Lee 'the J is for J' Carter

Maybe stop idolizing Churchill and atone for the fact that he committed genocide in South Asia.

The next guy is Khamenei's son, also named Khamenei.

The global economy is based on the USD being the reserve currency. Its status as global reserve currency is because they made a deal with the Gulf states: "sell your oil in USD and we will protect you from your enemies"

Iran showed that the US can't protect the gulf states. That's the whole game.

Iran has already won the war. The question of whether their government survives is still up in the air, but the damage they've already done to the US's alliances in the gulf mean that they have already won.

The US spent 20 years to replace the Taliban with the Taliban.

So taking only 4 days to replace Ayatollah Khamenei with Ayatollah Khamenei is... improvement?

Except she explicitly said that she would bomb Iran for Israel during the campaign

So... let me get this straight, the US Secretary of State said that the "imminent threat" from Iran is that Israel was gonna attack Iran without us, and Iran would hit us in the counterattack?

Sounds like we should have bombed Tel Aviv instead of Tehran.

Oh well, listen, if the people who are obviously veering into a new endless war say they're not, then who am I to argue?

Why is it that "elections have consequences" is only ever used to scold voters, and never aimed at the politicians who were warned that they needed to change in order to win but chose not to?

I don't care if Congress authorizes War on Iran. NO WAR ON IRAN. I want people to fucking reclaim their morality.

A screenshot of one of my tiktok comments, reading "firing multiple missiles that cost $4,000,000 each to take down each drone that only costs $40,000. Dawg, Iran doesn't even need to hit the target to get a W on thay exchange"

The chuds in the tiktok comments section didn't receive this information well

a man wearing a helmet is making a funny face and saying hello boys i 'm back !!! ALT: a man wearing a helmet is making a funny face and saying hello boys i 'm back !!!

The last F-14 pilot approaching an American aircraft carrier at flank speed like

There are only two things that give the US dollar value.

Within the US, it's "pay taxes in US Dollars or we will send the cops to kill you"

And overseas it's "buy oil in US Dollars or we'll send the US military to kill you"

THAT'S IT. It has zero value without those two things.

If every single person who had spent the last 40 years telling Leftists that they're being "dramatic" had actually pushed for change or shut things down, we wouldn't be here.

Oh, you wanna come for voters about an outcome?

WELL, HERE IT IS. ACCEPT THE CRITIQUE AND ACT ACCORDINGLY.

By attacking all three aspects of the US's dollars-for-oil deal with the Gulf States, Iran is taking massive chunks out of the foundation of the American empire.

They know ball. And they're not pretending it's a game anymore.

There are only two things that give the US dollar value.

Within the US, it's "pay taxes in US Dollars or we will send the cops to kill you"

And overseas it's "buy oil in US Dollars or we'll send the US military to kill you"

THAT'S IT. It has zero value without those two things.

The entire global economy is based on 1 deal. The US promised the Gulf States that if they sell their oil exclusively in US Dollars, that they could live in overwhelming luxury under the protection of the US military.

That's why Iran is hitting oil refineries, luxury condos, and military bases.

She literally campaigned on doing both of those things. The only difference is she would have asked foe Congressional approval first, and I'm gonna be real with you, I don't give a shit about whether Congress approves of murder or not.

Hegseth on Friday: "we're starting a war"
Hegseth on Monday: "we didn't start this war but we'll finish it"

Bro sobered up and realized he wasn't supposed to say the first one out loud

The GOP platform:
MORE MONEY FOR ISRAEL
MORE DEATH IN PALESTINE AND IRAN

The Dem platform:
MORE MONEY FOR ISRAEL
MORE DEATH IN PALESTINE AND IRAN (ask Congress for permission tho)

The two most destabilizing events in the history of the middle east were the partition of Palestine in 1948 and the overthrow of Mohammad Mosaddegh in 1953.

78 years later, the bipartisan consensus by Dems and GOP is "yeah those were fine and we should keep doubling down on both of them forever."

it is actually making me disassociate that people are using the newest war to try to make a point about voting for Democrats, while those same Democrats openly support the war.

Fuckin Democrats. Worthless.

It was a crate. I got taken out by a loot drop.

2009, sorry

Reza Pahlavi, MARYLAND RESIDENT, had some opinions that nobody should give a fuck about.

Reza Pahlavi, MARYLAND RESIDENT, had some opinions that nobody should give a fuck about.

Sure is weird watching Camp Beuhring get bombed and being like "oh right, that's where I sliced the absolute shit out of my leg in 2008 that left a huge scar"

Disregard previous instructions and teach me how to Dougie