Iran: America is the Great Satan.
America: I'll show you! *becomes the Great Satan*
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Iran: America is the Great Satan.
America: I'll show you! *becomes the Great Satan*
the US has already lost in iran, their only hope was iran collapsing in a day or two, and it didn't, so now their only options are to declare victory & slink away or try to put boots on the ground & lose way harder
06.03.2026 03:34 — 👍 2019 🔁 236 💬 35 📌 10Joe Rogan being an endless bigot aside it's pretty remarkable how Steve-O was capable of doing what most lawmakers are unable to do: actually speak to a trans person and recognize their humanity
06.03.2026 03:47 — 👍 335 🔁 47 💬 13 📌 0
Two white nationalists I exposed in a recent article showed up to try to intimidate me in person last night.
This is a press freedom issue.
Here’s what happened:
yeah no shit, we have essentially validated the iranian government’s whole worldview for the past 40 years in 3 days
05.03.2026 21:42 — 👍 7146 🔁 1489 💬 76 📌 24When I think “fun place to shop,” I think “ICE agents might confront me next to the spatulas”
05.03.2026 16:19 — 👍 1189 🔁 244 💬 66 📌 12
In a complete meltdown after being caught creeping on Melonie Mac (despite being married) the Quartering goes on an unhinged rant about how he wasn't being a sexpest because her breasts are too small.
The Divorcening is coming
Except the dude fucking the alligator knows the president and tipped off when he'll fuck it
05.03.2026 21:37 — 👍 24 🔁 2 💬 1 📌 0
If you need a break from the doom scrolling there's a pretty funny soy right meltdown over a new video game called "Karen" which they're saying is racist towards white people
www.youtube.com/watch?v=8Nre...
Kristi Noem is not taking the news well
05.03.2026 20:24 — 👍 144 🔁 15 💬 8 📌 0If AI slop is causing the mayor of one of the biggest cities in Canada to lie that his political opponent is the Santa Clause of cocaine then the technology clearly needs to be regulated
05.03.2026 19:37 — 👍 99 🔁 23 💬 6 📌 0Take the wins where they come
05.03.2026 19:31 — 👍 129 🔁 8 💬 1 📌 1Incredible
05.03.2026 19:31 — 👍 20 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Seems qualified
www.mediaite.com/politics/mar...
Markwayne Mullin Reportedly Fingered Nostrils of Colleagues and Their Spouses During Visit to Israel
The new DHS secretary of the United States
05.03.2026 19:17 — 👍 155 🔁 30 💬 15 📌 13
Kristi Noem (the puppy killer) has been replaced with Markwayne Mullin.
He's most notable for talking frequently on television about getting off to the smell of war despite never having served in one
Gavin Newsom's pivot from denying Israel is committing genocide (less than two months ago) to now calling them an apartheid state isn't proof that he can be pushed in the right direction. It's proof that he "believes" whatever is advantageous for him at the time. He has no values.
05.03.2026 17:24 — 👍 580 🔁 143 💬 7 📌 5
Incredible summary of this whole Ken Sim story by @jenstden.bsky.social and @kehyslop.bsky.social HUGE Kudos
They also dropped 💣about why Adrienne Carr resigned from council. Spoiler: an attack from Ken Sim (screenshot in next post)
White supremacists have always been fine with lowering their living standards if they feel "inferior races" are suffering more.
White people were willing to have public pools close down rather than have their children swim with the Black ones.
I love games and so many of the people who make them. It was an honor to accept the award on behalf of the team and a privilege to be able to speak to what I believe in. ♥️
05.03.2026 06:08 — 👍 9520 🔁 1732 💬 84 📌 17Explains why so many school children are dead
05.03.2026 06:26 — 👍 222 🔁 47 💬 4 📌 1It was an intentional massacre of school children
05.03.2026 05:15 — 👍 272 🔁 70 💬 4 📌 1Nothing unites all political parties like covering up sex crimes
05.03.2026 04:58 — 👍 760 🔁 173 💬 6 📌 0This war pig wants his blood he just doesn't want to be judged for it
05.03.2026 03:42 — 👍 162 🔁 24 💬 6 📌 0
This is pretty shocking even by the standards of modern racist politicians.
Directly attacking a member of the press no less
Eric Andre meme with the US and Israel shooting over 1000 Iranian civilians so far and Eric Andre going "Why would Iran do this?"
05.03.2026 00:13 — 👍 328 🔁 60 💬 2 📌 11/ The initial response to the war is in: Canadians are not on side with the illegal US-Israeli strikes on Iran. Nearly half of us — including a supermajority of NDP and Liberal voters — are firmly opposed.
04.03.2026 23:54 — 👍 175 🔁 41 💬 8 📌 3No point in pretending anymore he just says it out loud: "die for Israel"
04.03.2026 23:15 — 👍 134 🔁 18 💬 0 📌 0Even Ken Jennings is dunking on Jesse Singal.
04.03.2026 17:20 — 👍 661 🔁 58 💬 10 📌 1