The Internet’s Todd Holloman

153 children were murdered because war had gotten too woke.

Hollywood To Homeless: One Horror Screenwriter’s Nightmare How the writer behind several genre favorites found himself living in his car.

How the writer behind several genre favorites found himself living in his car.

Never Gonna Give You Up

Why would you expect them to care that children were killed at school in Iran? They don’t even care when children are killed at school here.

When someone says we’re bombing Iran because they’re killing their own citizens in the street.

Fascist president starts a major war without declaration by congress.

Democratic leaders: hey man, just keep us in the loop, mmkay?

But we're going to touch the stove and we'll be touching it more than probably ever before. And we're not going to get burned. We're not going to get burned

"US/Israel Air Strikes Hitting Iranian Elementary Girls' School the Best Argument Yet for Homeschooling" - NYT, probably

Shocking behavior from the winner of the FIFA Peace Prize.

OPERATION BLOWING SHIT UP BECAUSE EVERYONE KNOWS THE PRESIDENT AND OTHER OLD RICH DUDES ARE PEDOPHILES

Couldn't sleep so I grabbed my phone and just saw that Trump and Israel have started WWIII and now I can't sleep even more.

😱😱😱

"Oh you want hamburger meat, fancypants? Fuck you, eat liver."

the-unflappablewolf Who would you trust more? total stranger in a star trek shirt? 94.5% total stranger in a star wars shirt? 5.5% 99.421 Stimmen • Verbleibende Zeit: 2 Tage 23 Stunden thebaconsandwichofregret No exaggeration, the vote split on this poll is hysterical.

No but this is entirely correct

Sure hope they film season 2 of Task before Ellison authorizes the WB lot security to kill Mark Ruffalo on sight

Glorious!

Gozer: CHOOSE THE FORM OF THE DESTRUCTOR!

Me: The Arby’s Meat Mountain

What in the RFK Jr?

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A Sunday reminder that it wasn’t woke people who drove Jesus to violence, it was greedy rich people.

This kind of blatant and bald-faced lying is only possible if your base is made up of the stupidest mouth breathers to ever exist.

My cat Rigby contemplates murdering my dog Scooby.

I’m sorry what?

YouTube video by Olympics Alysa Liu wins the Olympic gold medal for the United States

some thoughts on Alysa’s gold medal skate a day later

- this is maybe my absolute favorite skating performance ever? I know enough to understand it’s not the most challenging technical skate but the sheer infectious joy is unmatched

- I’ve watched this maybe 15 times

- I mean holy shit look at it

befuddling maga by pronouncing tariff like (omar) shariff

“I’m a 65 year old divorced Republican with heart disease who hasn’t eaten a vegetable since the 90s and whose accounting business is barely hanging on which makes it hard to afford my Jack Nicklaus leisure wear and I truly believe that Iran is the greatest threat to my way of life!”

Blood clot, heart attack, aneurysm, stroke, pneumonia, fall in the shower, slip on the stairs, stepping on a rake and tumbling into a bucket of syrup…something, anything.

Trump is rambling incoherently and shitting himself live on television right now, but to be fair, AOC did say “uh” a couple of times when answering a question the other day.

Trump: What if I piss all over the Constitution and make myself an untouchable king?

SCOTUS: Anything for you, Dear Leader!

Trump: What if I impose tariffs and fuck with corporate money?

SCOTUS: TOO FAR!