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Squirt velocity equation.

07.03.2026 16:18 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Insomnia has been kicking my ass this week. I took some melatonin earlier. If I have horrendous dreams, I’ll try to write it down.

19.02.2026 04:39 — 👍 16 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Me every two weeks.

19.02.2026 04:20 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Definitely did, I just thought it was an inevitable thing.

14.02.2026 05:11 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I was like that with tsunamis, even though i don’t live in a state that touches the ocean.

14.02.2026 05:09 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Right???

14.02.2026 01:46 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Dawn dish soap with the duck on the front.

I mean.

14.02.2026 01:46 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

When I was a kid, Dawn dish soap had me brainwashed into thinking that oil spills were super common, and that I would personally be washing local ducks.

14.02.2026 01:43 — 👍 25 🔁 0 💬 3 📌 0

Pretty sure you never stopped!!!

13.02.2026 18:28 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

A purple rubber band with the words “produce of Peru” Context: The “peruvian puff pepper” was referenced in Drake & Josh: Season 3, Episode 2

This rubber band came on my peruvian puff pepper.

12.02.2026 23:02 — 👍 14 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I have a draft in my drafts about drafts.

12.02.2026 17:08 — 👍 15 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

How many farts per mile are you producing?

12.02.2026 16:09 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Would it help to tell you what you don’t look like instead?

12.02.2026 16:07 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

how to not be tormented by your thought the second your head hits a pillow.

12.02.2026 06:00 — 👍 27 🔁 2 💬 2 📌 0

why i have no irl friends.

11.02.2026 05:49 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Don’t eat the crayons.

11.02.2026 05:30 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

post a tree you photographed.

Originally, I took this because of the duck 🦆. I took this at 5am in 2017. I was at work about to finish an overnight shift and go home to sleep.

11.02.2026 05:23 — 👍 29 🔁 4 💬 0 📌 2

it’s okay, you have pretty eyes.

10.02.2026 22:52 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

same concept but with profile pics.

10.02.2026 22:44 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

I’m so tired.

10.02.2026 22:20 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Let’s speed this up !!

10.02.2026 22:19 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

I’ve left a job that openly said they’d rather fight a lawsuit over employing a LGBTQ person just to get another job that is replacing humans with AI.

10.02.2026 22:04 — 👍 19 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

<33333

10.02.2026 16:54 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Exactly! Until you forget it at home when you go to the store. 🤣

10.02.2026 15:38 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

I have a magnet list on my fridge and write in it whenever I think of something until I go to the store next. So mine has no structure.

10.02.2026 15:31 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Thank you!

10.02.2026 15:30 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I feel like that’s just so far fetched to be realistic in this current time.

10.02.2026 02:41 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

I’m not even picky. I just want to not be taken advantage of, or be treated like shit.

10.02.2026 02:40 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I’m starting to think that good jobs don’t exist.

10.02.2026 02:30 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

I’ve tried working a job, I don’t think it’s for me. 🥲

10.02.2026 02:29 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

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