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Bytesized.Murphy

@bytesizedmurphy.bsky.social

Just a bytesized guy - pseudo funny instagram dude - ForeverDM - MTG Fanatic

27 Followers  |  24 Following  |  207 Posts  |  Joined: 15.11.2024  |  2.0178

Latest posts by bytesizedmurphy.bsky.social on Bluesky

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We're actually so far gone. How does anyone see all this crazy illegal propaganda every day and nod along

23.01.2026 11:44 — 👍 569    🔁 76    💬 13    📌 0
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a man in a robe is crying and says `` they can t keep getting away with this '' . ALT: a man in a robe is crying and says `` they can t keep getting away with this '' .
20.01.2026 12:55 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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a man with a beard and white hair is wearing a white wig and a white hat . ALT: a man with a beard and white hair is wearing a white wig and a white hat .
17.01.2026 09:13 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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ICE Direktverbindung Kassel - Dresden, they said.
It would surely not be ein ICE fällt aus und der nächste bleibt in Leipzig stehen, they said.

15.01.2026 18:09 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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10.01.2026 00:53 — 👍 11111    🔁 11232    💬 352    📌 1505
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Check out the shock lands in Lorwyn Eclipsed...AT YOUR OWN PERIL! ⚡️⚡️⚡️ #MTGLorwyn

09.01.2026 21:00 — 👍 365    🔁 80    💬 14    📌 16
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To be fair, so kling ich wirklich

07.01.2026 17:16 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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29.12.2025 19:48 — 👍 336    🔁 31    💬 0    📌 0

„Ja achtest du auch auf die Ratio Kosten -> Punkte?“

27.12.2025 15:14 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
The evil priest from Indiana Jones and the Temple of Doom (no longer the worst Indiana Jones movie!) holding the still-beating heart of the sacrifice.

The evil priest from Indiana Jones and the Temple of Doom (no longer the worst Indiana Jones movie!) holding the still-beating heart of the sacrifice.

Last Christmas
I gave you my heart
The very next day
Kali ma shakti de

23.12.2025 18:57 — 👍 6025    🔁 963    💬 137    📌 48
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a man in a red shirt says " make it so " in blue letters ALT: a man in a red shirt says " make it so " in blue letters
24.12.2025 15:43 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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It's that time of year where I post this one

22.12.2025 18:59 — 👍 600    🔁 151    💬 8    📌 6
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Its 4:20pm

21.12.2025 03:20 — 👍 539    🔁 109    💬 2    📌 1
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Moth Wizard!

20.12.2025 13:13 — 👍 336    🔁 95    💬 6    📌 3
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Irgendwann einfach ein erfolgreicher Autor sein und den 9-5 an den Haken hängen 🦧

16.12.2025 10:51 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Zum Glück telefoniert @frauuntot.bsky.social gerade so lange, dass man in Ruhe Apfelrosen fertig machen kann 🌝

04.12.2025 19:27 — 👍 3    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0
Dumplings in einem Topf

Dumplings in einem Topf

Dumplings gemacht mit @bytesizedmurphy.bsky.social

01.12.2025 18:45 — 👍 6    🔁 1    💬 1    📌 0
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Schon richtig geil geworden 🌝

01.12.2025 19:06 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Me, 2025: "children shouldn't be exposed to gambling in video games"

But also

Child Me, 2005: "this is the greatest thing I have ever played"

17.11.2025 20:46 — 👍 1012    🔁 127    💬 25    📌 17

Ich hab eine vage Vorstellung 🌝

17.11.2025 18:39 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Arbeit nach knapp zwei Wochen Urlaub ist schon anders deprimierend 🫩

17.11.2025 08:34 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Eh geiler als Kantinenfutter 🍱 🌝

15.11.2025 16:30 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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07.11.2025 23:12 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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shrek from the movie shrek is smiling while laying on the ground ALT: shrek from the movie shrek is smiling while laying on the ground
07.11.2025 23:10 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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shrek from the movie shrek is smiling and looking down ALT: shrek from the movie shrek is smiling and looking down
07.11.2025 23:08 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
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