Tragic Planet

Far too belatedly, days after the initial hysteria, Sky News are forced to clarify that Maccabi Tel Aviv fans do indeed have a track record of violent behaviour

“NO WORRIES, MATE.”​ 🇦🇺⚽️

Bootleg ‘Big Ange’ action figure  / art piece. 3D printed, hand-painted, and packaged on a card backing with a removable blister case. Grab one while you can!

Extremely limited edition.​ 👊💥

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“NO WORRIES, MATE.”​ 🇦🇺⚽️

Bootleg ‘Big Ange’ action figure  / art piece. 3D printed, hand-painted, and packaged on a card backing with a removable blister case. Grab one while you can!

Extremely limited edition.​ 👊💥

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Wayne Rooney, St Pauli, Athletic Club, Juventus, Italia 90, Euro 2024, Iraq, USA and so much more. Only inside issue 2. Link in the bio. Once they’re gone, they’re gone!

He makes himself big

yep

Tonight, these two titans clash in a managerial showdown for the ages! Will the Night Tactician conquer and drain his foe, or will Brodge leave his mark (and belt) at Villa Park? Get ready for a Champions League rumble in the Midlands!

(PLEASE WIN VILLA! 🙏)

Genuinely gutted to see Tyrone Mings limping off there. A good player, a good guy and, lest we forget, responsible for one of the finest moments in the history of twitter.

Saturday is treat day

Portsmouth 08/09

• STYLE: STYLE: Aggressive / Fearless
• CATCHPHRASE: “Once a blue, always a blue.” / “Nice to see your home fans boo you. That's what loyal support is.”

• GIMMICK / ACCESSORY: Kitchen Boxing Gloves: Wazza dons boxing gloves and adopts a boxing fighting style. Additionally, he sometimes has a skip/dumpster ringside, which he uses as a prop to throw opponents into or retrieve hidden items.

• RING NAME: Wayne Rooney
• NICKNAME: Wazza / Street Striker
• SPECIAL MOVE / FINISHER: Overhead Knockout: A dramatic and iconic overhead bicycle kick aimed at the opponent's head, delivering a knockout blow that leaves the audience in awe.

Mister 😍🍷

I tell you what, that Santa Claus has got real presence about him

Fraser Forster now running a crèche

• RING NAME: Adebayo Akinfenwa
• NICKNAME: The Beast
• SPECIAL MOVE / FINISHER: Beast Mode Bomb - The Beast charges at the opponent with unstoppable force, reminiscent of his powerful presence on the field.

goodnight

• GIMMICK / ACCESSORY: Protein Shake - Known for his strength, he uses the shake to “power up” before delivering his finisher.
• STYLE: Powerhouse / Intimidating
• CATCHPHRASE: “Beast Mode On is a state of mind.”

• RING NAME: Adebayo Akinfenwa
• NICKNAME: The Beast
• SPECIAL MOVE / FINISHER: Beast Mode Bomb - The Beast charges at the opponent with unstoppable force, reminiscent of his powerful presence on the field.

Monday

🥳 COMPETITION
Yo, it's Xmas-ish and our shop is full of wonkily doodled football nonsense - SO as we're new here & still trying to rediscover our Twitter pals (& hopefully vice versa) if would be ace if you could share this post & we'll chuck a free set of mugs to 2 lucky RTers
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Just found this beautiful vintage Large Sam card from way back when! 🥵
What on earth would it fetch on eBay?! 🤔

Just found this beautiful vintage Large Sam card from way back when! 🥵
What on earth would it fetch on eBay?! 🤔

“Give me somethin’ to break!
Give me somethin’ to break!
Just give me somethin’ to break!
How ‘bout your fuckin’ face?!”

#limpbizkit #mtg

“Loved them all through many a lifetime,
Some are gone but some still strong,
Some are weird as hell but we love 'em,
Some are one trick ponies but we embrace 'em,
'Cause I've always had a soft spot for repetition.”

#kurtvile #mtg

😍 bless you

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