sure max landis is a huge piece of shit but you gotta admit his writing is painfully affected corny trash and his dad decapitates children
America is a great place to visit and most Americans are very nice, outgoing people. However, if you are considering visiting the US from a foreign country right now, you have rocks in your head.
It’s not a plot hole that Elmo has been 3 years old for 50 years. He was bitten by The Count, willingly. Elmo asked for the Dark Gift
and that is… yes! blue smoke rising from the chimney! a friday night movie has been chosen…. the dads gathered in the square are hugging and crying… much rejoicing in the streets… it seems Tinker Tailor Soldier Spy is back streaming on Amazon Prime…
counterpoint: the existence of bengal cats
“But, as you see, it's a beautiful day, the Strait of Hormuz is open and people are having a wonderful time.”
I realize that to people outside the PNW this is just an interesting news item, but if you're in the PNW, where tracking orca pods is a local religion, this is basically like being visited by alien gods
Watching these guys learn basic geopolitics in real time is incredible. Ah so that's why you need allies. I see
Philippe Chancel's photos of the Nazi hunting Rockabilly street gangs of 80s Paris.
they ripped off most of the ideas for Mr. Magorium's Wonder Emporium from my original screenplay, Mr. Moore's Normal Store
always love a good @jonathanstrahan.bsky.social anthology
i will never ask for anything else i swear
i'm glad joel is still apparently alive
Watching this Conan clip for tips on how to deal with the coming oil crisis. www.youtube.com/watch?v=YHe9...
Long live Lebanon
I'm sorry ma'am, but your son perished on Kharg Island in a valiant effort to create Wii Bowling meme videos for the White House X account. In the face of danger, he was not cringe; he was based to his last breath. Please have this commemorative Epic Fury challenge coin. Yes that's Punisher, ma'am
Watching the Pitt and ER back to back really drives home how much the style of television has changed in twenty years
The Mandalorian & Goku
(blood running freely from my clenched palms) oh and beagle was like 25 when he wrote it, btw
no matter how many times i reread this book i will always get slightly furious at how effortless he makes some of the most beautiful prose ever written
nobody wants this shit. we want the taxes we do pay to go to schools and healthcare instead of being used to flatten buildings full of children in Iran. how are you so bad at this
When a federal judge (finally) put ICE officers under oath, they admitted that they are given daily detention quotas and rely heavily on a Palantir-supplied AI tool to select targets, without warrants and without enough evidence to obtain one. They simply go into neighborhoods and round people up.
this really is what it’s like
Let there be as much outrage from politicians in Washington when kids go hungry as there is when I break bread with New Yorkers.
Jared when his agent asserts that his participation in a live-action Clifford the Big Red Dog adaptation would be career suicide
yet another thing to put in our back pocket. "ship em to the Hague" is a completely valid option for a long and growing list of people who need to be dealt with
i used to have a lemon tree in our spare room that bloomed a couple times a year and i miss that smell so much
