sodie pop and sugar snacks

winrate across all pub tiers doesnt mean a lot, her movement is high execution but also kind of innately busted. i think she's 3rd or 4th strongest out of the new batch

at first i didnt understand labour or class solidarity but now that this guy compared it to welcome to night vale... lets just say my politics "leveled up" like in dimension 20

god, that lightning in a bottle was something else! if only there was a way to get ahold of it once more...

repeated meetings with HR to instruct zach to "blow his god damn nose" went nowhere. total impasse

ritz cracker, thin slice of apple, little drizzle of honey, and a liiiiiittle crumble of blue cheese on top

true a lot of cheese smells are pretty rough in the abstract, but the saltiness is very good on the sweetness and the soft texture goes great with the crispness!

yeah thats a classic pairing in french cuisine. makes a great salad

what's the sauce here?

i've seen people nostalgia-post about the Oatmeal-penned tumblr beasts on the 404 page

Wow!! getting the free extra ham on your subway sandwich is like- *realizes i've never been to a strip club and don't know what its like when the stripper likes you back* It's like a nice thing

very cool! thanks a lot

screaming at my phone loud as fuck until it stops playing ads forever

girls really go on Drag Race, do an original song where they say "Opa" and wear a sailor suit, and then crash out when RuPaul says "why don't you just be a Greek Bitch for Snatch Game?"

just blocked someone for being skinny

youtube ads are all big piles of stolen assets mashed into each other until it resembles an idle clicker. everything feels bootleg and insane and surreal

it had the same formatting as every other spambot too it was like a reply to someone saying "you know whats funny? etc etc" and the bot says "this is so funny too" and then an image of child porn. im kinda flabbergasted

just saw my first twitter spambot that was straight up posting a JPG of child porn in a reply. every day it feels like the internet has become the proverbial seedy alleyway that the dumbest people on earth think cities are

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as this blows up i'd be remiss not to mention that we did this in the name of giving back on our birthdays (and yet another unimaginably tough Ramadan) to Anera & The Zaynab Project. you have the tremendous privilege of granting opportunity and hope to give to those who desperately need it right now

mulliganing until we have 2 lands in the starting hand

love you boo boo!!! have a badass day...❤️

happy birthday!!! love you very much big dog

saw the Indiana Pacers injury report for the game today and had to go see who played. now my brain has added the names of over 5 Pacers and Wizards bench players and there goes another precious memory of my childhood

happy friday. they don't have album covers for my swedish twee pop band but thats ok

this is why we do it. food for dinner. bon appetit and thanks for watching <3

surprise dinner stream!! making carbonara again because my girlfriend loves it and i lost the old vod. tap in! www.twitch.tv/harmincreasion

Emotional Must-See Video: Big Fat Fag from Disturbed Band Sings Bad Song Poorly

the good part about job hunting while visibly queer is these dudes usually self-select out of my way anyways

i got a stage offer recently and vaguely remembered an old coworker saying he'd worked there before. asked him if he remembered anything about it/stuff to look out for/etc and he said "the manager is straight up a predator" and it's the guy whose hand i shook. my best prospect rn btw

current status: digging through entire Shellac discography including singles and their japanese album

#DontKillYaselfChallenge