@amy222.bsky.social
child-free cat lady 🐈⬛🐈⬛ still hating on comic sans ✌🏼 living in 🌵 wishing I was in 🇨🇦 @brickmahoney.bsky.social stan account 🫶🏼 I did the thing: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:wfilq2jsx3z7yxq7omhyiu4f/feed/aaakyqx6pikkk
They are literally doing two people per screen!
Alex must steal lettuce when I chop. He ignores whatever I toss him. The reward is in the larceny.
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the future sucks
as long as you have a pocket full of shells, you’ll always have a family here
A welcome mat that says “Welcome Matt” so only Matthews will feel good about visiting.
[25 seconds into marathon]
lol nope
don’t be such a sensitive Susan
I just said your baby isn’t cute I didn’t slap it
why are taters the only thing we’ve totted
i feel like this is all happening cause we stopped pumping up the jam
atta boy!
and unlock the fucking La Roche Posay for chrissakes, it’s not even Ulta level
damn now I want some Popeye’s
“In Transit, Arriving Today” and Other Comforting Lies
honestly switching to the electric helped for me. idk know what to tell you ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
see I don’t have that issue with the electric toothbrush (it’s the manual that does it for me)
being middle-aged means you get excited about new toothpaste
Smoking a camel crush is the most bisexual I’ve ever felt
whenever I’m having a bad day, I take comfort in the fact that there will indeed be much worse days than this
sara lee could never
BRIAN!
you know the dick will be fantastic when he rolls up in this
we gotchu, boo
yeah no I’ve heard about this one
I asked the hairdresser for a French twist. She gave me a regular hairstyle and then shrugged philosophically with a cigarette hanging out of her mouth
how are you holding them down???
Everyone thinks it's politics tearing us all apart when in fact it's Rolling Stone magazine's Top 50 lists
ppl really do be ornery these days
