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“Wisdom too often never comes, and so one ought not to reject it merely because it comes late.”

—Felix Frankfurter

He’s been in a darkness retreat with Aaron Rodgers.

Picture of North Korea’s infamous broadcaster, the “Pink Lady”

“AN INDEPENDENT NEWSPAPER”

Need to update the lyrics to “Stayin’ Alive.”

New York Jets?!?!

I’m 65, and I know the feeling.

This means I will either win Powerball or die a hideous death that will be the subject of TikToks and YouTube videos.

My “All My Tattoos Are Off the Record” tattoo is raising a lot of questions already…

Well, society will be hampered if the free alienation of goats is not allowed.

Bunny Lebowski “blow on my toes” still from “The Big Lebowski”

BTW, this conversation was off the record.

Well, we know the turkey that is pardoned will have either settled a meritless lawsuit with Trump or bought massive amounts of his cryptocurrency.

“After the brief inconvenience of being tear-gassed and shot with pepper balls, the protesters are free to go.”

Tweet by Stefan Molyneux from 2019. I can’t believe Taylor Swift is about to turn 30. She looks so young. It’s strange to think that 90% of her eggs are already gone, 97% by the time she turns 40, so I hope she thinks about having kids before it’s too late. She’d be a fun mom.

Never thought anyone could out-creep this Stefan Molyneux post, but I was very wrong.

Bethel Friends of Canines Bethel Friends of Canines is a non-profit dog rescue based in the rural Alaskan village of Bethel. Not only do we rescue dogs in Bethel, but we also rescue dogs all over the Yukon Kuskokwim Delta...

This is the Western Alaska animal nonprofit working to rescue the pets in Kipnuk.

The residents of Kipnuk are under a mandatory evac order but can not bring their pets with them. Supporting this group will help with charter aircraft, etc.

www.bethelfriendsofcanines.com

Or at least, you should be warned that you are about to block accounts that you currently follow.

Apparently, Steve King’s problem was that he was born ten years too soon. He’d be in line for a congressional leadership post today.

The word oleaginous exists to describe Mike Johnson.

Seeking to make Charlie Kirk the incompetent Confederate general of the twenty-first century.

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It did take a certain je ne sais quoi to pull off the toddler’s pajamas look.

That’s a prickly situation.

Learning their ominous techniques from that notorious gang, the Ferocious Furries.

I, too, like to avoid working diligently, for the sole reason that people might read too much into my work product.

It is amazing the collection of soulless voids that have been gathered together in the administration.

Snuggling with my tabby, Auric

That’s his story.

YouTube video by hamnoj Monty Python and the Holy Grail - The Insulting Frenchman

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Snuggling with my tabby, Auric

I admit it: I’m obsessed.

Not a good sign when you start out a sentence like this. 😳

I said, “I’m so happy I could die”/She said, “Drop dead,” then left with another guy