Rosemary Picado Calhoun

margot the dog sitting in the driver's seat of a bright yellow car. her mouth is slightly open because she's shouting at you to get in

get in loser
we're logging off

Looking good! And cold! 🤣

Someone on here used the term Chiantifa yesterday and I'm still laughing about it

"Come and take it" with a wine bottle instead of a cannon

Made a Wine Mom anti-fascist flag

Rosie is ordering his jersey.

Haha! Yes! 🧡🧡🧡

Ooh Jake Holton is from San Jose! Love it! #SFGiants

Jake Holton is our favorite new Giant! Grand Slam! #SFGiants

Hope it was one of the pets

Let's reframe and call it the "Guys being jerks epidemic" and getting what they deserve: Nothing.

Cats must fight great battles of the mind to prevent malevolent spirits from entering the home that is why they’re so sleepy all the time

Post an iconic horror movie image

I want to fuck you like an air freshener!

Excellent name for him!

Hey, he's a traditional guy. At least he's putting it all out there and asking for what he wants, not trying to trap someone as a home health care worker for his mom. So you can see what you'll get and not bother answering his ad!

I'm an SF Giants fan. If he did that at our park, our broadcast team would roast him mercilessly for the rest of the game. They might even throw him out of the game!

Yes! I hope Kuiper is on the mike!

Thanks for the explainer!

$1000 to the first reporter from a White House accredited news outlet who asks either Ellison, "What happened to your face?"

He still looks like a jerk

‘Huge moment’: Northern California’s first condor egg in 100 years reported in redwood tree The likely discovery of a condor egg on California’s north coast gives new hope for the recovery of the endangered bird.

CALIFORNIA CONDORS ON THE LOOSE! First Egg in 100 Years Reported in a Northern California Redwood Tree!

WE'RE HAVING A BABY CONDOR!!!

www.sfchronicle.com/california/a...

WTF was that? Why did he step back over the seats? And he took the ball from a child? What an idiot.

And what a great kid!

Somehow this is worse than stealing a foul ball from a child.

Dude, I did a spit take!

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a close up of a woman 's face with a group of people behind her Alt: A student of Dr. Henry Jones Jr. closes her eyes and "love you" is written on her eyelids in eyeliner. He looks befuddled.

❤️❤️❤️

a man in a plague doctor costume is holding a gun in his hand Alt: a man in a plague doctor costume is dancing and doing the "guns" with his fingers

Hey hey!

gravy

As a Malignant Narcissist Psychopath, Trump doesn't even believe other people actually exist. In his super-fucked-up mind, they're just non-player characters.

a man in a purple suit and sunglasses stands in front of a sign that says palace bar and grill Alt: Russell Crowe in Virtuosity as SID 6.7 walking through a crowd in his blue suit, and some guy gives him a high five. He doesn't get it but likes it.

Totally