@ghweldon.bsky.social
Author, THE CAPED CRUSADE, NPR’s PODCAST START UP GUIDE. Unauthor, SUPERMAN: THE UNAUTHORIZED BIOGRAPHY. Host, POP CULTURE HAPPY HOUR.
Word of the Day Weldon, they call me.
17.11.2025 19:58 — 👍 49 🔁 0 💬 3 📌 0Fun fact my editor for that story mentioned that the Lucas folks “expressed some concern” about an Imperial officer having an affair with an underling.
My response: “I mean … they’re EVIL.”
Aaaaaaanyhoodle “positive representation” is boring bullshit and I say this as a guy who wrote a story about the Death Star’s gay demimonde.
Evil space nazis can be queer too!
What didn’t make the edit, because NPR: My assertion that I shouldn’t have looked to Baldwin’s fiction for what I wanted back then (reassurance in the form of stories about hot men being happy and sexy and accepted) because that’s what porn is for
16.11.2025 17:24 — 👍 14 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
I got to talk to smart funny people about a book that didn’t give me what I wanted when I read it as I was coming out. And is all the better for it.
Revisiting James Baldwin’s ‘Giovanni's Room’ : NPR's Book of the Day
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I proudly belong to the cohort of Kirsty people who will always resent the Tracey people.
16.11.2025 01:39 — 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0ROMAN CENTURION: Quick q did you know Jesus
PETER: …
PETER: …
PETER: …
Peter has left the chat
JESUS: Where you at Judas we’re chilling in the garden
JUDAS: Yo which garden there’s lots
JESUS: Gethsemene
JUDAS: Bitch I don’t know where that is
JESUS: Across from the thing
JUDAS: Gurl whut lol
JESUS: You know
JUDAS: Just drop a nail
JESUS: …
JESUS: … whut
JUDAS: pin sorry drop a pin
If you try to text Jesus on Good Friday he’s gonna leave you on read unless he enables talk-to-text
15.11.2025 12:34 — 👍 27 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0- 🙏 are the 🐭
- uh what
- 🙏 are the 🐭
- WTF does praise the mouse mean what kind of life advice is that
- 😐
- what
- BLESSED ARE THE MEEK LOL
- LOL i was about to go start a whole rodent death cult in your name
- oh oops lol
- maybe rethink this method of communication my guy
Megyn Kelly out here in these streets stealing Gianmarco Soresi’s ephebophile chunk like no one would notice.
14.11.2025 00:37 — 👍 45 🔁 7 💬 2 📌 0
What did you think of your tour of the West Wing, Dame Smith?
13.11.2025 04:05 — 👍 48 🔁 3 💬 2 📌 0I think of it as an online gaydar refresher course to keep my certifications current.
10.11.2025 20:54 — 👍 35 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Virtual trainer on treadmill has an amazing body and usually wears a clingy tank-top. As I follow him on runs and hikes I get to watch the people coming in the opposite direction.
I pass the time by predicting which ones will slyly ogle him as they pass us.
I’m VERY good at it.
Whither the landfills?
09.11.2025 02:44 — 👍 25 🔁 1 💬 3 📌 0
Planning a NYC trip cause I heard they got Shiera Law which forces everyone to be a grumpy badass and have insane sexual chemistry with absolutely everyone
08.11.2025 09:05 — 👍 85 🔁 11 💬 4 📌 1Observing James Watson’s death by reading up on Rosalind Franklin.
He’d hate that. Bet he’s double-helixing in his grave.
I’ll take Online Content Ruthlessly Laser-Targeted At Me for 1000 please Ken
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This is my sandwich. There are many like it but this one is mine. My sandwich is my best friend. It is my life. I must master it as I must master my life. My sandwich, without me, is useless. Without my sandwich, I am useless. I must eat my sandwich true. I must eat heartier than my enemy who is
06.11.2025 23:59 — 👍 78 🔁 9 💬 3 📌 0Now ICE has gotta be scared of subs like they’re merchant ships crossing the Atlantic in 1942.
06.11.2025 23:50 — 👍 65 🔁 6 💬 1 📌 0Ham sandwiches out here in these streets, unindicted, just roaming free as you please
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06.11.2025 03:08 — 👍 30 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Also:
05.11.2025 14:26 — 👍 12 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
St. Peter, yesterday:
05.11.2025 14:24 — 👍 40 🔁 5 💬 2 📌 0
The real question is how she found the address of his home pit.
04.11.2025 00:37 — 👍 119 🔁 5 💬 3 📌 2
Today is All Hallow’s Day.
All the Hallows.
All of them.
Except for one.
This one.
Social media just paid for itself.
31.10.2025 23:59 — 👍 80 🔁 4 💬 0 📌 0Tonight I can get away with asking folks the one question I’m forced to keep to myself the other 364 days of the year:
“And who are YOU supposed to be?”
BUGONIA isn’t peak Lanthimos, and hoo boy that final needle-drop is mystifyingly bad. Poisonous. But Stone and Plemons are great. Shame they’ve been cut to seem like they’re not in the same movie.
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Annual reminder that the fake spider webs you stretch across your front porch look nothing like spider webs and instead just look like you murdered a sweater and have hung up its flayed corpse as a grim warning to all other knitwear.
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