Lizard 🏳️‍🌈🏴‍☠️ | Pabu-Chan's Dad

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Hi all and welcome to another #MumHugSunday!
With so much hate in the world right now, we could all use a little more love in our lives. If you'd like a virtual mum hug, please DM me or reply to this post!
For loooooove! ❤️

I need Our Flag Means Death back right fucking now I’m so serious. What do you mean I’ve been missing my malewife Ed Teach and his malewife Stede Bonnet for this fucking long?

So one was newer?? Eughhhh

I've been writing a little Black Pete lately, what a man he is 😌✨

Auction item update! We are at 875ish items. The deadline to submit is noon Boston time (Eastern Standard Time) on March 3 - you have almost exactly two days left to submit. Unless you have already talked to one of the team, that deadline means both form submission AND photos.

Ok, but think about how thrilled Ed would be to get to put his arms around someone not to choke them or maim them or pile drive them into the deck, but to show them tenderness and love???

(Also Stede STILL gets weepy when he sees Ed’s back tattoo, so he tries to avoid that)

We need more love and appreciation for Black Pete.

A female kākāpō looking out of a nest, with one small chick showing. Credit: Andrew Digby

Female #kakapo Kohengi on her nest with a newly-hatched chick and an egg (unseen). We removed the egg from underneath her and gave it to another female (Phoenix) who had infertile eggs. We're trying to ensure each female on Anchor Island has 1-2 fertile eggs to hatch. #kakapo2026 #conservation

Pirate Daddy David Jenkins with a halo above his head

Dydd Gŵyl Dewi Hapus! 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿
Happy St David's Day!

It somehow makes it even funnier to say this to a reporter. "We're going to pander to racists so hard that they'll forget which party made racism the center of its entire agenda."

OFMD BTS shot of Spanish Jackie played by Leslie Jones and The Swede played by Nat Faxon. They are in costume (Leslie in a rich, red velvet suit with a white ruffle collar, a gold waistcoat and gold chain and Nat wearing a smock with rope around him).

Spanish Jackie calling The Swede her sexy Dutchman is so much funnier when you remember she doesn't know why people call her Spanish Jackie.

my last item submission, a hand-felted hanging mobile. Merstede inspired, these starfish and goldfishies are here to remind you to be true to your sweet, colourful self 💖🐠

Almost there!

They're the furthest thing from my mind! That's why I've got the telescope.

A printed our flag means death worm on a string coloring book.

First spread of pages, coloeed in.

Second speead, colored in.

Third spread colored in so so badly. Hideous.

It lives. Only available at the #FandomMarket!

I'll take better photos tomorrow. it's once again So far past my bedtime, woof.

tired of going “is this AI?” and knowing that i’ll be doing this for the rest of my life

Ed & Stede meet at a bar for their first date, at a booth in the back, candle on the table

Ed giggles at Stede’s awful Dad Jokes & watches the flame flickering through Stede’s empty martini glasses (nobody ever orders fuckin martinis in this place, its a miracle they even had two of those)
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pete and olu sitting at the table below deck on the revenge after jim just made a huge deal about not going to st augustine and olu just went "so?", pete's eyes are wide and olu looks very confused (our flag means death s1e7)

pete and olu sitting at the table below deck on the revenge after jim just made a huge deal about not going to st augustine and olu just went "so?", pete's eyes are wide and olu looks very confused (our flag means death s1e7)

pete is VERY AWARE that olu just fucked up

"once you've figured out you're gay each year you level up to a gayer version of yourself." @overheardatagaybar text overlaid on an image of his Cuntiness, Captain Stede Bonnet

it's science

buttons and robin would be unstoppable

I still think The Captain (ghosts) and Stede would be enemies to besties and then *everyone's* problem

I still have quite a bit of cleanup to do and I need to take a proper photo of it after it's matted and I want to lighten up the middle of the background a smidge. But it's lookin pretty good overall. Not bad for my shaky old drawing hand. 🥹🧡

#fandomMarket #ofmd #OurFlagMeansDeath

In case you needed a real ham-fisted metaphor 🙃

A perfect shrimp

them: "as you get older you'll become more conservative" me: *every year i've been alive* (image: screen shot of the video for Cha-Cha Slide with the caption "slide to the left")

*cha cha slide intensifies*

this isn't the worst of the Democrats' statements, but statements like this are a stark reminder that to many people, the real issue with the Iraq War was that Americans died. everything else is a footnote.