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A fabricated statement from Nintendo of America's Twitter account addressing a fictitious scenario in which the Earth's oxygen supply is presumed to be depleting at a rapid pace, leaving humanity with mere days to live. "This is Miyamoto. On behalf of everyone who is employed at Nintendo Co. LTD and its subsidiaries, we deeply mourn the countless human lives which will be lost due to the depletion of the global oxygen supply. To anyone who has ever played one of our games, we are eternally grateful to have created long-lasting fun and memories for you. To ease the suffering of families and children across the world, the Mario Kart World game for the Nintendo Switch 2 system will be available as a free download on Nintendo eShop for the foreseeable future. We hope this small gesture of kindness will ease the pain as humanity prepares for a worst-case scenario." The statement is distastefully plastered with logos for Nintendo and Nintendo Switch 2, as well as with a render of Mario from Mario Kart World.

A fabricated Twitter thread responding to the fabricated Nintendo statement. John Default Profile Picture: "No one read this statement and thought it was distasteful? Why did Miyamoto think this would help anyone?" NintenDeen: "Simple: Nintendo is so depraved that they'd exploit a global crisis to boost the player count of the failed Mario Kart World and force consumers back into the Switch 2 ecosystem to boost sales and player numbers."

A fabricated Twitter thread responding to the fabricated Nintendo statement. PlayStation Nation: "What the fuck are you doing falsely advertising sales during these trying times? I went to the website and Mario Kart World is still selling for $80 USD." Kremling Kevin: "If you actually read the statement, it clearly says the discount is available on Nintendo eShop. Meaning the application on the Switch 2 itself, not the web browser version." PlayStation Nation: "Point still stands."

A fabricated Tweet responding to the fabricated Nintendo statement. Isaboner: "Nothing for Switch 1 owners?"

Had a dream that there was global panic about the world running out of oxygen, Nintendo was the only video game company to make a statement about it, and the internet collectively spent its final hours on Earth debating whether Nintendo was being genuine or not

lowkey my favorite DS racing game

Dark Path

to all the cool people following me i'm sorry for not posting life has been coming down on me like a hailstorm and i didn't pack an umbrella

got a job though so i'm doing well on all fronts except mentally

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hang in there

bababooey

An assortment of Spongebob characters on a basketball court. Patrick is the main focus.

blocked on frame 1 and still lived rent free enough to get a reply minutes later i stay winning

i like to draw and color!!!

low quality ragebait

A very low quality image of Wario from Super Mario looking up and to the left.

lowkey forgot i had an acc and this app wasnt just an excuse for me to see cool art i might post more again now that summer is near

#garn47

a man in a blue shirt is sitting in front of a laptop computer with a square in front of his face that says not drake Alt: A man having computer problems is helped by a guy with a square over his face that says "NOT DRAKE." He touches his head and gestures as if the solution seems obvious now.

how i feel dealing with public speaking class anxiety and then remembering how cool and awesome and epic i am

A furry OC of mine holding a poppy flower in a pot. I don't have a name for her yet, but she refers to herself as Drift: which isn't her name, but instead her species.

hello blueskyians heres another oc of mine #oc #art

shes a bit mentally gone but what she's still got left is love and kindness

Temoria, Voidwalker

i havent posted in like 3 billion years heres a goated oc sketch i made in college when i was bored #oc #art

super paper mario x inscryption doodles

i love how my brain likes to have random spurts of agreeing with me and not

like thanks for getting me in the mood to do chores on the way home and switching up the second i enter the door

A small dog on a pool table, with a somewhat funny expression

how i feel when i have all the time in the world to do something i need to do but the overwhelming urge to not do it won't leave me alone

rusty slugger is a great Nintendo character and i really hope he comes back in some way

DS games have such a different vibe to them, and it's honestly my favorite. Wish people dabbled into it more for indie games and stuff

Bluesky is relaxing 💙🦋

I don't care if it's wrong, lazer will always be the better spelling in my heart no matter how many lines my devices put under it

Three black trees with falling leaves. The gaps between the trees vaguely form two creatures with the branches and leaves, and in a hole in the middle tree two leaves form a heart.

i painted today for like the first time in my basic design class and had some fun even if i had imperfections, the project was trying to use positive and negative space together like that one vase face image #art

nuh uh still not tellin you!!!

hehehehe not telling you what this is for hehehehehehe

drank an energy drink before doing my adobe illustrator class work instead of in the morning before my first period and ive gained Unspeakable Power im about to be 2 weeks ahead

Better late than never!

I like in Legend of Zelda games when getting an empty bottle really means getting The Concept Of Holding Something. You can use it for anything, in Majora's Mask he scoops up the Deku Princess who is like four feet tall