decemberafternoon (@decemberafternoon) — Bluesky Profile

2 days ago

Such wonderful news!

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4 days ago

Hope the med / life situation improves. I’m okay, thanks, same old, same old… 🤷‍♀️ Take care, love you 😊

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6 days ago

Panny! Missed you babe! How are you?? (no need to answer, just sending you love) 😊

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2 weeks ago

People are always looking for the secret to the universe. The secret is there is no secret; it's all just a fascinating, complicated mess.

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2 weeks ago

Maybe your computer keeps asking if you’re a robot because it’s just looking for a friend? You ever think about that? No, of course not, because you only think about yourself. Typical human.

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3 weeks ago

Btw, the reason all these rich guys are having to turn to AI assistants to run their lives is that they don't realise how reliant their predecessors were on the invisible labour of women.

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1 month ago

Turkey, Spinach and Ricotta Lasagne

Serves: 2-3
Preparation time: 10 minutes
Cooking time: 20 minutes
Ingredients: avocado oil, 1 small onion (chopped finely) 2-3 garlic cloves (chopped finely), 100g frozen spinach, 1 free-range egg (beaten), 5000g turkey mince, 100g ricotta, 200g lasagne sheets, 300ml tomato pasta sauce, 50g grated cheese, sea salt and black pepper

1. Begin to heat the tomato sauce in a saucepan on a low heat.

2. Add the avocado oil to a frying pan on high heat and cook the onions until translucent.

3. Next, add the garlic for 2 minutes and then add 5000g of turkey mince.

4. Next, ask yourself if the preceding instructions sound right. They don't, do they? 5000g of turkey mince is insane. And why are you cooking the sauce first? And do you really think you can make lasagne in 30 minutes? That's ridiculous. These are clearly not helpful instructions so why have you been following them?

5. Have you always been someone who blindly follows instructions from people who claim to know what they're doing? Do you think this stems from the relationship you had with one or both of your parents? Do you have a history of subjugating yourself to people you view as authority figures?

Recommendation: Forget about making lasagne and work on your assertiveness instead. You are your own person but you're letting other people control your life. Make lasagne later. Start making the new you now.

Self-help books are popular. Cookbooks are popular. So if I can combine the two, I will undoubtedly become the most successful author of all-time. Here's my first recipe

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2 months ago

It gets lost in all of this nonsense every time, but it is worth pointing out that it's not illegal to use any toilet you like. Toilets aren't legally restricted places and never have been, for very obvious reasons. This whole thing is based on an absurd fiction about who can and can't go where.

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2 months ago

The most popular comment on a model's video says "and just like that my hunger is gone.
Thank you."
And suddenly I am back in summer 2006 where we were all taught skinny was the only kind of beautiful that counted, where the more nothing you could make yourself, the more worthy you were in existence. Your body should be non existent, the newspapers told us. Don't you dare take up space, you don't deserve it. We listened, because we assumed this was just the legacy of girlhood - to make yourself as small as possible.
If there is anything I wish I could tell us back then, all young hopeful teenagers and strawberry lipgloss it is that hungry girls become hungry women who make a meal of their dreams to stay alive.
Do not deny yourself the delights of this life.
Instead make a feast of all that you are given.
The love, the joy, the grief, the fury and become women of appetite. Women of want as much as need.
- Nikita Gill

“Do not deny yourself the delights of this life. Instead make a feast of all that you are given.”

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2 months ago

Never forget that Mamdani went into the White House and called Trump a fascist to his face and it made Trump so frightened of him he grinned like a buffoon and played nice through the entire press session.

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2 months ago

Star Trek Voyager scene. Seven of Nine (tertiary adjunct of unimatrix 01) is pictured. She has a dolphin shaped metal robotic implant around her left eye because she is a borgs. Closed caption reads, "Fun will now commence."

It's the weekend, baby

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2 months ago

Now is the time for standing up for what you believe in. Thanks, @robinince.bsky.social for sticking to your guns on this.

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3 months ago

While Coca-Cola, McDonald's, and others are the subject of jokes with their hideous AI-generated ads, a French ad produced by Montpellier-based studio Illogic has won over audiences beyond France's borders with this animated short film that reminds me of...

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5 months ago

ah, so that's why I like space so much

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5 months ago

Space 1999 (1975-76). Guest stars ✨

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5 months ago

🎵Take my love, take my land,
Take me where I cannot stand.
I don't care, I'm still free,
You can't take the sky from me.🎵

Firefly started 23 years ago today on Fox.

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5 months ago

Daniel Brühl as Heinz Wittmer in Eden (2024) Behind the scenes pictures from imdb. There are cuts (make-up) on his arms to look like he has been hard at clearing and building. He wears a shirt with several buttons undone and rolled up sleeves.

Shirtless Daniel Brühl as Heinz. There are cuts visible on his forearms.

Daniel Brühl as Heinz aims a rifle. Cuts visible on his knuckles.

Daniel Brühl as Heinz. He wearing a shirt with rolled up sleeves and several buttons undone. He holds a stick he has been sharpening. Cuts visible on his forearms.

Blood (make-up), sweat, and tears.
Bit of dirt and grime. Perfecto.

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6 months ago

Daniel Brühl as Heinz Wittmer in Eden ( 2024). He hauls a rope shirtless. We see his back covered in scars.

I watch for the plot 🩷📽
The plot:

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6 months ago

Gerry and Sylvia Anderson's Space 1999 started 50 years ago today with 'Breakaway'! Half a century 🤯

Let's celebrate by dancing to disco music 🕺

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7 months ago

A young boy in a pink dress, holding a whip, from the early 19th century.

Gender and meaning changes over time: pink was once a boy's color and tied to red, for passion and energy. Blue belonged to girls, as it was calming; during the last century the colors flipped. White was the color of babies and color came in at age six. #FolkloreSunday

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7 months ago

it works, which is why we'll never implement it

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7 months ago

i respect the perverts of this world
When censorship comes for our normal evolved biological sexuality itself: Being horny is RESISTANCE

GET WEIRD! BE HORNY! Don't let corporations silence your boners! WE WILL WIN because Sex Sells!

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7 months ago