Chris (in constant pain)

Gonna be hilarious when the rockets lose to the nets tonight

Months of optimism and excitement down the drain in a few days, trade everyone and start over again

The season is fucking over

KD is a near 90% free throw shooter and of course he misses one, game would’ve been (probably) over

Tonight will either reinforce an entire off-season full of optimism and hope or everything comes crashing down and we’re in for a 6 month misery train ride

MAGA was all over “release the files!!” because the “devils” in the Democratic Party would be all over it not realizing their guy would be in it too and other republicans

Rockets coach Ime Udoka said the opening night starting lineup vs OKC will be the jumbo lineup of Amen Thompson, Kevin Durant, Jabari Smith Jr., Alperen Şengün and Steven Adams.

The last thing you wanna do is give those brainless fucks any power, don’t let them intimidate you. Be smart online and in person, you are always being watched so leave as little bread crumbs as possible

If you’re gonna go out in the real world and make fun of someone’s death at a protest, be smart about it and cover your identity head to toe because that’s how the conservative snowflakes are gonna get you but that doesn’t mean don’t stop making fun of that person’s death, free speech right

The entire U.S government is filled with a bunch of fucking children where’s the asteroid when you need it

Durant was eligible for a max extension of $120M, but understood when he chose the Rockets as a trade destination that he'd be sacrificing money – in this case around $30M less – so that the sides can partner for the long term and give the franchise team-building flexibility.

BREAKING: Houston Rockets star Kevin Durant has agreed to a two-year, $90 million contract extension with the franchise, his business partner and Boardroom CEO Rich Kleiman tells ESPN. The new deal includes a player option in 2027-28.

Reed Sheppard had himself a night.

29p | 6r | 6a | 4stl | 3blk
12/22 FGs | 5 3PM

A really welcome development for the Houston Rockets as the preseason winds down.

#NBASky #SkyHoops

I’d feel way more confident about this team if FVV didn’t get hurt, Reed Shepherd please save me

Hawks starters couldn’t handle the Reed and Okogie hammer 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

In honor of October 14th being CK day I will commission a CK piñata every year and shoot it in the neck to remember him

Thank you!

I don’t care if it’s preseason win this fucking game

Tari and Jabari have looked great tonight

Defend the rim and please stop turning the damn ball over in the 2nd half

Not having Fred and Dillion to communicate out there is really hurting them right now, they look out of sorts on defense. I’m hoping DFS can alleviate some of that when he returns

60 point half scored by the Hawks
61 point half scored by the Jazz
59 point half scored by the Pelicans

The Rockets are giving up 60 points on average per 1st half in the preseason, that is god awful

This team looks significantly worse without FVV and that’s very unfortunate

Stop turning over the ball

Defense looking suspect again 😓

The dunkstronaut jersey should be the main logo and jerseys with the classic 90s ketchup and mustard being the city edition jersey

Rockets city edition jerseys are the best in the league idc

Ngl I’m worried about the Rocket’s defense, giving up 120+ to a mid jazz team

Amen Thompson how I’ve missed watching you play basketball