(Sniffing) hmmm. i commend your bravery human! but you cannot save him!
going to eat my master
You could say I'm going on a gore-cery run.
SHUTEN
HAHN???
(She takes a long swig of the jug of sake.)
what about tuna
(They glance over the chocolate.)
where'sszz shuten
whhgatd YOU want
(Both her valentines aren't online so drinking alone it is)
hmmm... you've learned to give offerings quite well.
(Gobbles the candy up in one bite.)
more meat next time
(There's the satisfying hand clap before the hand bursts outward into a swirl of flames. It's... extremely fucking cool.)
eated it
(Holding out her Big hand from her noble phantasm.)
fuhuhu. go on then!
🍌 sorry i got distracted last night did the moment pass
you think i'm stupid or something, huh? what if i meant your existence didn't mean anything, you're not shuten and you're no oni to me.
haaahhhnn?
(She picks at her teeth with a claw.)
you think you can just step on my territory?
lalalala 🙈🙉
ibuki isn't real #NOTMYSHUTEN
osakebehime
I'M AN ONI
does he mean fujoshi
NO
(Picking up random Zander thoughts) what the hell is a fugoshi
is master dead
(ABSOLUTELY LOSING IT)
BOFA DEEZ NUTS FWAHAHAHAHA!!!!
is it bofa deez
DUH I MEAN WHAT KIND OF FOOD IS IT STUPID BAKA
what kind
