art ass.

JFC I’m 5 minutes into the John Candy documentary and I’m already weeping.

Me watching the Titans: Well, at least college basketball is here! GO CATS! #BBN

Me watching the Cats:

UK is a volleyball school. #BBN

*my wife talking to a friend* No, he doesn’t do stand-up anymore.

*me thinking* How can I turn this into a bit?

The Film Stage @TheFilmStage X.com John Waters names Ari Aster's #Eddington the best film of 2025: "If you don't like this film, I hate you." See his full top 10: thefilmstage.com/ john-waters-to….

oh my god i feel so vindicated

Cannot wait to not watch HAMNET.

When you see someone sharing AI slop.

It honestly feels like the outcome of NFL games is more predetermined than the WWE. Just a shitty and suspect product week after week.

Doctor: You need to exercise more and lose weight.

Me: Then tell your mom to let me on top sometime.

God-Emperor status: Achieved

President Trump said he would pardon Juan Orlando Hernández, a former president of Honduras who was convicted of drug trafficking 400 tons of cocaine in the US. A spokesperson for Trump said it’s only fair since most of that cocaine went up Don Jr’s nose.

FUTURE HEADLINE:

President Trumps Says the N-word during Press Conference

FUTURE EDITORIAL:

Why Trump Was Brave to Use Racial Slur by Stephen A. Smith

Republicans are celebrating Trump’s use of the r-word which proves my theory that a sizable portion of MAGA is made up of people who voted for Trump simply because they want to use slurs again and their political philosophy goes no deeper than that.

Are there people funnier than me?
Of course!
But not you.

Sex between Stephen and Katie be like

A 4k blu ray of Lucio Fulci’s zombie

A lot of talk about the best Thanksgiving movie…

I'm sure our cats appreciate the treats that come in the shape of fish more than other treats as they make for a more authentic feline treat experience.

Good god I wish just one of these reporters would tell this slobbering piece of shit to fuck off to his fucking face.

Introduce yourself with five concerts you’ve seen—

R.E.M.
Prince
Elvis Costello
Metallica
Conway Twitty

Fun national jukebox day fact: the popular “Rock-ola” brand, which could not sound more like an exercise in exuberant Fifties pop culture marketing, was actually designed and sold by a guy named David Rockola.

The world is a beautiful place and worth fighting for.

TODAY! #WakeUpDeadMan! THEATERS! 600 US screens, 500 more internationally, hopefully more to come in the next week. See my pinned post for a theater finder. I’m so proud of this movie and everyone’s work on it, I hope you enjoy it!

hell yeah