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Tragic Planet is a mosh pit of bad ideas and bootleg brilliance for the end of days. Culpable for harebrained schemes such as Tragic: The Saddening, Soccer Slammers and Fine For Now πŸ€πŸŒ πŸ›’ SHOP: tragicthesaddening.com

52 Followers  |  33 Following  |  30 Posts  |  Joined: 13.11.2024  |  1.8066

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Far too belatedly, days after the initial hysteria, Sky News are forced to clarify that Maccabi Tel Aviv fans do indeed have a track record of violent behaviour

21.10.2025 19:54 β€” πŸ‘ 246    πŸ” 71    πŸ’¬ 10    πŸ“Œ 9
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β€œNO WORRIES, MATE.β€β€‹Β πŸ‡¦πŸ‡Ίβš½οΈ

Bootleg β€˜Big Ange’ action figure Β / art piece. 3D printed, hand-painted, and packaged on a card backing with a removable blister case. Grab one while you can!

Extremely limited edition.β€‹Β πŸ‘ŠπŸ’₯

www.tragicthesaddening.com/soccer-slamm...

17.07.2025 11:34 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

@maxrushden.bsky.social πŸ‘€

17.07.2025 11:35 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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β€œNO WORRIES, MATE.β€β€‹Β πŸ‡¦πŸ‡Ίβš½οΈ

Bootleg β€˜Big Ange’ action figure Β / art piece. 3D printed, hand-painted, and packaged on a card backing with a removable blister case. Grab one while you can!

Extremely limited edition.β€‹Β πŸ‘ŠπŸ’₯

www.tragicthesaddening.com/soccer-slamm...

17.07.2025 11:34 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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Soccer Slammers Pull up a creaky chair at r/SoccerSlammers, the dingy pub for football’s lost tales and morbid chuckles and occasional action figures. Birthed from @soccerslammers on Instagram, we swap grim terrace y...

For anyone who likes the niche crossover of footy and wrestling / also wants to chat shit, post your thoughts and ideas and ACTUALLY see our posts and what we're up to over here www.reddit.com/r/soccerslam...

28.04.2025 15:21 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Wayne Rooney, St Pauli, Athletic Club, Juventus, Italia 90, Euro 2024, Iraq, USA and so much more. Only inside issue 2. Link in the bio. Once they’re gone, they’re gone!

17.02.2025 19:02 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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He makes himself big

01.02.2025 08:57 β€” πŸ‘ 2051    πŸ” 707    πŸ’¬ 102    πŸ“Œ 96
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yep

29.01.2025 22:32 β€” πŸ‘ 44    πŸ” 7    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0
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Tonight, these two titans clash in a managerial showdown for the ages! Will the Night Tactician conquer and drain his foe, or will Brodge leave his mark (and belt) at Villa Park? Get ready for a Champions League rumble in the Midlands!

(PLEASE WIN VILLA! πŸ™)

29.01.2025 17:09 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Genuinely gutted to see Tyrone Mings limping off there. A good player, a good guy and, lest we forget, responsible for one of the finest moments in the history of twitter.

26.01.2025 17:10 β€” πŸ‘ 321    πŸ” 65    πŸ’¬ 6    πŸ“Œ 2
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Saturday is treat day

25.01.2025 10:00 β€” πŸ‘ 189    πŸ” 72    πŸ’¬ 9    πŸ“Œ 6
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Portsmouth 08/09

15.01.2025 22:38 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

β€’ STYLE: STYLE: Aggressive / Fearless
β€’ CATCHPHRASE: β€œOnce a blue, always a blue.” / β€œNice to see your home fans boo you. That's what loyal support is.”

14.01.2025 16:42 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

β€’ GIMMICK / ACCESSORY: Kitchen Boxing Gloves: Wazza dons boxing gloves and adopts a boxing fighting style. Additionally, he sometimes has a skip/dumpster ringside, which he uses as a prop to throw opponents into or retrieve hidden items.

14.01.2025 16:42 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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β€’ RING NAME: Wayne Rooney
β€’ NICKNAME: Wazza / Street Striker
β€’ SPECIAL MOVE / FINISHER: Overhead Knockout: A dramatic and iconic overhead bicycle kick aimed at the opponent's head, delivering a knockout blow that leaves the audience in awe.

14.01.2025 16:42 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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Mister 😍🍷

07.01.2025 19:37 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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I tell you what, that Santa Claus has got real presence about him

18.12.2024 17:32 β€” πŸ‘ 1342    πŸ” 511    πŸ’¬ 63    πŸ“Œ 89

Fraser Forster now running a crèche

15.12.2024 20:45 β€” πŸ‘ 22    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 0
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β€’ RING NAME: Adebayo Akinfenwa
β€’ NICKNAME: The Beast
β€’ SPECIAL MOVE / FINISHER: Beast Mode Bomb - The Beast charges at the opponent with unstoppable force, reminiscent of his powerful presence on the field.

10.12.2024 14:01 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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goodnight

10.12.2024 22:31 β€” πŸ‘ 77    πŸ” 10    πŸ’¬ 5    πŸ“Œ 1

β€’ GIMMICK / ACCESSORY: Protein Shake - Known for his strength, he uses the shake to β€œpower up” before delivering his finisher.
β€’ STYLE: Powerhouse / Intimidating
β€’ CATCHPHRASE: β€œBeast Mode On is a state of mind.”

10.12.2024 14:01 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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β€’ RING NAME: Adebayo Akinfenwa
β€’ NICKNAME: The Beast
β€’ SPECIAL MOVE / FINISHER: Beast Mode Bomb - The Beast charges at the opponent with unstoppable force, reminiscent of his powerful presence on the field.

10.12.2024 14:01 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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Monday

09.12.2024 08:38 β€” πŸ‘ 46    πŸ” 3    πŸ’¬ 4    πŸ“Œ 2
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πŸ₯³ COMPETITION
Yo, it's Xmas-ish and our shop is full of wonkily doodled football nonsense - SO as we're new here & still trying to rediscover our Twitter pals (& hopefully vice versa) if would be ace if you could share this post & we'll chuck a free set of mugs to 2 lucky RTers
πŸ›’ noscoredraws.com

06.12.2024 20:39 β€” πŸ‘ 36    πŸ” 97    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 3
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Just found this beautiful vintage Large Sam card from way back when! πŸ₯΅
What on earth would it fetch on eBay?! πŸ€”

04.12.2024 17:39 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Just found this beautiful vintage Large Sam card from way back when! πŸ₯΅
What on earth would it fetch on eBay?! πŸ€”

04.12.2024 17:39 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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β€œGive me somethin’ to break!
Give me somethin’ to break!
Just give me somethin’ to break!
How β€˜bout your fuckin’ face?!”

#limpbizkit #mtg

04.12.2024 15:10 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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β€œLoved them all through many a lifetime,
Some are gone but some still strong,
Some are weird as hell but we love 'em,
Some are one trick ponies but we embrace 'em,
'Cause I've always had a soft spot for repetition.”

#kurtvile #mtg

02.12.2024 16:34 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

😍 bless you

27.11.2024 22:29 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Uh

27.11.2024 22:22 β€” πŸ‘ 9    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

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