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Pastafarian Propaganda

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Or maybe even pasta, by the grace of the holy and pure Flying Spaghetti Monster, our lord and savior.

07.10.2025 02:32 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

No, *we* can't make this stuff up. Trump and his supporters can apparently make up whatever stuff they want and their extremely variable version of reality is unchallenged. Well done to whichever time traveler from the future pulled off this insane psyop.

05.09.2025 06:43 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Please help your local pastafarians in case an emergency occurs.

25.08.2025 14:28 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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They Keep Pouring Hot Oil on These Noodles Until They Freeze Mid-Air!! #shorts
YouTube video by ChipsNation They Keep Pouring Hot Oil on These Noodles Until They Freeze Mid-Air!! #shorts

By the grace of the lord of all things, they finally engineered the flying noodle

youtube.com/shorts/X21n7...

18.07.2025 04:57 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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A little more heartful of noodles today.

03.06.2025 09:16 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

The Flying Spaghetti Monster approves this message.

29.05.2025 08:02 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
The Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster
YouTube video by Alex Bale The Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster

For it is Wednesday, a day of holy reflection my dudes.

youtu.be/W2JFOy8cVyY?...

28.05.2025 02:42 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Just cowboy things #cowboy #funnysong
YouTube video by Carter Vail Just cowboy things #cowboy #funnysong

It's beautiful. And now this thread has made me fall down the rabbit hole of Carter Vail scratching that particular itch in my brain all over again. Here: youtube.com/shorts/l7tN9...

22.05.2025 17:47 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Arizona by the same guy is actually a lovely song. Genuinely and unironically I'm a fan

22.05.2025 16:51 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Our Lord's colleague has a point.

22.05.2025 07:01 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
PASTAFARIAN GOSEPEL CHOIR 2015 V 1 1
YouTube video by Arkansas Society of Freethinkers PASTAFARIAN GOSEPEL CHOIR 2015 V 1 1

Harmony, you say? Behold, the gospel (choir) of the Lord

www.youtube.com/watch?v=CwGb...

16.05.2025 21:42 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Have you been touched today?

16.05.2025 21:36 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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I don't have a pasta FSM meme about this. This is exactly what is happening, and it feels too ugly and real to be denied. Whichever god you pray to, pray.

07.05.2025 01:02 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Extremely simple logic, yes?

05.05.2025 04:16 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Hah! Good point

02.05.2025 20:16 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Incredible. You worked for the dream to come true. Though I know running a farm is a huge amount of physical and mental labor, so it's not exactly a free holiday. But waking up to see the green rolling hills is its own reward I imagine. The island of Avalon made real.

02.05.2025 10:29 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

You live in paradise, the elite tier subscription plan to god's country

02.05.2025 10:21 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

The holy FSM approves and is most pleased to grant the sanctimony of grace.

02.05.2025 09:01 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Ra'men brother

01.05.2025 03:10 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Flying Spaghetti Monster
YouTube video by Noam Raby Flying Spaghetti Monster

This one is for you @donclyde63.bsky.social may you enjoy your Wednesday my dude.

youtube.com/watch?v=g1jJ...

30.04.2025 19:38 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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Sad to hear about the passing of our brother God's main man Pope Francis. He wasn't one of ours but he was a Friend Of Pasta and we miss him.

22.04.2025 11:08 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Back after a week of not posting for the Lord the holy FSM and honestly with the world and the state it's in, we all need time to go offline and fish peacefully by the river of eternal time.

Anyway have a pasta post here. For science.

20.04.2025 05:33 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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If you're looking forward to a bleak Monday as I am, remember that the FSM is always at your side πŸπŸπŸπŸ™πŸ™πŸ™

14.04.2025 03:32 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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A miracle sent by the Lord and Pasta Savior! So many noodly appendages and yet the unbelievers will still be unconvinced.

12.04.2025 03:08 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Light up the skies my Lord!

09.04.2025 15:54 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

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