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jeremy bearimy✨

@simplysope.bsky.social

Yorubaddie πŸ‡³πŸ‡¬ spooky coochie - Awo Ifa 🌿 + Osun Priestess 🦚 pretty, thick + chaotic✨ an actual scientist. my name is not jeremy. she/her @thelavenderiya.bsky.social www.thelavenderiya.com

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β€œWho wins” and they have two people certified able to beat the strongest Akatsuki member on the hokage squad

02.03.2026 22:17 β€” πŸ‘ 8    πŸ” 4    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 0

Especially bc they see women as property and not people. They’d rather kill you than leave you in peace.

02.03.2026 22:55 β€” πŸ‘ 11    πŸ” 8    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 3

β€œI cant have you than no one can.”

Is a very common theme among males

02.03.2026 22:51 β€” πŸ‘ 46    πŸ” 20    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 2

This looks so delicious

02.03.2026 22:04 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Okay but mood 😭 good for him! (I understand still keeping both eyes on him lol)

02.03.2026 21:08 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I am currently the tallest person in my immediate family 😭

Why that lady thought she needed to perch on a ladder is beyond me.

02.03.2026 20:51 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
A weirdo

A weirdo

This nigga.

02.03.2026 20:46 β€” πŸ‘ 9    πŸ” 6    πŸ’¬ 4    πŸ“Œ 8

Please stop going back in forth with that nigga that looks like someone drew Jim Jones from memory while their dominant hand was broken. He is a misogynist.

02.03.2026 20:44 β€” πŸ‘ 30    πŸ” 10    πŸ’¬ 4    πŸ“Œ 8

Bc why did my 5’3 mother decide she needed to put up curtains on her own, fell off the ladder, and bumped her head on our tile floors?

1. I was out of the house for 3 hours
2. I am 5’10

I asked why she didn’t just wait for me, as the sun was already set???

Her:

02.03.2026 20:47 β€” πŸ‘ 11    πŸ” 4    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Today's Kettlebell Bombshell workout:

Warmup: 10 anchor squats + 20 Figure 8s

Circuit, 2 sets of 10 reps, L/R: one-arm high pulls, clean-squat-push presses, racked reverse lunges, suitcase deadlifts, one-arm rows, stiff-legged deadlifts, windmills

Core: 20 Russian twists + 10 side planks L/R

02.03.2026 19:50 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
i would gallop through a field with some of you. but not all in a picture of white horses running

i would gallop through a field with some of you. but not all in a picture of white horses running

02.03.2026 17:49 β€” πŸ‘ 48    πŸ” 10    πŸ’¬ 4    πŸ“Œ 0
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@eff.org’s Cooper Quintin is one of the people behind Rayhunter, an easy to install tool that can detect nearby IMSI-catchers. This tech, sometimes known as Stingrays, poses as a fake cellphone tower to track a phone’s location. Can we prevent it?

Listen now: www.youtube.com/watch?v=vEFP...

02.03.2026 18:04 β€” πŸ‘ 130    πŸ” 58    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 4
02.03.2026 16:55 β€” πŸ‘ 4135    πŸ” 1400    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 5
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Philadelphia tenants may gain new protections from retaliation. Here's what to know The proposed City Council bills could benefit renters afraid of speaking out about their living conditions, fair housing advocates say.

PSA for #Philly folks.

02.03.2026 17:32 β€” πŸ‘ 7    πŸ” 13    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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It’s hard out here!

02.03.2026 17:57 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Well you have one thing a lot of niggas don’t…. pride

02.03.2026 17:44 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 3    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Feedback? Oh friend, they don’t care how you, feel bc to them? We are barely sentient sex dolls.

You don’t ask a doll for feedback.

02.03.2026 17:48 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 1

πŸ™‚β€β†•οΈπŸ™‚β€β†”οΈ

02.03.2026 17:46 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

β€œI have a family history of abnormal paps. I know the current research says every THREE years if the last one was normal. So I’d like a pap smear, pls”

And if they refuse, make them note the refusal in your chart.

02.03.2026 16:46 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Don’t let them hurt you needlessly bc they are lazy.

Also make sure they use lubricant! This is a medical exam, not a coochie wetness competition!

Your comfort is key!

02.03.2026 16:44 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

If you have a coochie: you can ask for a medium or small speculum for your pelvic exams!

A large is not the default and a good practitioner should still be able to see what they need to see with a small or medium.

Speculum size =\= coochie or body size!

02.03.2026 16:43 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Good bc they better do what you ask πŸ™‚β€β†”οΈ

02.03.2026 16:42 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

my doctors be tired of me, but i'm good for a "can i get a whole panel done today??"

02.03.2026 16:41 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I had to head to reddit to figure it out but it is a good metric re: unexplained chronic fatigue.

02.03.2026 16:41 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Get you coochie doc appointments and check your boobs too!

02.03.2026 16:38 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 5    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

The more I learn about different mythologies across cultures, the more I harden in my belief that European culture becoming dominant was a fucking unmitigated disaster

02.03.2026 15:53 β€” πŸ‘ 17    πŸ” 11    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 1
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Like…not even criticism of th BBC or BAFTA. Big feelings about the NAACP Image Awards though.

I’m sure he’s tuned in every year too.

02.03.2026 16:26 β€” πŸ‘ 24    πŸ” 6    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

You could have said nothing the same way you did about two Black men having nigger shouted at them on an international stage.

02.03.2026 16:24 β€” πŸ‘ 58    πŸ” 20    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 2
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The Birthrate Is Plunging. Why Some Say That’s a Good Thing.

imagine creating THE most hostile economic, social, and political environment in 60 years and expect people to procreate

www.nytimes.com/2026/02/27/u...

02.03.2026 14:36 β€” πŸ‘ 702    πŸ” 163    πŸ’¬ 20    πŸ“Œ 24

You might as well grab a picnic basket, throw on your red traveling cloak, and head into the woods, you fairytale fool.

02.03.2026 16:09 β€” πŸ‘ 10    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0