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Kept safely in a tropical garage next to cans of petrol, they were!

08.10.2025 03:15 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Yโ€™know, the power of charts is a joke in my comic, but I listen to some arguments?

I really do think some visual aids would make a difference.

Heck, a blown up bullet point list could clarify a lot. โ€œWhat are we evenโ€”Oh, right. Weโ€™ve got a list handy.โ€

08.10.2025 03:13 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 16    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

(An owl bullet point is for a relevant person to be aware of ๐Ÿฆ‰)

(Because โ€œwhoโ€ ๐Ÿฆ‰)

08.10.2025 00:13 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 20    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I decided step one of correcting my blunder was to double check everything related to it, and now I actually do have a journal entry I can refer to for it. I even have sourcesโ€”comicsโ€”cited.

Also, say what you like about emoji, but they work well as very visual bullet points ๐Ÿฆ‰

08.10.2025 00:09 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 25    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
An edit of the third panel of an EGS comic: https://www.egscomics.com/comic/falsekings-056

Grace (the lighter-haired woman, lifting and spinning another woman), in the role of a social media consultant: "I'm gonna spin this for you!"

Rhoda (the darker-haired girl being spun): "Wh-what?! But a blunderous blunder! 

Grace: "...I quit"

Peanut Gallery A (off-panel): "Was it really that bad?"

Peanut Gallery B: "It threatened reality itself, dude."

An edit of the third panel of an EGS comic: https://www.egscomics.com/comic/falsekings-056 Grace (the lighter-haired woman, lifting and spinning another woman), in the role of a social media consultant: "I'm gonna spin this for you!" Rhoda (the darker-haired girl being spun): "Wh-what?! But a blunderous blunder! Grace: "...I quit" Peanut Gallery A (off-panel): "Was it really that bad?" Peanut Gallery B: "It threatened reality itself, dude."

07.10.2025 22:17 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 26    ๐Ÿ” 2    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

You wink, but I've looked at a finished comic and thought "oh ye gods how big did I make those"

07.10.2025 21:53 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Must've been something to do with DNS connections. I assume there's a bit of bouncing around getting from Australia to Moperville. Either way, glad it's working!

07.10.2025 21:49 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

"Hi there, Dan, hello, I'm your social media manager. We need to downplay this big ol' mistake you've made and make it sound like it's not your fault. Now, what have you said so far?"

I said I made a blunderous blunder so bad it threatened reality itself.

"...I quit."

07.10.2025 21:46 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 28    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I don't have such a thing for the comic, usually just easily remembering the important things and referring back to old comics as necessary.

As today demonstrates, however, that isn't always reliable. I apologize for this blunderous blunder.

07.10.2025 21:36 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 9    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I will explain the error in detail in a future commentary, but it may be a while as explaining it would be a spoiler unto itself.

This is the part where I contemplate keeping a journal of all the many details about absolutely everything.

07.10.2025 21:36 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 12    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Next story page Friday due to a blunderous writing blunder of blunderous proportions, the blunderosity so extreme as to threaten the very fabric of reality itself.

Which is to say Iโ€™m now rewriting a whole lot to avoid a glaring continuity error I was about to unwittingly introduce.
#egscomics

07.10.2025 21:36 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 24    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 4    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Thatโ€™s strange. Have you attempted it on different browsers or devices?

Do you receive any sort of error message?

07.10.2025 15:17 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

It was less specifically a content warning and more one of many points brought up in an introduction to the book series and ways it differed from the show (which was, ultimately, praise).

07.10.2025 15:13 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

โ€œI specifically want these features in one game,โ€ Tim said before elaborating, effectively making a five point checklist of exactly what he wanted.

โ€œOh, you mean Goggle Blort?โ€ Goggle Blort was, by many accounts, a fine game.

A fine game that checked only one point on the five point checklist.

07.10.2025 15:08 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 28    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Wait, "I was approved"? Did I mean "prepared"? The heck did I manage that???

07.10.2025 03:22 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

There were seven booksโ€”The Inspector Barnaby seriesโ€”all of which I *think* were adapted into episodes with quite a number of changes in the adaptations (beyond Troy being dialed back a bit, I mean).

07.10.2025 03:13 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I was approved for SOME disapproving of Troy's comments, yes ๐Ÿ˜…

07.10.2025 03:09 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Pretty please stop that - www.egscomics.com/egsnp/cinder...

By order of the prince, it would be quite nice if you did not do that thing you've been doing, please.
#egscomics #webcomics

07.10.2025 03:02 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 66    ๐Ÿ” 8    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 6    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

In fairness, never did I think that Troy's attitudes were being presented as "correct." If anything, I got the impression of the book essentially pointing at him and saying "look at this jerk being a jerk," and providing major contrast with the more accepting, and clearly wiser, Barnaby.

STILL.

07.10.2025 02:47 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 18    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 3    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

John Nettles during an audiobook introduction, paraphrased: "Be warned, dear listener, that Gavin Troy's character was softened for the Midsomer Murders TV series."

Oh, how bad could his book counterpart be?

(Soon) BLOODY HELL

07.10.2025 02:37 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 32    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 3    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

"They released a breath they didn't know they were holding" might be cliche, but I believe it is the phrasing that makes it so. I've listened to books in which the same idea is conveyed, but is expressed far more eloquently, and with elaboration. I imagine this applies to many cliche phrases.

06.10.2025 22:11 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 23    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

The only issue with my two sided, standing dry erase board is it only has two sides.

Iโ€™m writing more than two stories, board. Havenโ€™t you the common courtesy to defy the laws of physical reality a bit?

06.10.2025 18:37 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 40    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 7    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Your sentence suggests this was a preexisting leaf blower, and not one just replicated, which raises the question of what in space you were doing with it so close to the replicator.

06.10.2025 17:55 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 6    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I could have sworn there was an anime premiering today that was on my radar, but for the life of me I canโ€™t think what it was.

I think I might have confused the release date for the second season of Campfire Cooking in Another World With my Absurd Skill, but that doesnโ€™t feel right ๐Ÿคทโ€โ™€๏ธ

06.10.2025 17:52 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 12    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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What happened - www.egscomics.com/comic/falsek...โ€จโ€จ

"I just can't believe it. The next episode of our favorite TV show's been delayed a week! Wait, hang on, getting a message about some sort of break in. That's a shame. Last episode was a cliffhanger, too!"
#egscomics #webcomics

06.10.2025 03:01 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 80    ๐Ÿ” 10    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 5    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

To elaborate, theyโ€™re unable to intimidate these voices with their presence, or shout, or any number of things that would feel appropriate.

Which, perhaps uncomfortably, I assume most people can relate to. Not necessarily โ€œoh no, I canโ€™t bully themโ€, but not knowing how to handle frustrating text.

06.10.2025 17:32 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 13    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I think there are a lot of insecure bullies out there who are not prepared to handle unfiltered, often anonymous feedback from the internet.

Of course those who grew up without internet, but given how much of that behavior may well be egged on by instinct, I donโ€™t thing younger people are immune.

06.10.2025 17:23 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 22    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

This question will be addressed.

For now, I propose a question: Would you trust an unsupervised automated turret to protect a suburban home without issue?

06.10.2025 04:53 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 5    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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What happened - www.egscomics.com/comic/falsek...โ€จโ€จ

"I just can't believe it. The next episode of our favorite TV show's been delayed a week! Wait, hang on, getting a message about some sort of break in. That's a shame. Last episode was a cliffhanger, too!"
#egscomics #webcomics

06.10.2025 03:01 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 80    ๐Ÿ” 10    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 5    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

This can be a valid stance, but context matters. Thereโ€™s a reason certain spells Iโ€™m writing about have brief names.

05.10.2025 22:28 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

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