I should go to the gym, but it's such a cozy day. 🫠
Victory of the #DumbJock:
Once you've conquered the brain only muscles remain.
wisdom. 👀
Big bro gots some big balls.
💪🏽🥚🥚
#TheGoonersHandbook
Handsome Hunk
I think I had a good morning woof woof time ti behave
#HelpingHand
Catch me enjoying the taste and feel of a good thick cock this #fcf 🤤 @sirleo74.bsky.social definitely knows how to open a guy up!
positively voodoo. 🎶
questions of fashion. Questionable fashions. 👀
Goon cock
Goon forever, porn penis is God.
Source: @powersofman.bsky.social
Can you guess from this clip what will happen next? 😏🐗
Go have a peak on my darkfans.com/cristokink 😏🐗
Love the greediness of this pig @jonzujones.bsky.social 😈
my taste is impeccable, but oh so cryptic
Suck it while I take a deep puff
on this season of "Madman Musings": Let's discuss the ontology of my dirty, sweaty socks and the inevitability of them ending up in your mouth
Some even say that the whole Dorian Gray thing was based on him and he paid with his actual immortal soul. 😔
it was commissioned in 1856 by my granduncle Bartholomew 👀
yes, that's the whole point, of course 👀
thus this proposition: I got kinky with a stout and delicious bro because the contingency [here: spontaneous decision to meet up with him after texting for a while] was received rather than denied.
Orrrrrr it was all destined and now I found my potential husband on sniffies, who the fuck caaaares.
let's never forget: schedules and plans are, at least from a philosophical point of view, just an attempt to escape contingency's clutches; its wantonness, spontaneity and the chaos inherently necessary to truly break with what is "the norm" or "everyday". An illusion of order upon the chaos!
my new editing style: making sure my resemblance to a haunted painting really catches the eye of the camera. 🫦
Now that's the true question, is it not? 🌝
not me all goony and tranced. 😵💫
Need to wear in this new jockstrap 🤘🏻
I just wrote a six page long letter, you can't tell me shit. 👀😂
musky af
really upping the ante here, I wanna get that big fat ball stretcher on I got last month. 🥵
Goals
