GrunchWrapSupreme

Hey definitely call your senators about this. Like seriously.

I’m feeling gropeable, my nips feel suckable … but still nowhere near big enough 😩🥴😮‍💨

Every day Mamdani comes out and is like "hey guys, I turned off the orphan-crushing machine. Literally just had to flip a switch. Took less than 5 minutes."

After decades of dem leadership pissing and moaning and fundraising about how complex an issue it is and how difficult the process is etc

This was literally made during Superbowl season because at BuzzFeed we had to make content about whatever was going on that week 😬

motherfucker I never forget what you did.
block block block. show him he's unwelcomed.

What an incredible act of courage, generosity, and light amidst the darkness.

Two people have been abducted from Scotland in the middle of the night by the US military. Despite an order from our highest court that they be kept here.

The Scottish Government must show that actions have consequences by evicting American troops from their base at publicly-owned Prestwick Airport

Worked out and then ate a bunch of fast food afterwards, because that’s balance!

I got my W2 from work yesterday, so I figured it's time for the reminder:

Do not use TurboTax. In fact now that it's 2026 I wouldn't be surprised if they wanna be all "here let our AI do your taxes!" or somethin

The point is, the IRS literally has free options. Use em!
www.irs.gov/e-file-do-yo...

*taps this sign with love and compassion*

Thong … Thursday? 🙇🏽‍♂️

Goals AF 🥵😮‍💨🤤

That caption + photo sent me on the following journey: 😳🥴🥵🤤😮‍💨

Gladly 😘

I bet we could coordinate some time within the next couple weeks 😈🫃💪🏼

Me: I’m coming home!

Phone: I’m coming hole!

Noticed over the past few days that my phone tries to autocorrect “home” to “hole” 😬

grunchwrap | Wintry post-NYC lift grunchwrap's workout

Reminder that I’m also one of those obnoxious gays who records workouts in Hevy 👌🏼

hevy.com/workout/98fb...

Aye, happy to have you in my orbit! 🙇🏽‍♂️

Just a quick post-shave, pre-shower upper body flex/check-in … yes i am checking myself out in my phone and sharing the video with my internet boyfriends, send post

It’s a crime that I’m not surrounded by cute guys who wanna keep me snacking, stoned, stuffed and swelling in size 24/7 😩

This is what the rule of law looks like. Peaceful protest is protected. Retaliation by federal agents is not. A judge just put that in writing.

“People grab the gestapo image, because the Gestapo says that could never be us—slave patrols say this is exactly us. The gestapo comparison lets you condemn terror without interrogating lineage. Slave patrols, however, force you to admit that American terror didn’t need a dictator. It needed law.”

The complaint is difficult reading, but if you need a condensed timeline of events in Minneapolis... I think I missed this incident entirely:

www.courtlistener.com/docket/72132...

My scheming vizier when I start to cough after taking a swig of wine from my goblet

Post-workout, stoned on my friend’s couch -> a few hours later, after a filling meal and a shower