Jonathan Poritsky

Jonathan Poritsky

@poritsky.bsky.social

Spreading my posts thin across the web. Movies and whatnot.

150 Followers 305 Following 198 Posts Joined Jul 2023
7 hours ago

Can we put to rest the idea the Academy doesn’t care for genre?

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1 day ago

Eggplant parm is the only parm, to me.

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1 week ago

“Never before seen footage of the famous FRIENDS where they first became friends.”

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1 week ago

“drink wet cement”

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1 week ago

The thing that dropped my jaw in ONE BATTLE was the simplest thing: Leo falling out of a tree. It’s weird how the stunt is all the more audacious because (as far as I’ve read) they just did it. I don’t think a computer would try staging it like that.

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2 weeks ago
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Fantastic ‘Old Hollywood’ bloopers.

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3 weeks ago

The puck is so small it almost seems like luck where it goes. I know it’s not but it feels wacky anyway.

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3 weeks ago

This would be fun with CARNAL KNOWLEDGE

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3 weeks ago

Balzac comes to mind, though he never made it to old age.

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1 month ago

Wait till you meet the Galapagos Gang

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1 month ago

It was only a few years ago I was on a publicist’s email who made the mistake of keeping everyone’s email in the To and CC. Quickly turned into a reply all party like none other.

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1 month ago
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Space with ChatGPT YouTube video by OpenAI

My favorite of these is the “how do I study???” one. youtu.be/9wxmlwRaZHc?...

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1 month ago
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Fuck ICE Minneapolis Snowplow Tee Original design by Bench Pressed, printed with love by Overproof.  Printed on heavy weight, preshrunk Comfort Colors shirt.  Profits donated to Immigrant Law Center of MN  and The Advocates for Human ...

Maybe instead of buying Minnesota-themed anti-fash gear from well-intentioned out of state sellers (hello The Onion and those guys with that Hamms design) consider looking up some Minnesota artists and retailers, and buying from them directly instead?

For instance! benchpressed.com/products/fuc...

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1 month ago

So was THE TESTAMENT OF ANN LEE eligible or what? Who bungled that if so? I didn’t love the film but Seyfried’s performance is undeniable.

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1 month ago
Still from The Simpsons where Homer is saying “OH, WELL, OF COURSE EVERYTHING LOOKS BAD IF YOU REMEMBER IT.”

Finished Proust’s SWANN’S WAY today and happened to turn on this Simpsons episode which cuts right to the chase.

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1 month ago
Comic of two people exiting a movie theater whose marquee says “NOW PLAYING:
THE BIG, SCARY MONSTER WHO WAS A METAPHOR FOR GRIEF” with one person saying to the other “Did you notice how the big, scary monster was actually a metaphor for grief?”
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2 months ago
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2 months ago

They both rule, if it helps.

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3 months ago

I wasn’t worried about the Netflix/WB thing (as a customer at least) until Netflix sent the “everything is fine and normal” email.

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3 months ago

Her name is Lucy

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4 months ago
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A Conan writer went on a rant basically saying that Jimmy Fallon sucks A Conan writer went on a rant basically saying that Jimmy Fallon sucks

Prom King Comedy www.avclub.com/a-conan-writ...

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4 months ago

Uber’s arrived:

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4 months ago

Black Mamyia 7II

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5 months ago
Early poster for AVATAR

Not sure if this poster counts but the very early supposed AVATAR poster. I remember when everything you heard about the movie sounded more insane back then…and I kept getting more excited.

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5 months ago

Kerkering unleashed a yakkety sax on all of Philadelphia sports that we may never recover from

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5 months ago

No one would ever call it a franchise but this is roughly how I feel about the Antoine Doinel films too

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5 months ago

Minimum of like 8.5 oz seems a bit much…

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5 months ago

Ned Beatty’s scene is a skeleton key for our times.

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6 months ago

This is what I tell people when they complain there’s too many games. That’s the point.

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6 months ago

What about Parner Brounts idk is this something?

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