Laurie Kilmartin

Laurie Kilmartin

@anylaurie16.bsky.social

Standup comedian, writer, https://lauriekilmartin.com

22,491 Followers 810 Following 1,090 Posts Joined Sep 2023
2 months ago

Animation!

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1 year ago
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Gravyboat Lighthouse Commercial 11/24/10 | CONAN on TBS YouTube video by Cactus Chef

Its not too late, get your Gravy boat Lighthouse today! youtu.be/LLDmzYObSMU?...

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3 months ago

Heh

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3 months ago
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I’m starting to piece things together

I’ve connected the dots

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4 months ago

she’s facing 8 years, idiot.

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4 months ago

Whoa

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5 months ago

Thank you!

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5 months ago

Donate if you can!

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5 months ago

I have no idea, I’m a late night gal

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5 months ago

it’s fucking insane that you can log off for a few hours and come back to find trump invaded another city in his own country

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5 months ago

Hey, I stopped doing that. For planes, i do my normal stuff: anti-viral nasal spray and a mask, plus blow the plane air. (And I’m always boosted)

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5 months ago

Lol YES

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6 months ago

Cool!!!

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6 months ago

Yeah! Good news!

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6 months ago

Heck yeah!

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6 months ago
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SUN Aug 7th, 6pm @ Dynasty Typewriter! Unexpect the expected! Hanging with Doctor Z w/ guests @anylaurie16.bsky.social, Chris Estrada & Andy Daly! Get tix, these shows sell out! Also avail to livestream. @danagould.bsky.social may be there too but he always scrams before showtime. #PlanetOfTheJapes

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6 months ago

just can not shake the feeling that democratic leadership really believes they are just a couple votes away from the halcyon times of enjoying senate softball and seersucker suit day

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7 months ago

Oh fuck not again

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7 months ago

Aw thank you Marty. I’m sorry you’re going thru stuff.

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7 months ago

one of the most obvious lies imaginable (that wasn’t reported as such by our political press corps)

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7 months ago

Essentially, when you install a Ring you’ve become a volunteer cop.

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7 months ago

Omg. That poor family. The son ❤️

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7 months ago

Only an asshole would be a friend of Jeffrey Epstein and an enemy of Canada.

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7 months ago

Thanks Andrew!

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7 months ago

Donate if you can!

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7 months ago

Limited to Democrats.

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7 months ago

Haaaaa

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7 months ago

I am so very tired of every single thing being so fucked

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