Remember when we were all in a tizzy because the Bush boys were in Skull and Bones?
Good times.
The fireflies are winking—they don’t know that the world is about to burn.
The cicadas do. They’re screaming.
Uh, this scene of Anthony Bourdain getting flogged with birch branches by a middle-aged Russian woman needs a content rating…
Gah, he was fine.
Uh, Holy See, blink twice if you need help.
I feel like you can tell a person’s age by what Val Kilmer character they crushed on first.
Go Cory Booker!! I am so refueled by this.
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#CoryBooker
Do you think the Oval Office couches do the Hillary Shoulder Shimmy of Squick every time JD Vance stands up?
Yellow and Blue (detail) - Mark Rothko, 1954.
He’s amusingly huge in the books, too. (Lee Child is 6’4”!) It was a bit hard to take Tom Cruise seriously as Reacher.
Guy in Walgreens intimacy section— “They should call it lubriCAN, not lubriCANT.”
Nothing like being told what my “place as a woman is” by a man who lists his only education as Middle School.
Hahaha!!
Ugh. New York Winters!
My mum once carried a bucket of dirt up five flights and planted cat grass just so she could run her hand over it when she needed.
(We didn’t have a cat.)
Was firmly told to go outside and breathe fresh air.
My elfin thyme seems to be wintering well—
Also, one of my neighbors uses some kind of lemon vanilla Shalimar scented dryer sheets and they’re NICE.
Trade wars have casualties too.
That’s Kentucky—the red state that produces bourbon, that Canada is pushed into boycotting.
One of the poorest, most undereducated, unemployed, lowest ranked healthcare states in the US is going to lose billions in income.
People are going to die because of this.
Ooof. I hadn’t thought about phones. I bought a year’s supply of coffee and tea yesterday and a mess of dried fruit and nuts. I worry that thread will get $$$$.
Yeah.
If you are fine with calling it the Gulf of America you should be fine with using someone’s correct pronouns or new name.
NepoNazi bought Twitter to kick off his girlfriend when she blocked him.
When the FAA spanked him (a $633k fine is pennies to him) for practicing unsafe SpeX, he bought FOTUS to get the FAA defunded because he was butt-hurt.
He’ll nuke the planet if it upsets his feefees—and now he has the codes.
Wait, so the *Quakers* are suing DHS and FOTUS’s ICEpack for breaking sanctuary laws?
Nice. #friendly
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So now it’s officially TrikTok, right?
Pooka’s vet mentioned how they were scrambling to get pet carriers to LA.
Also, If you need to move your pets in a hurry but don’t have a proper carrier, you can improvise with a laundry basket or two.
(He’s fine, just old and crotchety)
It helps.
Same, 2024 #lemonpig, same.
…Eye of a hurricane, listen to yourself churn…
Nothin' to do, nowhere to go—
#HappyNewYear
And lo, upon this Christmas Eve, she too late discovered that the jar of chicken soup base was in fact honey mustard.
Dame Prue Leith in a raspberry beret is just plain awesome.
Cashier, sniffing my clearance candle: That smells like a doctor’s office! But for rich people—you know, like a *specialist.*
