ibaraki! kingofooe - Bluesky Statics

HAHN???

(She takes a long swig of the jug of sake.)

what about tuna

16.02.2026 05:04 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 1

(They glance over the chocolate.)

where'sszz shuten

16.02.2026 05:01 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 1

whhgatd YOU want

16.02.2026 04:47 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 1

(Both her valentines aren't online so drinking alone it is)

15.02.2026 00:33 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 1

hmmm... you've learned to give offerings quite well.

(Gobbles the candy up in one bite.)

04.02.2026 04:38 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

more meat next time

04.02.2026 04:36 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

(There's the satisfying hand clap before the hand bursts outward into a swirl of flames. It's... extremely fucking cool.)

04.02.2026 04:35 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

eated it

04.02.2026 03:07 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

(Holding out her Big hand from her noble phantasm.)

fuhuhu. go on then!

04.02.2026 03:06 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

🍌 sorry i got distracted last night did the moment pass

26.01.2026 16:13 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

you think i'm stupid or something, huh? what if i meant your existence didn't mean anything, you're not shuten and you're no oni to me.

26.01.2026 16:12 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

haaahhhnn?

(She picks at her teeth with a claw.)

you think you can just step on my territory?

26.01.2026 02:05 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 1

lalalala 🙈🙉

26.01.2026 01:45 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

ibuki isn't real #NOTMYSHUTEN

26.01.2026 01:39 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

osakebehime

26.01.2026 01:25 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

I'M AN ONI

26.01.2026 01:24 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 1

does he mean fujoshi

26.01.2026 01:22 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

NO

26.01.2026 01:22 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 1

(Picking up random Zander thoughts) what the hell is a fugoshi

25.01.2026 21:39 — 👍 1 🔁 1 💬 1 📌 0

is master dead

17.01.2026 04:30 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 1

(ABSOLUTELY LOSING IT)

13.01.2026 05:27 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 1

BOFA DEEZ NUTS FWAHAHAHAHA!!!!

13.01.2026 03:42 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 1

is it bofa deez

13.01.2026 03:40 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 1

DUH I MEAN WHAT KIND OF FOOD IS IT STUPID BAKA

13.01.2026 03:32 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

what kind

13.01.2026 03:28 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

what the fuck is an almond

13.01.2026 03:27 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

(A cross of their arms. Was he calling them short?! Preposterous.)

hmm. very well, demi-god. i am ibaraki, the king of mount ōe! let us wreak havoc upon these humans!

11.01.2026 04:43 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 1

hmmm.

(She sniffs the air.)

a god? i suppose you seem favorable enough. master actually managed to pick a good one besides me!

11.01.2026 00:56 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 1

fuwahahaha!! go on and praise me more, human! it will get you far!

10.01.2026 22:51 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 1

AAAAAAAAA

10.01.2026 20:13 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 1

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