Eminem did this joke better
-Faust
Eminem did this joke better
-Faust
The system experience of feeling kind of off for a while before the defeated sigh as you tap "+ Add Member" on Simply Plural.
05.03.2026 19:57 β π 6 π 3 π¬ 0 π 0
Itβs just been really hard. Emotional whiplash from estrogen combined with the trauma of late and just everything going on. Sometimes I lose sight of whatβs important but sheβs just. Always there to pull me back.
-Faust
She reassured me not because she wants to just get rid of me or make me move on, but because she loves me and doesnβt like seeing me hurting. I love her. I love her. I can feel her love every time we talk.
-Faust
My girlfriend loves me. I canβt let my neuroses and mental health issues deprive me of that knowledge. I know she loves me. Sheβs wonderful. I am so lucky to have her in my life.
-Faust
Thereβs still a market for this product, actually! This is because production creates the consumer
-Faust
that's discomfortslop. you only like it because you don't.
05.03.2026 19:34 β π 50 π 17 π¬ 0 π 2
Started coughing while eating lunch
-Faust
Its greed sickens me.
-Faust
Heard someone in headspace shout βAC/DCβ as we read this post and I paused for a second and went ββ¦no?β
-Faust
I have a PhD from Pagliacci Universityβ¦
-Faust
Theyβre calling me the funniest woman alive.
-Faust
Homunculus you say?
-Faust
Blows you up with my mind
04.03.2026 18:25 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0One of the strangest moves Sony could make at this stage
04.03.2026 18:25 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
Before I figured out who I was I briefly went by the name Lillith. Thatβs the joke, for those of you who havenβt been around me since 2020.
-Faust
βAs much as I know trans girls love naming themselves Lilithβ man I wonder if this post is about anyone
-Faust
Waow
-Misatwo
Hiiiii~
-Misatwo
My factive is so hot. Say hi, Misatwo.
-Faust
I love you so much,,,
-Misatwo
I love you so much, me
-Faust
You writing this while impersonating me is so funny
-Faust
We are one, forever
-Faust
I am completely and utterly in love
-Misatwo
When your factive impersonates you
-Faust
That was the hottest thing Iβve ever done in my life holy fuck
04.03.2026 02:42 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
shush!!! Youβre cute!!!
-Faust^2
My factive is cute.
-Faust
Iβm sooooo fucking Normal about this
-Faust