βWho winsβ and they have two people certified able to beat the strongest Akatsuki member on the hokage squad
02.03.2026 22:17 β π 8 π 4 π¬ 3 π 0@simplysope.bsky.social
Yorubaddie π³π¬ spooky coochie - Awo Ifa πΏ + Osun Priestess π¦ pretty, thick + chaoticβ¨ an actual scientist. my name is not jeremy. she/her @thelavenderiya.bsky.social www.thelavenderiya.com
βWho winsβ and they have two people certified able to beat the strongest Akatsuki member on the hokage squad
02.03.2026 22:17 β π 8 π 4 π¬ 3 π 0Especially bc they see women as property and not people. Theyβd rather kill you than leave you in peace.
02.03.2026 22:55 β π 11 π 8 π¬ 1 π 3
βI cant have you than no one can.β
Is a very common theme among males
This looks so delicious
02.03.2026 22:04 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Okay but mood π good for him! (I understand still keeping both eyes on him lol)
02.03.2026 21:08 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
I am currently the tallest person in my immediate family π
Why that lady thought she needed to perch on a ladder is beyond me.
A weirdo
This nigga.
02.03.2026 20:46 β π 9 π 6 π¬ 4 π 8Please stop going back in forth with that nigga that looks like someone drew Jim Jones from memory while their dominant hand was broken. He is a misogynist.
02.03.2026 20:44 β π 30 π 10 π¬ 4 π 8
Bc why did my 5β3 mother decide she needed to put up curtains on her own, fell off the ladder, and bumped her head on our tile floors?
1. I was out of the house for 3 hours
2. I am 5β10
I asked why she didnβt just wait for me, as the sun was already set???
Her:
Today's Kettlebell Bombshell workout:
Warmup: 10 anchor squats + 20 Figure 8s
Circuit, 2 sets of 10 reps, L/R: one-arm high pulls, clean-squat-push presses, racked reverse lunges, suitcase deadlifts, one-arm rows, stiff-legged deadlifts, windmills
Core: 20 Russian twists + 10 side planks L/R
i would gallop through a field with some of you. but not all in a picture of white horses running
02.03.2026 17:49 β π 48 π 10 π¬ 4 π 0
@eff.orgβs Cooper Quintin is one of the people behind Rayhunter, an easy to install tool that can detect nearby IMSI-catchers. This tech, sometimes known as Stingrays, poses as a fake cellphone tower to track a phoneβs location. Can we prevent it?
Listen now: www.youtube.com/watch?v=vEFP...
Well you have one thing a lot of niggas donβtβ¦. pride
02.03.2026 17:44 β π 4 π 3 π¬ 0 π 0
Feedback? Oh friend, they donβt care how you, feel bc to them? We are barely sentient sex dolls.
You donβt ask a doll for feedback.
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02.03.2026 17:46 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
βI have a family history of abnormal paps. I know the current research says every THREE years if the last one was normal. So Iβd like a pap smear, plsβ
And if they refuse, make them note the refusal in your chart.
Donβt let them hurt you needlessly bc they are lazy.
Also make sure they use lubricant! This is a medical exam, not a coochie wetness competition!
Your comfort is key!
If you have a coochie: you can ask for a medium or small speculum for your pelvic exams!
A large is not the default and a good practitioner should still be able to see what they need to see with a small or medium.
Speculum size =\= coochie or body size!
Good bc they better do what you ask πββοΈ
02.03.2026 16:42 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0my doctors be tired of me, but i'm good for a "can i get a whole panel done today??"
02.03.2026 16:41 β π 2 π 1 π¬ 1 π 0I had to head to reddit to figure it out but it is a good metric re: unexplained chronic fatigue.
02.03.2026 16:41 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Get you coochie doc appointments and check your boobs too!
02.03.2026 16:38 β π 4 π 5 π¬ 1 π 0The more I learn about different mythologies across cultures, the more I harden in my belief that European culture becoming dominant was a fucking unmitigated disaster
02.03.2026 15:53 β π 17 π 11 π¬ 1 π 1
Likeβ¦not even criticism of th BBC or BAFTA. Big feelings about the NAACP Image Awards though.
Iβm sure heβs tuned in every year too.
You could have said nothing the same way you did about two Black men having nigger shouted at them on an international stage.
02.03.2026 16:24 β π 58 π 20 π¬ 3 π 2
imagine creating THE most hostile economic, social, and political environment in 60 years and expect people to procreate
www.nytimes.com/2026/02/27/u...
You might as well grab a picnic basket, throw on your red traveling cloak, and head into the woods, you fairytale fool.
02.03.2026 16:09 β π 10 π 2 π¬ 2 π 0