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Week 58 - American SOS | The Report Card Get more from The Report Card on Patreon

America is in danger, send help.

27.02.2026 17:33 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Let's see....he brutalized and traumatized a huge number of people. Executed a few in the streets. Disappeared even more into gulags and concentration camps. Broke a ton of laws. I'm sure there's more.

27.02.2026 17:16 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Support 2026 Folwell Community Fund on GiveMN A fundraiser to support mutual aid at Folwell Elementary in South Minneapolis.

The Federal Occupation has not ended no matter what Tom Homan glazes on about. Help me support a local school mutual aid.

www.givemn.org/story/folwel...

25.02.2026 15:14 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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What I Saw at the Battle of Minneapolis The national media has moved on. Minnesota is still under siege.

If you need an article to share with out of state family about the government’s war on Minnesota I highly recommend this one.

23.02.2026 00:19 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
A raccoon behind bars with text that says β€œTrapped in this thing called society.”

A raccoon behind bars with text that says β€œTrapped in this thing called society.”

21.02.2026 04:42 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Week 57 - Looting of America The tariffs, the Board of Peace, cancelling R&D funding, destroying small businesses, and endless grifting for even more money have taken their toll on this country.

America as we knew it is dead, time to loot the corpse.

20.02.2026 17:58 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

To clarify, Noem blamed protesters for doxxing agents and then promptly doxxed Jonathan Ross.

15.02.2026 18:14 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

For RFK Jr’s toilet coke, of course!

13.02.2026 22:47 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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26K views Β· 250 reactions | ICE agents moving different. Neighbor got taken and the home security footage shows exactly how they operate. Watch the whole video to understand what’s going on. | TxoosYe... ICE agents moving different. Neighbor got taken and the home security footage shows exactly how they operate. Watch the whole video to understand what’s going on.

I have been warning people about β€˜help me’ scams by ICE for a while now, but here is one in the wild.

www.facebook.com/reel/1648979...

13.02.2026 22:46 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
A woman seated behind Pam Bondi during the hearing rolling her eyes when Pam Bondi lied about rent prices being so low.  Text on the image says "American when Pamela Jo Mentioned rent prices being at an all time low."

A woman seated behind Pam Bondi during the hearing rolling her eyes when Pam Bondi lied about rent prices being so low. Text on the image says "American when Pamela Jo Mentioned rent prices being at an all time low."

13.02.2026 17:27 β€” πŸ‘ 10    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Scroll of Truth meme/comic.  First panel shows a treasure hunter opening a chest and saying "I've finally found it...after 15 years." Second panel shows the treasure hunter revealing the scroll of truth "The scroll of Truth!".  Third panel reveals the text of the scroll "It's a big list and you ain't on it."  Last panel has the treasure hunter chucking the scroll away and saying "Nyehh."

Scroll of Truth meme/comic. First panel shows a treasure hunter opening a chest and saying "I've finally found it...after 15 years." Second panel shows the treasure hunter revealing the scroll of truth "The scroll of Truth!". Third panel reveals the text of the scroll "It's a big list and you ain't on it." Last panel has the treasure hunter chucking the scroll away and saying "Nyehh."

13.02.2026 17:23 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Week 56 - The Epstein Class To quote the late poet George Carlin: β€œIt’s a big club and you ain’t in it.” Honestly, that’s for the best.

Happy Friday the 13th to those who celebrate!

13.02.2026 17:19 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Over 40 new vehicles arrived from ND and WI to the Whipple building in MN this week. Sure doesn't sound like a draw down. ICE have been crawling all over the small towns across the state this week.

13.02.2026 17:00 β€” πŸ‘ 9    πŸ” 4    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Andy is new to pop music I assume? This was the same shit people were saying about Elvis.

13.02.2026 14:39 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
send this to Greg Bovino #parody #ice #minneapolis #politics
YouTube video by Sub-Radio send this to Greg Bovino #parody #ice #minneapolis #politics

Just a little ditty to get stuck in your head…

www.youtube.com/shorts/kUDCV...

13.02.2026 04:01 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Richard Scary’s worm character driving an apple.  The side of the apple car says β€œMy other car is RFK Jr’s brain.”

Richard Scary’s worm character driving an apple. The side of the apple car says β€œMy other car is RFK Jr’s brain.”

12.02.2026 23:06 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Remember when Noem outted Jonathan Ross?

Don’t blame the people in the streets for the incompetence at the top.

12.02.2026 23:04 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 0

Everywhere will be Minnesota…

12.02.2026 12:38 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

ICE agent with the backpack gets in the ambulance with the victim. What the fuck?

11.02.2026 17:30 β€” πŸ‘ 20    πŸ” 3    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
Image of the prison complex on Narkina 5 from the show Andor.

Image of the prison complex on Narkina 5 from the show Andor.

Life imitating art again...

09.02.2026 19:18 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

They refuse to identify themselves, often impersonate other occupations, and then get mad when people don't obey their 'lawful orders'. We don't know who they are until they open fire.

09.02.2026 16:00 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Less tear gas being used might just be because we're in a cold snap. It doesn't work as well in the extreme cold.

09.02.2026 15:56 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I fucking hate being right sometimes.

08.02.2026 03:11 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
A Hennepin County Sheriff’s vehicle with dildos stuck to the windshield.

A Hennepin County Sheriff’s vehicle with dildos stuck to the windshield.

Cops declaring an unlawful assembly. What a bunch of dildos.

07.02.2026 22:48 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Week 55 - The Cascade We live in a complex system of interwoven dependencies.

Are you ready for the cascade failures of our broken system?

06.02.2026 19:45 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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From the minnesota community on Reddit: This will always be my favorite. Local residents using tactics to confuse ICE at a round about!! Explore this post and more from the minnesota community

Taking ICE on a little round about.

06.02.2026 15:26 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Pivot tables are like information artillery!

06.02.2026 04:21 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Groundhog Day

It’s official! Punxsutawney Phil predicts β€œan eternity of darkness from which we will never escape”

Groundhog Day It’s official! Punxsutawney Phil predicts β€œan eternity of darkness from which we will never escape”

05.02.2026 04:03 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Any absolutely wild stat pertaining to my own writing:

I have cited Pre-Bezos WaPo as a source more than once a week in my 1st Trump Admin writing. I have yet to use WaPo as a source for this first year of the 2nd Trump Administration because they simply don't report on things that matter anymore.

04.02.2026 17:44 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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a man wearing glasses says " yeah yeah but your scientists were so preoccupied with whether or not they could Alt: Dr Ian Malcolm from Jurassic Park stating: "Yeah, yeah, but your scientists were so preoccupied with whether or not they could that they didn't stop to think if they should."
04.02.2026 17:37 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0