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@torshi.bsky.social

Oh, I'm a failure, because I haven't got a brain

585 Followers 751 Following 6,914 Posts Joined Sep 2023
17 minutes ago

I love him

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23 minutes ago

Is there a Mrs Nucleic Acid

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25 minutes ago

CENSUS BUREAU

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1 hour ago

Seeing which people thought "never again" meant "to anyone" and which thought "to Jews specifically" has been pretty rough for a whole lot of people

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1 hour ago

Feel like someone should bring this brand back in 2026. Package looks hip as hell

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2 hours ago

"I'm trying not to use the word 'ethnic', but"

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2 hours ago

Oh and don't forget, a Supreme Court likely to rubber stamp basically anything Trump wants done. And most of the national media outlets owned by a handful of wealthy cronies. TRULY it could not matter less if the people of the United States care about war crimes

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2 hours ago

We can hit the streets all we like but nobody who can do anything about the war crimes fucking cares

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2 hours ago

I mean I think it's more that the American people know it doesn't matter if they care about war crimes or not. This is an administration that doesn't care about rules and a Congress that doesn't know what if anything to do about it

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2 hours ago

It was EXTREMELY OPTIONAL and last I heard most of you sanctimonious lil dipshits on TV didn't actually want it either. But now that King Trump did it anyway all y'all fall in line

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2 hours ago

Nah I don't think bsg was out yet. It was also just, small enough that your friend could burn the whole thing onto a DVD for you and hand it to you. A manageable binge watch in an age when that was rare

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17 hours ago

It's deeply weird that I haven't but I just never made it happen

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18 hours ago

Lmao it's an Einstein Brothers on Mercer Island actually. I'm sure my confusion is understandable. My point is I am now in a bagel desert

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18 hours ago

I'm not even sure where one can get bagels on the Eastside now that Blazing Bagels just collapsed. I guess there's that one in Redmond near the park? There's a Noah's on Mercer Island πŸ˜• what are we gonna dooo

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18 hours ago

I think literally every adult in the Seattle area was like "this snow is weird but will definitely be over by like 8am" yet five hours later it was still snowing. So funny school wasn't cancelled anywhere for what in retrospect was a CLEAR snow day

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20 hours ago

Thinking 2026 is going to be the year I finally watch twin peaks

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21 hours ago

OMG don't SAY things like that!! I have also had mysterious wasps indoors and I'm still VERY much in denial that this could be a problem I will need to figure out how to solve at some point in the very near future

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21 hours ago

The perversity of a mind that says "I've got 'goodbye horses' stuck in my head but, what if I could have 'kiss from a rose' also stuck in my head". Why am I like this

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21 hours ago

The media truly cannot handle this truth. It's so wild. Tying themselves in knots trying to understand the strategy and everyone able to take a step back is like "obviously there is no strategy"

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21 hours ago

These last couple days have been INCREDIBLY weird

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21 hours ago

Trying to think of the funniest thing for it to be carrying. A birkin? A dildo? A big ol barrel of oil? Maybe just like, a sack with a dollar sign on it? That last one is probably the funniest since it's on currency already

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21 hours ago

It's so hilarious they just didn't put anything else in its talons. It looks like it literally just dropped the olive branch and is going "ah shit"

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21 hours ago

The problem is that tortellini splits the vote

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21 hours ago

Prove it. Write "c++" right now. Harder than it looks huh

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21 hours ago

Rainbow Dash still got it

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21 hours ago

It's like if they accidentally called Obama white lmao

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22 hours ago

Man I could just not be madder about trump spending so many billions on his shitty little wars he keeps starting

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23 hours ago

I mean. Of course they have. I'd venture to say the same of every trans person in the US

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1 day ago
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23 hours ago

It's just a claim. You aren't supposed to read it as English text with meaning. It's decorative

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