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Dirk Belfonte

@bagpuss.bsky.social

There's something wrong with you.

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Latest posts by bagpuss.bsky.social on Bluesky

Been up less than an hour and I can feel the eyelids getting heavy already. Nap incoming.

03.11.2025 09:42 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

I see one bulb.

03.11.2025 09:29 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

You've been rumbled, Turnstiles.

03.11.2025 09:25 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
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a man in a suit and blue shirt is sitting in a chair with his eyes closed and his mouth open . ALT: a man in a suit and blue shirt is sitting in a chair with his eyes closed and his mouth open .
03.11.2025 09:23 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
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03.11.2025 09:15 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Have a major delusional episode and they'll move you to a private room.

03.11.2025 08:51 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

What ever happened to that yank who was going to out Mike Johnson as a tremendous whoopsie? Have I missed it??

03.11.2025 08:45 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Reasonably straightforward this morning, imho.

03.11.2025 08:28 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Connections
Puzzle #876
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03.11.2025 07:52 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Wordle 1,598 4/6

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🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩

03.11.2025 07:52 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
WhenTaken

#WhenTaken #615 (03.11.2025)

I scored 914/1000👑

1️⃣📍291 m - 🗓️6 yrs - 🥇193/200
2️⃣📍113 km - 🗓️8 yrs - 🥇184/200
3️⃣📍402 km - 🗓️5 yrs - 🥇182/200
4️⃣📍1.2 km - 🗓️11 yrs - 🥇182/200
5️⃣📍525 km - 🗓️8 yrs - 🥈173/200
whentaken.com

03.11.2025 07:51 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
02.11.2025 22:50 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

They had to do my blood pressure and blood sugar every four hours which meant being woken in the middle of the night.

02.11.2025 20:44 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Immaterial and deflection from the issue, grass.

02.11.2025 19:58 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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a poster for the movie scream with a person wearing a scream mask ALT: a poster for the movie scream with a person wearing a scream mask

Looks like...

02.11.2025 19:57 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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a boy wearing a black t-shirt and grey sweatpants is pointing ALT: a boy wearing a black t-shirt and grey sweatpants is pointing

The gopping irony of you stamping your ikkle feet about being grassed up.

02.11.2025 19:54 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
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02.11.2025 19:06 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Why are you like this, yokel??

#FOD #TenTeams

02.11.2025 18:16 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Inbreeding.

02.11.2025 15:29 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Snooze mode activated.

02.11.2025 15:28 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Your obsessed, you ikkle nause.

02.11.2025 15:22 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Why are you like this, Napoleon??

02.11.2025 15:00 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Why are you like this, Squidward??

02.11.2025 14:52 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Todays genius discovery, digestive biscuit dunked in low fat strawberry yoghurt.

02.11.2025 14:42 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 2    📌 2
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BEHOLD MY MEAT.

02.11.2025 14:18 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 3    📌 0

Half decent. Amazed there's not some still breathing bacon and a catering size tin of beans on it.

02.11.2025 13:36 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Lunch done, time to break out the clippers for a much needed hair cut.

02.11.2025 13:06 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Is that so people can find you when it gets dark??

02.11.2025 12:51 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Better ask someone for directions.

02.11.2025 12:22 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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a cartoon character with the words i swear it on it ALT: a cartoon character with the words i swear it on it

I'm a 62yr old man with technofear. Wouldn't even know where to begin.

02.11.2025 11:44 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

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