@critter.bsky.social
Interviewing the sexiest people alive: http://becomingcreature.substack.com
every time i distrust my gut i regret it
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imagine engaging in gender discourse today
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theyβre papering over some serious issue for sure
02.07.2023 03:18 β π 10 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0My theory is that the rate limiting is because there is some serious issue. Elon is papering over it. The fact that we canβt tweet or reply or DM shows there is some fire on the servers or something
02.07.2023 03:11 β π 14 π 0 π¬ 2 π 0I canβt even DM
02.07.2023 03:10 β π 6 π 0 π¬ 2 π 0i canβt tweet or reply on twitter what the fuck
02.07.2023 03:00 β π 16 π 0 π¬ 4 π 0
bsky users rejoice
01.07.2023 18:41 β π 15 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0no babe your language model is perfect the large ones scare me
05.05.2023 14:46 β π 31 π 3 π¬ 1 π 0I appreciate the enthusiasm
30.04.2023 23:45 β π 14 π 1 π¬ 0 π 0using twitter and bluesky to AB-test my material
21.04.2023 01:23 β π 26 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Me acquiring material possessions: Haha fuck yeah!!! Yes!!
Me moving my possessions all at once: Well this fucking sucks. What the fuck.
Iβm fucked up
Does anyone know where I can find a narrative that will take the responsibility off of me and instead put it on my parents, patriarchy, economic systems, society at large, trauma, anything?
Please, Iβm desperate
her: can you please put your phone down hwile you're driving
him: don't worry babe I hit grandmaster in starcraft
path forward is not linear
16.04.2023 03:03 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0the trick is being able to use any of the above when necessary but not being overly attached to anything
But I use google keep instead of apple notes just sayn
using this for my baptism
16.04.2023 01:25 β π 6 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0feed it to me
16.04.2023 01:24 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0i love you all
13.04.2023 04:45 β π 21 π 1 π¬ 2 π 0πͺ
13.04.2023 01:09 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0these are dangerous maths
12.04.2023 16:42 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0like 1/3 a baby
12.04.2023 16:40 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0they call an orgasm a little death, so if we gather than an orgasm feels like 1/8 of a death...
12.04.2023 16:40 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0They say a sneeze is 1/8th of an orgasm
And consider: Adult poop is around 1 pound, and a newborn around 7.5 lbs
so a poop is about 1/8th of a human birth
trying to spice things up βisnβt it scary how each of us is going to die alone?β
12.04.2023 16:23 β π 3 π 0 π¬ 2 π 0These arenβt Tweets and I am not tweeting.
What do I tell people I do now?
