Squilliam Shakespeare the Death Metal Bard

i owe so many video game designers an apology

Hello I still exist

As seen in the forest outside of Athens #shakespeare #shakespearememes

Okay, this is my newest very very favorite meme.

Vermont is the most unserious state in the country

A perfect comic panel.

Quote this with a pic of yourself at 16

Ah Fringe Festival memories, Scotland forever! 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿

Hey everyone, my name is Will, I’m 27, my pronouns are he/him, here’s my #promosky

🤘🏼death metal
🤘🏼deathcore
🤘🏼thrash metal
🤘🏼Bloodborne
🤘🏼Bioshock
🤘🏼D&D
🤘🏼Horror Movies
🤘🏼Anime
🤘🏼Theatre
🤘🏼Shakespeare
🤘🏼Improv comedy
🤘🏼Elden Ring
🤘🏼Martial Arts
🤘🏼singing

there are two kinds of writers:

those who write pages of bantering dialogue and realize they didn't describe anything in the scene

and those who write pages of detailed description and realize no one's spoken for eight pages

every damn time i eat or think about a banana, this autoplays in my head

It was a pleasure visiting Saratoga comic con today ☺️ how’s that for a slice of fried gold?

Happy Friday friends, it’s a pleasure to be on this delightful app, hope you all have a lovely weekend

I'm totally OK with being called woke. It just means that I'm showing off my green flags. Happy to follow others with green flags.

#woke

“One of the penalties for refusing to participate in politics is that you end up being governed by your inferiors.”
-Plato

Elden Ring is about having a beautiful dream that you're Welsh. Bloodborne is about waking up in England.

A man is tied to a chair. Two feds approach him. One says "Feed him the gusher!" The restrained man objects "NO! NO!" They forced feed the candy to him and his head turns into a giant apple. A tear rolls down his eye and he says "I used to be a man."

Release the Gaetz report.

Pass it on.

Sums up the current state of the US politics