stroke any% (cracks my neck eighteen times)
*tosses you my femoral condyle like a softball*
amoeba mode engaged
yeah i dropped my keys in your vena cava my b
sorry that was me
ayo is rio from rio (1982) single
thick-it enema
using the dragonballs to manifest tinnitus as a real human man and then kicking him in the spleen
guy with suspiciously bitcoin-shaped throat
love having an “emails” job
you wouldnt get it
sorry babe i cant cum unless i can absolutely scald the fuck out of my eczema at climax
they should make schindlers list but about people banned from various twitch chats
anyone else think eddy burback be lookin a little asian
lost 12 dolars in the fucking stock market
It’s real
nobody has been so bipedal yet so very asleep as i
sisyphus probably shouldve just rolled the boulder onto a disney world cast member tbh
i now understand how sisyphus felt
call me optimus the way i be in my prime
making tens of millions of dollars off my calvin and hobbes fan fiction
*rips headset off and sprints out of naval command center* motherfucker. he didnt let it linger
realized i did two suicide jokes in a row. id say not to tell my therapist but ill be dead before our next meeting so i wont bother
*bleeding out* mmmfg . panda expres
they should do ball drop countdowns for assisted suicides
buying a crabbing boat so i can finally kill myself in a way that will make it to a youtube video
give me library or give me death
my ai recreation of rosemary clooney just told me to buy 200 thousand dollars worth of ethereum
on new years day finn wolfhard will turn into golden dust and blow away
he should be pronounced dead. little bastard
