leave them kids alone!

Let’s see, first there was Aziraphale, and then I got curious and next was Miles (🥺), and then I dipped my toes in a little further with Lucian (delicious) and then there was Charity and it was all over for me 🤷🏻

Still rude of you to make me chose, @badwolfgirl93.bsky.social

And for the record I will always love Charity, he was my first, er well, second? Actually maybe third love?

a man in a suit is talking to a woman in a black tank top . Alt: a man in a suit is talking to a woman in a black sleeveless dress. the man is Michael Sheen as Dr. William Masters in the tv show Masters of Sex. Text saying “That makes the most sense.” blinks at the bottom of the image.

Okay after a day and a nap, I have decided it’s Bill Masters.

I have awoken without clarity

Now I will sleep on it and let you know my favorite in the morning 😴

Michael Sheen as Carl Flossy, dance coach

Michael Sheen as Carl Flossy, dance coach

Michael Sheen as Carl Flossy, dance coach. He’s holding an inflatable pink saxophone 🎷

And lastly honorable mention to Flossy because I love him

Michael Sheen in Mary Reilly

Michael Sheen in Mary Reilly

Michael Sheen in Mary Reilly

Oh you muuuussst

Micheal Sheen in beautiful boy

Micheal Sheen in beautiful boy

And he’s also pretty adorable in beautiful boy(really wish I could post videos of this scene but for some reason I cannot):

Michael Sheen in Mary Reilly

And I have thought for a while that the fandom is sleeping on this one:

Michael Sheen in Jesus Henry Christ. He is wearing a suit and glasses, pushing up the glasses with his middle finger 🖕🏼 after saying “you can’t fire me. I have tenure.”

I’m also exceedingly fond of this guy:

Promo for masters of sex. It shows Dr William masters at his desk looking frowny. Then there is text saying “next time you have an orgasm think of this man” 🤷🏻

A top contender for sure

a man wearing a top hat and a red scarf Alt: a man wearing a top hat and a red scarf and that man is CHARITY MY BELOVED Aka Michael Sheen in the adventurers Midas box whatever it’s called, it should have been called The Movie About Charity because He Is the Most Beautiful Ever the end

Okay I’m working on narrowing it down

Also I’ve seen like 75 things he’s been in I don’t know if I caaaaaaaaaan

Oh this is even harder because that guy is so good he even made me love Roland Blum 🥵

Oh my god yessssssssss

Definitely the Cuntatron 3000. He has standards.

OMFG

👀

Ahhhh where is this from?

and thus concludes the watching of the 6 previous Jurassic Park movies, now I can go see JB and his SLGs on the big screen. Hooray!!

VI: Jurassic World - Dominion

Well wasn’t that a nice little family reunion.

I’m glad this franchise finally learned not to kill off the Black characters and to in fact make them kick ass and take names.

V: Jurassic World, Fallen Kingdom

*that one hard headed dino is let loose in a room full of obscenely wealthy people bidding on dinosaurs to use as weapons*

me: “Okay this might be my favorite one so far”

husband: “Billionaires getting fucked up by dinosaurs? Yup.”

IV: Jurassic World

I was promised more Jeff Goldblum
Also the high heels were ridiculous. Also, it passes the bechdel test

Sub-review:

The 90s trio were infinitely more mockable that the revival of the franchise that started in 2015

III: Jurassic Park III

not enough sexy guy, too much lucky bags and rich(?) entitled folk… just the right amount of William H Macey

II: The Lost World

me: absolutely more bananas than the first one

husband: I fell asleep.

We’ve been making progress on our stated goal of watching all the Jurassic Park movies. I forgot to post my reviews.

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Three people seen from waist to neck standing on a PNW beach. They are all flipping off the camera with both hands, wearing black t shirts. From left to right the t shirts are a guillotine, a design of intertwined plants with a person that says “TALK TO PLANTS NOT COPS” and lastly silver glitter letters that say “FIRST PRIDE WAS A RIOT” and the “A” is an A inside an O.

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