patchy 😷

i give up on learning the optimal alhaitham combos i am just going to do a mid version. i dont care if i cant reach 100k dps. i dont care. i don’t care.

#GenshinImpact #Dunyarzad
It's been a while since we last met. I've prepared a small gift with a touch of Sumeru's charm... Please, I hope you'll accept it.
How about we take a walk? We could wander around the Grand Bazaar, browse the little stalls, and then slowly stroll to the theater...

war games yuri

if you think about it, isn’t it interesting how every region’s traveller-assigned wife is medium height? (xiao, ayaka, jeht, lyney, citlali…) wanderer is short too ofc

dottore simply recognized the pattern and made this segment a bit shorter than his original 🙂‍↕️

oh i’d love to hear more about that. i think it went over my head, all i know is that the unified civilization ruins look the same everywhere haha

it would be kind of funny if it were like the HSR penacony arc with gallager, only instead having dottore mash up a bunch of people’s wardrobes to create his character… but realistically it’s just design for a new KOF character haha

true! eula has gloves like that too and thigh high boots.

it would be pretty funny if it ends up being dottore related though

genshin really loves design details… will be interesting to see if we ever find out a reason for the symbol!

like hey if it worked for one fatui harbinger that the traveller hated (circa inazuma arc) who says dottore can’t do the same here?

it would also rly work well with nahida’s storybook tale of the monster disguised as a fox and its jealousy of the cat who was accepted by them

because it might imply he looked into who wanderer was and said ok so the only path to redemption is… twink rebirth

if lohen/rowan is actually a dottore segment and he was inserted into irminsul history after dottore fails to get on traveller’s good side during AQ that would genuinely be so funny

ok i said this. i did say this. and then i started seeing segment lohen theories…

among my friends their (premium) flins teams have been the top DPS i have seen so far… like 130k and 150k zone

the powercreep is so real

- dps venti with double anemo/pyro is maybe my best hex dps team, beating out klee overload
- xiao ffxx team is not too shabby actually even though he’s far behind lunar

anyway some fun takeaways:

- apparently my strongest hyperbloom team 4th slot is alhaitham which makes sense because i guess onfield dps is better than VV or geo buffer and using nahida onfield
- wanderer is my worst 5* dps by far

i can only hope the personality and voice is different enough that i forget abt my gut reaction. wouldnt be the first time i brainwash myself to stop thinking abt how characters in this game look

and despite not having lauma, my nefer team is still the strongest single target dps on my account right now by a significant margin. the lunar shill is too strong…

and i overestimated arle 🥹 50k dps zone unless i get her the xilonen-durin-albedo carry

yeah i kinda wish his face/hair looked a bit more different!!

i have realized that i really underestimate alhaitham and xilonen on my account

i finally caved and tried miliastra for the dps test dummy and wow. its so fun trying out diff teams… def learning what i thought works VS not

slowly turning flins into a cyno variant #faelight

Friends from Minneapolis reporting to me that things are at the point where folks are being hidden in other people's houses and we are in the "again" part of "never again" which the "never" was supposed to preclude

This is the aftermath of an ICE kidnapping a few blocks from my home in St. Paul—an hour ago. A quiet street full of broken glass and at least three wrecked cars. The target of the kidnapping was taken away by ambulance. He was on a stretcher and covered by a sheet, though a cop said he was alive.

lollll yeah i see… interesting, but i do prefer the version they went with! senior kaveh is dear to me

help… i love architect kaveh but this would have been so funny… stealing lyney’s job and having his prop suitcase speak in his ex’s voice for god knows what reason… they wrote “divorced and pining” on him in neon paint

but if anyone cares it’s “the legend of the female general”

reporting in: i am watching a random cdrama that has a cross-dressing girl joining the army. it’s good! idk if you should trust me on this tho, i’ve been through the mines (i still buy and read kh)

you know how there’s always some tropes that will have you seated even if you have no idea what the writing quality will be?

wait this is the first time i’m hearing this… im dying,,,,,,