I love that everything in our world is lottery now
win the lottery, you get fortnite, lose the lottery, you get highguard
Win the lottery, you get WoW, lose the lottery, you get Old World
I love that everything in our world is lottery now
win the lottery, you get fortnite, lose the lottery, you get highguard
Win the lottery, you get WoW, lose the lottery, you get Old World
I want to like here comes the swarm, which is sort of like Warcraft meets They Are Billions but Iβm not sure the pieces actually meet in the middle well
02.03.2026 05:10 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0jesus christ I just listened to Steve Gelbs call a *clear* #Mets challenge an Astros challenge, name the wrong player who did the challenge, and then say the Astros were down to one challenge. Is he just not watching the fucking games or what?
01.03.2026 18:21 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
>be Trump
>Talking with Bibi & MBS
>thinking about starting a Iran War
>ask Bibi if war would be Iraq 1 or Iraq 2
>he doesn't get it
>explain the differences of Iraq 1 & Iraq 2
>they don't get it
>Show them pics of GHWB and GWB
>they laugh and say it'll be Iraq War 1
>start the war
>It's Iraq War 2
idk but one of the absolute hugest chuds I know calls it Persia and the people Persians and it's not clear to me why
01.03.2026 03:34 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0When you totally weren't bluffing lmao
27.02.2026 20:52 β π 39 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0bsky.app/profile/mcni...
27.02.2026 20:28 β π 7 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Fuck Microsoft and all their works. For real most opaque ass company Iβve ever worked with. Why is it so difficult to figure out what license I have for M365 and what that gets me
27.02.2026 20:26 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Image of devin williams giving up a home run from discord
I'm in this post and I don't like it
27.02.2026 19:41 β π 4 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Corey Lewandowski told me DOD keep shooting down his CBP drones so I asked how many drones he has and he said he just goes into his OBBB funding and gets a new drone afterwards so I said it sounds like he's just feeding drones to DOD and then Kristi Noem started crying
27.02.2026 04:07 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 2 π 0New Scrubs is just old Scrubs but the cast is now old honestly pretty enjoyable still which is nice
27.02.2026 03:53 β π 3 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0For All Mankind meme of Ed saying MAN LITERALLY TOO ANGRY TO DIE
ATV+ best money spent on streaming right now
26.02.2026 23:22 β π 8 π 0 π¬ 0 π 1Walsh getting rinsed by the incest-fantasizing weirdo
25.02.2026 14:35 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
So I've watched a few games with the ABS now and my only problem with the system TBH is that the challenges are so limited, batter and pitchers should draw from a different pool
if a pitcher fucks up a challenge why should the batters be penalized?
Telling Americans not to eat burger seems like a winning strategy they should keep doing it
24.02.2026 20:45 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Mike Tauchman with the three-run BLAST! π₯
24.02.2026 18:34 β π 76 π 9 π¬ 2 π 4His legend will live on
22.02.2026 20:43 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Books for Musks are signifiers devoid of signification. He "read" the Culture books without absorbing that they are literally queer space communism, but the ship names are funny so he uses them.
22.02.2026 14:01 β π 10 π 2 π¬ 0 π 0I have a robot that cooks rice for me and sings to me when itβs done because I am no longer a Chinese peasant
21.02.2026 22:21 β π 5 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0I do not love my country. I love the people in it and Ilove the mets.
happy hot dog holiday letβs go mets
04.07.2025 17:56 β π 126 π 16 π¬ 1 π 0The ideal is a CGSO I saw when the Mets were going to pull Severino and Lindor and Severino overrode Mendoza. That's right you send his ass back out there, he was cooking!
20.02.2026 14:58 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0I recently received βThe Bomber Mafiaβ as a birthday gift (heh). It was bad, so bad that I believe it cannot be read as a reliable account of strategic bombing in World War II. In so many ways, it demonstrates the worst tendencies of the βpop historyβ genre. My review (and latest)β¬οΈ
18.02.2026 22:04 β π 971 π 199 π¬ 61 π 43Tax them on the wealth that will be created, stopping it seems impossible and also counter-productive
18.02.2026 13:35 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Lakshya Jain sucks and if you know why I'm posting this I'm sorry
17.02.2026 15:12 β π 6 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0IT'S FUCKIGN HAPPENIG
16.02.2026 14:51 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Do the boys next door have forks though
15.02.2026 17:45 β π 8 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0
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Cook him
14.02.2026 18:11 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0the people who weren't on cohost for the 5 minutes cohost existed must also learn of Bitch House
13.02.2026 02:09 β π 2070 π 940 π¬ 5 π 12