Amy

I’m being peer pressured into watching the gay hockey show

D.A.R.E. didn’t prepare me for this

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I would laugh if this wasn't so true 😭

This weekend was rancid

@ordinaryornate.bsky.social I hope you grabbed our Chris op cuz I didn’t 😂

Yes if they’re in hearing distance 😭

But I found them 20 seconds after I posted this

If the “Find My” app could tell me WHERE in my home my AirPods are, that would be great

I randomly remembered this movie was happening the other day. I haven’t heard anything about it in ages

My 98yo grandma on El*n M*sk:

“Who is this guy? He just popped up out of the pavement and they want us to think he’s smart enough to advise the president?”

@mrwonderclown.bsky.social

I just saw a YouTube ad hyping up Trump’s energy plan

I clicked on a video about queens who were accused throughout history of witchcraft

What about this video choice suggests I will be receptive to Trump’s energy plan?

The first thing that came to mind when I saw Trump talking about Cats was Roy Cohn in Angels 😅

“Cats! It’s about cats. Singing cats.”

I just mixed up the remotes for my Apple TV and my fan and I couldn’t figure out why the volume wasn’t getting any higher 🤦‍♀️

I got a new TV so obviously I have to break it in by watching LOTR

🫂

Shea just got groomed so now she doesn’t look like a wildebeest anymore

They also gave her a bumblebee toy 🐝

Oh no I’m sorry 🫂

I’ve reached the point where I’m sending myself meeting notes after conversations with my parents because they can’t remember anything we talked about

#science #punnettsquare #mermaid #centaur #hippocampus TikTok video by sillygoosescience

@crowtoed.bsky.social I don’t know if you have TikTok but this guy did a video making punnet squares to determine the likelihood that crossing a mermaid and a centaur will result in a normal human and this reminded me of your bathroom

www.tiktok.com/t/ZT2BGyBgL/

I used to think the targeted ads about babies and children were bad because it assumed every woman my age was a mother

Now that I’m nearing 40, apparently it gets worse 🫠

Not sure if you’re familiar with it but I once read a handbook about this situation that might come in handy…

DVD cover of the movie Grain Husband with a woman and 3 men identified as brother, a suggested wine pairing sticker from target

Are the three brothers all played by @dominicnoble.bsky.social?

I have to miss out too and it suuuucks 😫

I’ve had Farmer Refuted stuck in my head all day, specifically this line:

“Don’t modulate the key then not debate with me, why should a tiny island across the sea regulate the price of tea?”

I watched this the other day and it was delightful, and it stars SPN-adjacent Hilarie Burton Morgan (JDM’s wife)

My dad let me watch The Last of the Mohicans when I was 8.

On one hand, Daniel Day Lewis and that amazing score

On the other hand, I had nightmares about being scalped by Magua for YEARS

Happy December, Everyone!

Welcome to the ultimate Supernatural Fan Holiday Watchlist!

🎄Movies for the holiday season starring actors from Supernatural: A thread🎄

Restarted Doctor Who season 4. Doctor Donna makes everything a little bit better ☺️

I’m so sorry

I spent the night in the ER with food poisoning

No hospital selfie because I was in so much pain that I was out of it, but here are the 6 attempts it took them to get an IV in me because I was so dehydrated