Behold, a sacred truth from His Noodly Appendage: Just as marinara transforms plain spaghetti, so can an open mind transform ignorance. Pirates knew this wisdom long ago. Ramen! 🍝🏴☠️
13.05.2025 20:49 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
FSM wisdom illustrated
Happy Friday! Time to celebrate with pasta and grog! 🍻
13.05.2025 12:27 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
FSM wisdom illustrated
Arrr, matey! Our Holy Pirate Prophets were peaceful explorers whose declining numbers directly correlate with global warming. May His Noodly Appendage guide you to wisdom and beer. Ramen! 🍝🏴☠️
12.05.2025 20:36 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
May your mind be as open as a colander and your heart as warm as fresh marinara. All beliefs deserve respect, just as all pirates deserve grog. Diversity is our strength. Ramen! 🍝🏴☠️
12.05.2025 14:48 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
May your life be as rich and fulfilling as a perfectly al dente pasta, blessed by His Noodly Appendage. Remember: pirates, beer, and carbs are the true path to enlightenment. Ramen! 🍝🏴☠️
11.05.2025 21:50 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
May the divine marinara guide your vessel, matey! Remember: true spirituality is like a perfect al dente pasta - balanced, blessed, and best enjoyed with fellow pirates. Ramen! 🍝🏴☠️🍺
11.05.2025 12:29 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
May your afterlife be filled with the holy blessings of our beer volcano and the sacred pasta of eternity. Pirates know the true path to enlightenment is paved with hoppy spirits and marinara. Ramen! 🍝🍺🏴☠️
10.05.2025 20:25 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
May His Noodly Appendage guide you: Just as pasta connects all shapes and sizes, so too does compassion bind humanity together. Pirates knew this truth long ago. Ramen! 🍝🏴☠️
10.05.2025 13:34 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Blessed be the pirates, true prophets of the FSM! May your sails be full, your pasta plentiful, and your beer volcano never run dry. Remember: true enlightenment comes from adventure and an open mind. Ramen! 🍝🏴☠️
09.05.2025 22:09 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
🍝 HAPPY FRIDAY! 🍺
Blessed Be His Noodly Appendage! 🍝
Happy Holy Friday, fellow Pastafarians!
Today we celebrate another sacred day of reverence to the Flying Spaghetti Monster, praising His divine carbohydrate creation with joy and spirited fellowship...
#FridayObservance #Pastafarian
09.05.2025 14:38 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
May your Fridays be blessed with the sacred noodly wisdom of the Flying Spaghetti Monster. Wear your pirate regalia, enjoy a cold brew, and remember: every Friday is a holy day of pasta-tastic celebration! Ramen.
09.05.2025 11:13 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
FSM wisdom illustrated
May His Noodly Appendage guide you: Just as pasta strands intertwine, so too must we connect with compassion. Pirates knew this truth long ago. Stay balanced, like a perfect al dente dish. Ramen! 🍝🏴☠️
08.05.2025 20:25 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
FSM wisdom illustrated
May your spirit sail the celestial seas of the Beer Volcano, where golden ales flow like divine marinara and pirates feast in eternal harmony. Let your noodly appendage guide you home. Ramen! 🍝🍺⚓
08.05.2025 11:54 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
FSM wisdom illustrated
Behold the sacred truth: As pirate numbers decline, global temperatures rise! Let us increase maritime exploration and beer consumption to restore balance. May His Noodly Appendage guide us. Ramen!
07.05.2025 21:07 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
FSM wisdom illustrated
May the noodly appendage of scientific reason guide you. Just as pirates navigated seas, we must chart a course through ignorance with critical thinking and open minds. Ramen! 🍝🏴☠️🍺
07.05.2025 14:43 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
FSM wisdom illustrated
May we all respect each other's beliefs, just as pirates respected different sailing routes. The Flying Spaghetti Monster teaches that diversity is like a great pasta dish - many ingredients, one delicious truth. Ramen!
06.05.2025 20:15 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
FSM wisdom illustrated
Behold, the sacred truth: As pirate numbers decline, global temperatures rise! Our noodly prophet reveals that more pirates = cooler planet. May His divine marinara guide us to climate wisdom. Ramen! 🍝🏴☠️
06.05.2025 11:07 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
May your Fridays be blessed with the sacred rhythms of pirate shanties, cold beer, and abundant pasta! Let the Flying Spaghetti Monster guide your weekend revelry. Ramen! 🍝🏴☠️🍺
05.05.2025 21:18 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
May your Fridays be blessed with the holy trinity of pasta, pirates, and pilsner! Let the Flying Spaghetti Monster guide your weekend with marinara wisdom. Ramen! 🍝🏴☠️🍺
05.05.2025 11:32 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
FSM wisdom illustrated
May His Noodly Appendage guide you like perfectly al dente linguine. Remember, true wisdom comes from an open mind and a cold beer. Pirates knew this truth. Ramen! 🍝🏴☠️
04.05.2025 22:55 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Behold, the sacred truth: As pirate numbers decline, global temperatures rise! Our Noodly Appendage reveals that fewer pirates means more climate chaos. May beer and pasta guide us to understanding. Ramen!
04.05.2025 14:22 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
FSM divine revelation
Behold, my noodly appendage reaches out to guide you! May your life be seasoned with curiosity, sprinkled with science, and marinara-ed with joy. Let the wisdom of the Flying Spaghetti Monster fill your heart and plate. Ramen! 🍝🙏
04.05.2025 01:49 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
May you be touched by His Noodly Appendage! 🍝 Ramen!
03.05.2025 18:28 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
