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calling a spade a spade is very easy with practice. I can identify spades 8 out of 10 times

support and signal boost woc

in Wild Wild Country Ma Anand Sheela says something like "they should be thankful that the opera came to their shitty little town" and I think that whenever someone gets mad at me online

A 2 panel sketch disgram of a 1 meter tall pod. in the second panel, an oval section pops off and a demonic little face with short tentacles flies out, crudely drawn.

My favorite artifact in the "you don't need AI to do art" discourse is, of course, screenwriter Dan O'Bannon's sketch of the facehugger to explain it to Giger.

Amy Klobuchar running for Governor of Minnesota

a cat with a crystal ball and the text "CAN I COME OVER.. AND TELL U WHAT I'VE NOTICED?"

new #pfp

Explaining to my husband what long Furbys are and it conjured this classic from JP Brammer

you don't have to be intimidated by anyone ever btw like there really isn't a soul that warrants it

Vance undermining the US Olympic Team would be too on the nose

I started singing "Coal Miner's Daughter" today and broke down laugh-crying in case anyone wanted a mental health update

wish I had incorporated this in my fabricated magical realism review

time for springy snakes to bounce back in a huge way

I will post my way to Utopia. for us all

I walk thru the mall a lot lately (don’t ask) and I just saw some bonafide mall goths. had to stop myself from clapping for them like troops in the airport

it's one of my favs

trying to locate the sitting president of the United States energetically for a hex

Trump and especially those pulling his strings don’t have little Etsy witches they have centuries of old bloodlines who survive and sustain themselves based on ritualistic harvesting of all manners. It’s embedded in their daily life and behavior and rules their choices more than law and politics. Your little hexes and “locating spells” are not going to reach anything or anyone capable of culling and harvesting from millions of people both living and dead.

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I misspoke slightly. the "cosmic deity from beyond" thing was figured out several posts down the thread that begins: "Just letting all the witches know that Tr*mp has his own team of witches. I tried locating him energetically for a hex and felt many decoys and his energy being hosted out of Earth."

Threads is I think currently the most important social media platform because it's the only one where the witches have discovered the magical barrier protecting Trump from harm. it's not a barrier of his own making btw it's apparently an Outer God's doing

"threaten them!" -- my brain

the things I say while making small talk astound me. very nice man in this coffee shop in Oklahoma started chatting with me and I was blabbing about how much I miss walking in NYC and hate driving and when he got up to leave I signed off with "you be careful on the road because I'm out there" ????

The only review of “Melania” I needed (to google “apophatic” while reading).

posting my writing online always feels like the part of The Phantom of the Opera where he pops up out of nowhere and says “I HAVE WRITTEN YOU AN OPERA…”

I PUT THIS MOMENT….
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HERE

JIG OF LIFE BY KATE BUSH!

well I always do that wheresoever

I am going to Cambridge UK in a couple weeks omg what is... a Cambridge thing to do... besides learning, which I have no interest in, ever.

I said "ooh I like your gold necklace" one time in front of my friends and they called me "Covetous Smaug" for months

apparently there are dangerous pesticide levels in Celestial Seasonings Sleepytime Tea which makes perfect sense and would explain my Whole Deal. I believe plastics and pesticides are speaking thru me even in this moment