Sarah Millican (@sarahmillican) — Bluesky Profile

3 days ago

Happy International Women’s Day. Have a listen to @standardissueuk.bsky.social

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1 week ago

Update: So I had crisps to tide me over then a big dinner (tea). Currently got my eye on some tea cakes for supper.

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1 week ago

So many smart people on here. Normally 8/9 so could have a late lunch now.

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1 week ago

Oooh good idea

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1 week ago

I don’t drink. Pop time?

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1 week ago

Oh is Norfolk like the North then?

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1 week ago

If I haven’t had lunch yet, should I just wait and have dinner?

(For Northerners: if I haven’t had my dinner yet, should I just wait and have tea?)

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2 weeks ago

So good. Both of them. X

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2 weeks ago

Maria’s name on the front of the venue. Great venue. Give it a try if you live in or near Walthamstow.

20 years ago I saw the exceptional Maria Bamford on my day off at the Edinburgh Fringe and loved her. Yesterday, I was lucky enough to see her again at the Soho Theatre in Walthamstow and was again blown away.
Add to that my brilliant friend Felicity Ward was supporting. Sheesh. Lucky me.

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3 weeks ago

Sarah Millican's Official Website This is the official website of stand up comedian and writer Sarah Millican. We have all of the official latest news, tour dates and DVD's for Sarah.

Reminder that I have a new stand up special out to stream and download (and even buy on DVD). It’s called Late Bloomer and it’s available via my website. sarahmillican.co.uk

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3 weeks ago

Definitely a pancake. TSM

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1 month ago

A creamy white plate with a blue stripe around the edge. In the middle is a pancake. What you might call a crepe. It wasn’t the first one as that is always a crumpled mess.

So it wasn’t Pancake Day yesterday then? Well, it was in our house.

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1 month ago

When you say ‘her’, you mean ‘you’? As in you are directing the insult at me, yes?

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1 month ago

It’s a photo of me with red lipstick wearing my Joanne Zebra jumper. Across me is this text: Reminder that I have 7 specials available.
Chatterbox - my YouTube channel
Thoroughly Modern Millican - my YT channel
Home Bird - my YT channel
Outsider - my website
Control Enthusiast - my website
Bobby Dazzler - my website
Late Bloomer - my website

Reminder that I have 7 Stand up specials available. They’re all either on my YouTube channel or on my website. Just in case you need a laugh. How many have you seen?

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1 month ago

A beautiful bright rich blue sky. With a tiny bald eagle. Actually, he’s just far away. We had binoculars with us, identified it as a bald eagle and then took this pretty poor photo. Though my Merlin app (bird identifying app) did recognise it as a bald eagle so YAY.

It’s a close up selfie of me. I’m so excited. Eyes wide, mouth too, but also wrapped up as it was cold. Wearing a multicoloured woollen infinity scarf or as used to call them ‘snoods’.

2 weeks ago, I was lucky enough to go to Antelope Island in Utah.The scenery is breathtaking. The wildlife is simply stunning. While we were there we saw bison, a jackrabbit, mule deer, possibly a coyote and this, only a bloody bald eagle. Second photo is my face when I realised it was a bald eagle.

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1 month ago

It’s me, at the window where the best light is, with a tired but relaxed face with minimal make up. My hair is barely done but clean and I’m smiling. I’m wearing a wonderful (paid for) strawberry jumper Pretty much everyone who saw it complimented me on it. Jeez compliments feel nice, don’t they?

Just had a wonderful trip to Utah with my friend Kate to watch excellent films at Sundance and look at glorious birds. Never had so many compliments as I did on my Lesley Evers strawberry sweater. Always good to be home but what a trip.

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1 month ago

Thank you for making us aware of this. It has been passed on to the team. TSM

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1 month ago

I love the chickens the best

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1 month ago

Beautiful and fancy restaurant with 4 smashers (me included) sitting around a table, smiling. This is post dinner and Secret Santa and pre mad dash to the theatre in the pouring rain.

Brilliant day with Standard Issue podcast gang yesterday, L-R Hannah Dunleavy, Jennifer Offord and Mickey Noonan. Fabulous meal and delightful show, my Neighbour Totoro. Ace belated Christmas do. Give the podcast a listen. It’s brilliant.

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1 month ago

It’s a print in a black frame. I’m holding it, it’s a little smaller than A4. The print is by David Shrigley and is a blue elephant sitting like a person. The text says ‘I must rest. My rampage is over.’

I love David Shrigley & this print, an end of tour present from my friend Kate, sums up my current mood perfectly.

After 4.5 years on tour, waking up in my own bed, cooking, bird feeders and seeing my boys every day is a welcome shift in focus and this blue elephant is glad of a sit down.

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1 month ago

It’s a really nice pan with some spinach in it. Wilting nicely.

Reminder that my brand new Stand up special Late Bloomer is available to stream, download and on DVD right now. Via my website. It’s full of extras including the song written for the show and about the show by Andy Robinson that played as you left the theatre.

Oh yes and I wilt spinach now.

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2 months ago

It’s a wooden table upon which is a blue and white Cornish ware mug with SARAH on it. That is full of tea. Next to it is a pint glass of water.

3rd tea and 1st water. Classic.

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2 months ago

It’s a leafless bush so very twiggy. And sitting amongst the twigs is a round, little black and white bird. It’s not a great photo but I’m a firm believer than a crap photo of a bird is better than no photo at all. Somewhere I have a pic of a tiny red blob on a big green Canadian bush. It was a cardinal. I promise it was a cardinal.

Here, have a terrible photo of a wonderful long tailed tit I met in our garden yesterday.

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2 months ago

It’s a photograph of my telly. On a red background are these words ‘Born in South Shields, the comedian whose stand-up shows have included 'Bobby Dazzler' and 'Control Enthusiast is Sarah... who?’
Then under that is a pic of a canoe then under that the answer, Millicanoe.

Very happy to be an answer on last night’s House Of Games. Thank you Humphrey Ker for getting it right!

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2 months ago

It’s the snow in my garden. On it is a single track of arrow shaped foot prints. Looks like the arrows they put on the floor in IKEA so you don’t get lost.

I think this bird works in IKEA.

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2 months ago

👏👏👏👏👏👏

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2 months ago

The oldest date was 23. Not bad considering I once found a tin of marrow fat peas from the 90s with a raffle ticket on it.

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2 months ago

It’s a collection of 7 herbs and spices (and related) on a wooden bench/counter top. They are basil, ground cinnamon, sesame seeds, BBQ seasoning, ground black pepper, ground nutmeg and chilli flakes.

I highly recommend doing a herb and spice clear out at the start of the year as it means when you’re looking for the tiny best before date, you only need to see if it’s 25 or less. Here are yesterday’s casualties.

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2 months ago

It’s an image within an image. The main image is me in my car wearing a gold jumper, with make up on and everything. The smaller image is my green and yellow Late Bloomer poster image that says Sarah Millican Late Bloomer new special out now.

Reminder that my new Special Late Bloomer available internationally to download & stream RIGHT NOW. It’s also available on DVD should you like tangible stuff.
Did you see the show live & want to relive it? Did you miss it live & want to watch it? Do you just need a good laugh?

sarahmillican.co.uk

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2 months ago

That makes sense

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