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Retirement is what you want it to be. All humans are equal. Not technically as good as my cat, but equal. Foxtrot Delta Tango Selling something? Blocked. Trolling, Hate, Creepy af? Blocked.

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Eine Eule hockt schlafend auf einem dΓΌnnen Ast

Eine Eule hockt schlafend auf einem dΓΌnnen Ast

EulenschlafgerΓ€usche

#owl #naturephotography #nature #birding #birdphotography #birdsofmastodon

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Release the Epstein files!

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[Scene is ANCIENT GREECE - where SOCRATES and PLATO and others are sitting round, thinking]

1
SOCRATES:
Plato..

PLATO:
Yes Socrates?

2
SOCRATES:
Can you tell me, are you human?

PLATO:
Why… yes, Socrates

3
SOCRATES:
And would you agree, Plato, that a human knows what a chariot is?

PLATO:
Um, yep

4
SOCRATES:
So you can tell me, then

5
[Socrates produces a papyrus, showing a drawing of the corner of a chariot wheel]

SOCRATES:
*Is that a chariot*?

6
PLATO:
Well
that’s more just a bit of wheel 

7
SOCRATES:
So not a *chariot*.

PLATO:
No.

8
SOCRATES:
[Producing another papyrus with the full drawing of the chariot, chopped into boxes]

So if a man were challenged to β€œtap the boxes containing chariots to prove you’re human” when he was just trying to check his ClubCard points... *where could he tap*?

9
PLATO:
Well you can’t tap any of them really

10
SOCRATES:
So are we not human?

PLATO:
β€˜Spose not.

11
[Bleak pause]

12
PLATO:
I’ll get the hemlock

SOCRATES:
Yeah

[ends]

[Scene is ANCIENT GREECE - where SOCRATES and PLATO and others are sitting round, thinking] 1 SOCRATES: Plato.. PLATO: Yes Socrates? 2 SOCRATES: Can you tell me, are you human? PLATO: Why… yes, Socrates 3 SOCRATES: And would you agree, Plato, that a human knows what a chariot is? PLATO: Um, yep 4 SOCRATES: So you can tell me, then 5 [Socrates produces a papyrus, showing a drawing of the corner of a chariot wheel] SOCRATES: *Is that a chariot*? 6 PLATO: Well that’s more just a bit of wheel 7 SOCRATES: So not a *chariot*. PLATO: No. 8 SOCRATES: [Producing another papyrus with the full drawing of the chariot, chopped into boxes] So if a man were challenged to β€œtap the boxes containing chariots to prove you’re human” when he was just trying to check his ClubCard points... *where could he tap*? 9 PLATO: Well you can’t tap any of them really 10 SOCRATES: So are we not human? PLATO: β€˜Spose not. 11 [Bleak pause] 12 PLATO: I’ll get the hemlock SOCRATES: Yeah [ends]

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Raise your hand if you knew in your bones that when the SCOTUS ruled that racial profiling is OK now,

they meant to take away basic Constitutional due process rights from Black people. πŸ™‹πŸΎβ€β™€οΈ

04.10.2025 12:24 β€” πŸ‘ 5007    πŸ” 1248    πŸ’¬ 324    πŸ“Œ 88
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AOC is Absolutely πŸ’― Spot On......

04.10.2025 11:21 β€” πŸ‘ 5233    πŸ” 2370    πŸ’¬ 153    πŸ“Œ 71
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History repeats.

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I didn't feel like making the bed this morning, so I didn't get up until after noon.

I'm a problem solver!

05.10.2025 17:29 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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Imagine paying rent, buying groceries, and then get a bill with your insurance tripling. This could hit your inboxβ€”and your future.

HOW IT STARTED: $307

HOW IT’S GOING: $964

02.10.2025 16:15 β€” πŸ‘ 3640    πŸ” 2208    πŸ’¬ 199    πŸ“Œ 113

Hillary Clinton referred to SOME Trump supporters as”deplorable,” and the political media had a meltdown. Trump refers to all Democrats as anti-American radical communists and β€œthe enemy within,” and it’s no big deal. His reckless and dangerous demonization has been fully normalized.

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On Wednesday, Rep Malcolm Kenyatta D-Philadelphia was called "boy" and told to
"be careful" off camera by Rep Scott
Barger R-Blair/Huntingdon after making this statement on the PA House floor.

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Post from The Michael Fanone Show - YouTube If you're worried about SURVIVING Trump, smash the πŸ‘ and subscribe to our channel!

youtube.com/post/UgkxL1k...

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Obama is Exactly πŸ’― Correct !
And ROEVEMBER Is Just Around
The Corner.......

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Good morning πŸ”† People will never forget how you make them feel. A kind word, a thoughtful gesture, or a smile can leave a lasting impact. Spread positivity and encouragement. 🩡
Have a wonderful day!

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First they came for the β€œillegal” immigrants, then anyone that wasn’t white, then anyone asking what was going on, then anyone who was not part of their group. They are coming for you unless you submit entirely to them!

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"Department of Education staff who are out of the office due to the federal shutdown weren't merely told to make their "out-of-office" auto-reply attack Democrats for the shutdown. Now it appears some staff had the message automatically imposed on them. "This is illegal,"one legal analyst explained"

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The superintendent they just kidnapped is a former Olympic athlete who runs footraces with the kids from his schools while wearing a maroon suit and a bowtie. This is quite simply about the people in power feeling threatened by Black excellence.

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Trump to place import taxes on drugs, home furnishings and heavy trucks President Trump said he will put import taxes of 100% on pharmaceutical drugs, 50% on kitchen cabinets and bathroom vanities, 30% on upholstered furniture and 25% on heavy trucks starting on Oct. 1.

President Trump said he will put import taxes of 100% on pharmaceutical drugs, 50% on kitchen cabinets and bathroom vanities, 30% on upholstered furniture and 25% on heavy trucks starting on Oct. 1.

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. . . . and now Disney/Hulu is raising sub prices?

WTeverlovingF?

The nice thing is finding out how easy it is to do without Disney/Paramount+/Target.

Curb your Capitalism. For AMERICA! It's the Patriotic thing to do.

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OLIVER: β€œIn Russia, when Putin rose to power, TV satirists were among his first targets… Putin was driven to madness by how he was mocked on a puppet show… the lesson is it’s not safe to let one show slide because there are currently others.”

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"Capitalism at Work"

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The GOP won't impeach

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Love the GOP meme I borrowed it… thanks take any of these …
BTW I’m an old hippie too…

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She clarified the situation to reveal the true nature of those responsible for political violence in America.

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