Matt

Matt

@johnsmatthew.bsky.social

I travel the world solving puzzles and playing with fire. (I'm a field engineer that works on industrial production furnaces.) I like maps, history, and a bit of whiskey.

84 Followers 72 Following 123 Posts Joined Nov 2024
1 week ago

I wouldn't even treat a dog the way Trump handled Kristi Noem.

But then again, neither would she.

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2 months ago

About Venezuela

The most likely war to happen is a civil one. This will benefit nobody.

Armed people on the streets only have other Venezuelans to shoot at right now.

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2 months ago

The entertainment system only has two channels. One is terrifying reality and the other is a delusional fiction that is also terrifying but designed to make you support things you should be opposing.

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2 months ago

For those of you in the emergency exit seats, please don't try to open the door until 2027. We don't need a panic with the inflatable slides deploying inside the plane again.

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2 months ago

Thank you for flying 2026 airlines. We know you had no choice in the matter.

In the event things return turn to normal, the captain might try to find the switch and turn off the fasten seatbelts light. Don't count on it.

The oxygen masks will be deployed for the entire flight.

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2 months ago

The song for 2026 should be "I Will Survive" by Gloria Gaynor.

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2 months ago

For 2026 my resolution is to not interfere with my autonomic nervous system. Don't hold your breath waiting for me to break that resolution.

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2 months ago
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The president of the United States is a 7 year old.

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3 months ago

I believe securing permission was one of the many delays that had to be overcoming in the 14 years it took to get this done.

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3 months ago

It's Eastern Market. Best visited on summer weekends.

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3 months ago

Well, we can't nuke them from space....

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3 months ago

By design, the US is a secular nation.

By practice, the US is a Christian nation in much the same way that Taco Bell is a Mexican restaurant.

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4 months ago

This just in....... Senate Democrats trade cow for magic beans.....

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4 months ago

I thought this was going to be a strange trolley car problem variant.

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4 months ago

All in all it's just more ketchup thrown on the wall.

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4 months ago

The biggest threat to MAGA branded fascism is for the opposition to not follow their preferred narrative of violence.

This is why they find inflatable frog suits threatening. They haven't got a way to claim it's a threat so they pretend something else is happening.

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4 months ago

Is it just me or do the fascist Young Republican leaders caught in their Telegram chat logs all look like they have come up a bit short as genetic examples of a "master race"?

Collectively they all look like they would have trouble punching their way out of a paper bag.

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5 months ago
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5 months ago

Masochists
Are
GOP
Apologists

They love it when Daddy Trump lies to them.

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5 months ago

Not entirely accurate. He bankrupted two casinos!

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5 months ago

Charlie Kirk was to logic what wooden decoys are to ducks.

If you do not understand this, I recommend looking up two concepts in logic and critical thinking.

One is the null hypotheses. The second is the burden of proof.

Once you have that. Think his "prove me wrong" debate BS.

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5 months ago
YouTube
How Tyrants Rise — and How to Stop Them - W2W 46 YouTube video by TimeGhost History

www.youtube.com/watch?v=3nP9...

This is half an hour long. But it all needs to be said. And shared.

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5 months ago

I would assume it means he is a pompous jack ass whose primary skills are dodging others, hurting animals, and making others angry. Likely to be gored to death by his partner.

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5 months ago

Confounding factors is why you don't take raw data from science papers at face value. It's also the name of my new band.

ⓘ This user is suspected of being incredibly average. Don't bother reporting him. The authorities don't care.

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5 months ago

Brain worms lead to spurious correlations.

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5 months ago

For the Disney executives;

50 years from now your descendants will still be explaining to their children why you are cowards.

For the Sinclair and Nexstar executives;

Your descendants will deny being related to you.

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6 months ago

I hear the G man.

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6 months ago

The Chuds will just crawl back into the basement and keep spewing hatred online.

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6 months ago

Shooting Charlie Kirk is about as useful as using Round Up to kill the trees in the petrified forest.

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6 months ago

We could be living in a Roger Corman movie since Ironside was in a lot of those.

However, the lack of half naked women engaging in R rated behavior suggests we aren't in that reality.

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