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jeremy bearimy✨

@simplysope.bsky.social

Yorubaddie πŸ‡³πŸ‡¬ spooky coochie - Awo Ifa 🌿 + Osun Priestess 🦚 pretty, thick + chaotic✨ an actual scientist. my name is not jeremy. she/her @thelavenderiya.bsky.social www.thelavenderiya.com

1,067 Followers  |  205 Following  |  11,000 Posts  |  Joined: 20.09.2023
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SHE A CHRISTEN LADY

05.03.2026 01:13 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 3    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

You wanna see a former friend’s BD? Bc he is ugly

05.03.2026 00:58 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 1

I’m dead broke, but I can do this:

If you donate $50+ to Natou within the next 24 hours and send me proof, you can get a custom song from me

I just finished setting up my new digital multitrack recorder, and I mean BIDNESS

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05.03.2026 00:18 β€” πŸ‘ 9    πŸ” 16    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 1

Recently asked OpenEvidence to cite all 22 sources from a cardiology RCT published open access in NEJM. Came up with 13, most of them false.

OE is a dedicated β€žAIβ€œ platform for medical research. Absolutely embarrassing.

04.03.2026 12:13 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Why did I tear up 😭

04.03.2026 22:39 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Even *this* is art. Beautiful.

04.03.2026 22:35 β€” πŸ‘ 30    πŸ” 7    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 0

How to win in November

04.03.2026 19:53 β€” πŸ‘ 8947    πŸ” 2548    πŸ’¬ 32    πŸ“Œ 32
blenderbanana @blenderbanana.bsky.social
Liberal Apologia
Liberal Conspiracism
Liberal Troll
Trans Scapegoating
β€’ Muted by "Zionists"
100+ Blocks
a Joined Nov '24
Did you know that Black Women file for divorce in marriage, 80% of the time? 70% file for
"Irreconcilable Differences".
Almost 70% of the children born in our community are born out of wedlock (No formal comittment or consent from the Man.)
Men are noy destroying our community. Women Are.
3:23 PM β€’ Mar 4, 2026
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blenderbanana @blenderbanana.bsky.social Liberal Apologia Liberal Conspiracism Liberal Troll Trans Scapegoating β€’ Muted by "Zionists" 100+ Blocks a Joined Nov '24 Did you know that Black Women file for divorce in marriage, 80% of the time? 70% file for "Irreconcilable Differences". Almost 70% of the children born in our community are born out of wedlock (No formal comittment or consent from the Man.) Men are noy destroying our community. Women Are. 3:23 PM β€’ Mar 4, 2026 23 quotes

Let me find the proper channel to request a feature from Rudy et al. I need a Remove Follower button.

04.03.2026 21:19 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

this should be the end of the Gavin Newsom 2028 discussion. the party has spoken, full stop

04.03.2026 21:00 β€” πŸ‘ 3600    πŸ” 753    πŸ’¬ 4    πŸ“Œ 0
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e.l.f. Cosmetics, under fire for Matt Rife ad, says 'we missed the mark' Budget beauty brand e.l.f. Cosmetics is under fire for its latest ad campaign featuring comedian Matt Rife.

The Matt Rife commercial. I had to go find an article not behind a paywall lol www.usatoday.com/story/entert...

04.03.2026 20:35 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 1

short of abuse (& honestly even then, why would you leave your child alone with an abusive parent?) there is no excuse for abandoning a child. hope this helps.

04.03.2026 19:43 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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a woman in a blue shirt is saying let us pray . ALT: a woman in a blue shirt is saying let us pray .

My 18 year old niece stopped fucking with her dad (3) years ago. So lets pray

04.03.2026 19:55 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I need y’all to understand something:

Male figures are WILDLY overrated for rearing kids. God bless the men that actually step up and meet the moment with helping shape other good people on this planet.

But them motherfuckers are NOT necessary in the slightest

04.03.2026 19:41 β€” πŸ‘ 13    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 2

And when my nephew reaches this conclusion? I hope it puts his dad in the dirt from the shame.

04.03.2026 19:51 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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wouldn’t even try to evade her…BITE ME Jayme

04.03.2026 19:45 β€” πŸ‘ 15    πŸ” 10    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

RIP Ann Rule, you would have loved ChatGPT 😭

04.03.2026 19:43 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Inquiry for New York Times

Good afternoon,
My name is [REDACTED]
and l am a reporter for the
New York Times. I am researching how much money the Palestinian diaspora community has sent to support Gazan families since the war in Gaza began. Does your team track this figure? I really appreciate it.
With gratitude,
[REDACTED]

1 Inquiry for New York Times Good afternoon, My name is [REDACTED] and l am a reporter for the New York Times. I am researching how much money the Palestinian diaspora community has sent to support Gazan families since the war in Gaza began. Does your team track this figure? I really appreciate it. With gratitude, [REDACTED]


Palestine Diaspora Movement 

Hello [REDACTED]
We do not collaborate with The New York Times.
Your email asks about money sent to Gazan families "since the war in Gaza began." Let us first correct the premise. This is not a war. It is a genocide. Calling it a war is part of the problem. It obscures the reality of a colonized people being massacred by a military machine backed by the United States and defended, sanitized, and rhetorically softened by institutions like yours.
The New York Times has spent far too long parroting Zionist propaganda and laundering Israeli state narratives while Palestinians bury their dead. That kind of coverage does not merely misinform. It helps create the political climate in which Palestinian slaughter becomes explainable, defensible, and forgettable.
So no, we will not be sharing any figures, internal data, or community information with a paper that has so thoroughly damaged its credibility on Palestine. Quite frankly, we would rather chew jeans than help The New York Times extract from our community while continuing to fail it.
Do not contact us again for this purpose, The Palestine Diaspora Movement Team

Palestine Diaspora Movement Hello [REDACTED] We do not collaborate with The New York Times. Your email asks about money sent to Gazan families "since the war in Gaza began." Let us first correct the premise. This is not a war. It is a genocide. Calling it a war is part of the problem. It obscures the reality of a colonized people being massacred by a military machine backed by the United States and defended, sanitized, and rhetorically softened by institutions like yours. The New York Times has spent far too long parroting Zionist propaganda and laundering Israeli state narratives while Palestinians bury their dead. That kind of coverage does not merely misinform. It helps create the political climate in which Palestinian slaughter becomes explainable, defensible, and forgettable. So no, we will not be sharing any figures, internal data, or community information with a paper that has so thoroughly damaged its credibility on Palestine. Quite frankly, we would rather chew jeans than help The New York Times extract from our community while continuing to fail it. Do not contact us again for this purpose, The Palestine Diaspora Movement Team

β€œQuite frankly, we would rather chew jeans than help The New York Times extract from our community while continuing to fail it”

lmaooo GET EM

04.03.2026 15:46 β€” πŸ‘ 2414    πŸ” 699    πŸ’¬ 23    πŸ“Œ 23

β€œHey Chat, how do I poison my wife so I don’t get caught?”

04.03.2026 19:36 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

True Crime is about to be wicked!!!!!!! They gon have people full chatgpt transcripts in the courtroom!

04.03.2026 19:34 β€” πŸ‘ 9    πŸ” 6    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

πŸ—£οΈπŸ—£οΈπŸ—£οΈ

04.03.2026 19:28 β€” πŸ‘ 8    πŸ” 5    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

i didnt know we needed to add this to the horror donts lexicon but if you find an ancient mayan whistle please do not blow in it. you are not too short.

04.03.2026 19:25 β€” πŸ‘ 14    πŸ” 10    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 3

If you notice yourself turning to ai for solace, go outside and talk to a tree instead

If no tree is available, talk to the earth

If no earth is visible, talk to the sky

If the sky is hidden from your view, kill your jailer

04.03.2026 18:55 β€” πŸ‘ 45    πŸ” 21    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 3
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This is a tool, meant for real life use.
I got you.
Pre-orders will be available soon

04.03.2026 18:12 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 3    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

losing a primary by FIFTY points because you backed ICE should tell everyone where the zeitgeist is right now

04.03.2026 14:00 β€” πŸ‘ 5765    πŸ” 1108    πŸ’¬ 32    πŸ“Œ 37
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Good morning! Yes, this is he

04.03.2026 17:25 β€” πŸ‘ 4603    πŸ” 1021    πŸ’¬ 30    πŸ“Œ 33

Imaging a human saying to you, "i will only ever tell you what i think you want to hear, based on what i know about ppl like you, how you start our conversation, & what you say during it. Sometimes that will sound like truth, sometimes like errors or lies. Now: Let's talk about your medical history"

04.03.2026 16:34 β€” πŸ‘ 425    πŸ” 114    πŸ’¬ 7    πŸ“Œ 1

What an insane thing to say and she got the least of what she deserves!

04.03.2026 17:40 β€” πŸ‘ 7    πŸ” 3    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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37 Million Pounds Of Fried Rice, Ramen Recalled For Glass Contamination 37 Million Pounds Of Fried Rice, Ramen Recalled For Glass Contamination

Products sold under the brand names Trader Joe’s, Ling Ling, Ajinomoto, Kroger and Tai Pai are subject to the recall.

04.03.2026 17:28 β€” πŸ‘ 16    πŸ” 32    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 5

I know Dem leadership are undisputed world champions at not learning lessons but a 48-point beatdown is unignorable.

Add this to a majority of voters in favor of abolishing ICE, not reforming it, and any further hemming or hawing should be viewed as willful complicity.

04.03.2026 16:33 β€” πŸ‘ 10    πŸ” 6    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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a girl with a bow in her hair is sitting at a desk in a classroom . Alt: a girl with 2 white bows in her hair is sitting at a desk in a classroom. She leans down and takes a bite out of a sandwich that she is hiding beneath her desk.

Me, bout to put American cheese on this sammich

04.03.2026 17:16 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0