The Report Card

The Report Card

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805 Followers 1,706 Following 1,573 Posts Joined Nov 2024
2 days ago

DHS: We’re doing a draw down in Minnesota.

ICE: *Has 200 Chevy Tahoes delivered to the Whipple building.*

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6 days ago

Unemployment creeps ever closer to 5%. Imaging 1 in 20 Americans with nothing left to lose because this nation only cares about the rich and powerful.

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6 days ago
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Week 59 - World War Three | The Report Card Get more from The Report Card on Patreon

If you had going to war on your Trump Bingo card, congrats! For everyone else...fuck.

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6 days ago

I'm guessing they're loading up on vehicles to be able to use them as mobile blockades to keep observers from getting closer to film what they are doing. If we start seeing larger convoys sticking together in the cities again we'll need to adjust tactics.

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1 week ago
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Week 58 - American SOS | The Report Card Get more from The Report Card on Patreon

America is in danger, send help.

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1 week ago

Let's see....he brutalized and traumatized a huge number of people. Executed a few in the streets. Disappeared even more into gulags and concentration camps. Broke a ton of laws. I'm sure there's more.

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2 weeks ago
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Support 2026 Folwell Community Fund on GiveMN A fundraiser to support mutual aid at Folwell Elementary in South Minneapolis.

The Federal Occupation has not ended no matter what Tom Homan glazes on about. Help me support a local school mutual aid.

www.givemn.org/story/folwel...

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2 weeks ago
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What I Saw at the Battle of Minneapolis The national media has moved on. Minnesota is still under siege.

If you need an article to share with out of state family about the government’s war on Minnesota I highly recommend this one.

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2 weeks ago
A raccoon behind bars with text that says “Trapped in this thing called society.”
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Week 57 - Looting of America The tariffs, the Board of Peace, cancelling R&D funding, destroying small businesses, and endless grifting for even more money have taken their toll on this country.

America as we knew it is dead, time to loot the corpse.

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3 weeks ago

To clarify, Noem blamed protesters for doxxing agents and then promptly doxxed Jonathan Ross.

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3 weeks ago

For RFK Jr’s toilet coke, of course!

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3 weeks ago
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26K views · 250 reactions | ICE agents moving different. Neighbor got taken and the home security footage shows exactly how they operate. Watch the whole video to understand what’s going on. | TxoosYe... ICE agents moving different. Neighbor got taken and the home security footage shows exactly how they operate. Watch the whole video to understand what’s going on.

I have been warning people about ‘help me’ scams by ICE for a while now, but here is one in the wild.

www.facebook.com/reel/1648979...

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3 weeks ago
A woman seated behind Pam Bondi during the hearing rolling her eyes when Pam Bondi lied about rent prices being so low.  Text on the image says "American when Pamela Jo Mentioned rent prices being at an all time low."
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3 weeks ago
Scroll of Truth meme/comic.  First panel shows a treasure hunter opening a chest and saying "I've finally found it...after 15 years." Second panel shows the treasure hunter revealing the scroll of truth "The scroll of Truth!".  Third panel reveals the text of the scroll "It's a big list and you ain't on it."  Last panel has the treasure hunter chucking the scroll away and saying "Nyehh."
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Week 56 - The Epstein Class To quote the late poet George Carlin: “It’s a big club and you ain’t in it.” Honestly, that’s for the best.

Happy Friday the 13th to those who celebrate!

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3 weeks ago

Over 40 new vehicles arrived from ND and WI to the Whipple building in MN this week. Sure doesn't sound like a draw down. ICE have been crawling all over the small towns across the state this week.

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3 weeks ago

Andy is new to pop music I assume? This was the same shit people were saying about Elvis.

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3 weeks ago
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send this to Greg Bovino #parody #ice #minneapolis #politics YouTube video by Sub-Radio

Just a little ditty to get stuck in your head…

www.youtube.com/shorts/kUDCV...

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1 month ago
Richard Scary’s worm character driving an apple.  The side of the apple car says “My other car is RFK Jr’s brain.”
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1 month ago

Remember when Noem outted Jonathan Ross?

Don’t blame the people in the streets for the incompetence at the top.

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1 month ago

Everywhere will be Minnesota…

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1 month ago

ICE agent with the backpack gets in the ambulance with the victim. What the fuck?

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1 month ago
Image of the prison complex on Narkina 5 from the show Andor.

Life imitating art again...

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1 month ago

They refuse to identify themselves, often impersonate other occupations, and then get mad when people don't obey their 'lawful orders'. We don't know who they are until they open fire.

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1 month ago

Less tear gas being used might just be because we're in a cold snap. It doesn't work as well in the extreme cold.

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1 month ago

I fucking hate being right sometimes.

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1 month ago
A Hennepin County Sheriff’s vehicle with dildos stuck to the windshield.

Cops declaring an unlawful assembly. What a bunch of dildos.

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1 month ago
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Week 55 - The Cascade We live in a complex system of interwoven dependencies.

Are you ready for the cascade failures of our broken system?

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1 month ago
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From the minnesota community on Reddit: This will always be my favorite. Local residents using tactics to confuse ICE at a round about!! Explore this post and more from the minnesota community

Taking ICE on a little round about.

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