The US doesn't deserve "Memphis", they overstepped drastically drafting that one
Hush little chuddy don't groyp a word
And nevermind that foid you heard
Message received
(Sound of 100 crabs figuring out bass riffs while cauldrons boil in the ambience)
Wearing a night cap & gown huffing on a pipe, exhaling soap bubbles
Was told to "put on some good music" and I didn't say it out loud but I've had the thought "good has nothing to do with it" swirling in my head since
Lil Kryptkeepa
Wish streaming services got better about categorizing composers. You look up Prokofiev and there's 50 "albums" a year because everyone's performing all his stuff at all times, impossible to get an idea of the actual breadth of their output like this
They bring the bed's headboard closer to you when you're not looking so you hit your head because they want you dead
When you google definitions on your phone there's a small notification button next to the definition, pressing on it just gives you the regular notifications schpiel. But notifications for what. In what situation would they go off... Life is so full of small mysteries
Gotta run this by my homie Ostasis
Might start saying MNBA
It's crazy that bring-your-own-vulnerable-driver malware is something that works. Like Bugs Bunny getting inside an unassailable fortress by painting a door on the wall and walking in
(seeing literally anything) this is why I sing the blues
Pedophilic audiophiles probably have a huge identity crisis going on at all times
Going into tenor gifs, typing "fist face" and picking the first gif before it even loads
Having argued with seemingly endless ancaps years ago when I cared to it was always just "I shouldn't have to share my toys with _" in the end, not all that interesting. You've heard enough of that one at the sandbox during recess
Everyone knows the legend of the penis dude
Steve-O in the brazen bull: OUUGH (gagging) IT FUCKING KILLS DUDE IT FUCKING OAGHFF (throwing up)
You're listening to
(sound of bubbling blubber)
Fat Fuck Radio
Unpalatable textures like extreme distortion and fucked production is easier to swallow when the core of the music is the same stuff you hear at church. Kvlty bm guys don't really like stuff that is strange and avant-garde, they deem it too postmodern, despite the gatekeepy posturing, very silly
There's a whole hodgepodge of beliefs there. Black metal is at the same time unlistenable to the avg person (cap) and more "natural", like these tremolo melodies were pulled out of the earth or something and popular music is a perversion of authentic expression. I think it's folky 'cause it's easier
The usual cope I see is that they removed swing, groove and emphasized offbeats and so made it "white". Marxism hiding in the offbeats is a pretty consistent claim in general for rwers, it's dishonest, duplicitous, cowardly to not play pure marching rhythms
Dock worker called Harbor Freight who compulsively steals from the workplace
Loosemaxxing (Zoomer artillery battery unsure of their ranging)
